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Hey Guys, Just a Little Song About The Escapist Contest! Vote Valve !


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TrueWindoze

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soundcloud.com/rig/vote-for-valve    :wizard:


Lyrics:

On the Escapist

They're having a contest to find out

Who's the best developer of all time

Valve is succeeding

They beat all the other guys so far

But they haven't won it yet

There's still a few stages left

And their current matchup's taking Valve by the throat

They've been spamming Facebook making twelve-year-olds vote

And I'm taking some offense

It does not make any sense

To we people who voted for Valve

I'm not even angry

It's not like I hate the other guys

But you need to see the situation

Portal is awesome

And Half-Life defined the epic game

Now they might lose out to those

With nothing better to do

But to sit on Facebook dicking 'round a fake farm

And they can't stop clicking or they'll raise an alarm

It's the lowest form of game

Now they're brainwashed and proclaim

That it's better than anything Valve

We need your help now

We know you're smart enough to see

Skinner box designs are not what matters

All of the best games

Bring something new to all the world

Be it novel gameplay, or

A memorable storyline

We can't let the tedious repetitive games

Steal the crown from those who made a million memes

Gordan Freeman, Scout and Spy

Know that the cake is a lie

So do everyone voting for Valve

And believe me I'm voting for Valve

I'm making music and voting for Valve

I feel FANTASTIC when voting for Valve

While you're farming I'm voting for Valve

When you give up I'll be playing with Valve

Vote for Valve

Vote for Valve

Modifié par TrueWindoze, 03 avril 2010 - 04:57 .


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TrueWindoze

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Can't stop listening to it ^^.

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AesirEdge

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nah, think i'm gonna vote for bioware





thanks though

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TrueWindoze

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AesirEdge wrote...

nah, think i'm gonna vote for bioware


thanks though


Yeah, that's cool. Considering it's Valve Vs. Zynga,

so you can vote for bioware and valve for now.

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cynicalsaint1

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I already did my part in this struggle, man this is depressing. BioWare vs. Valve would have been a worthy contest, both have made multiple titles that would show up on any list of "The best games ever," both of their games have set the bar in the game industry in general. Zynga doesn't even deserve to be put into the same ring as either of them.



Don't get me wrong, silly little casual games are fine and all, but no company that's actually helped innovate the industry deserves a loss to them.

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TrueWindoze

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Yes, Zynga shouldn't even have been in the contest honestly.

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AntiChri5

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What the hell is Zynga?

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TheBS1

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Hopefully Valve has more Twitter votes to win this. :(

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Cascadus

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This is depressing. The vote poll is just... does that include Twitter posts? Because maybe the difference will enable Valve fans to edge them out.

Then again, the same dregs who spend 19 out of their 24 hours playing Farmville are the same type who spend 19 out of their 24 hours tweeting about playing Farmville.

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crysischaos

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AntiChri5 wrote...

What the hell is Zynga?


They make facebook/iphone games

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AntiChri5

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crysischaos wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

What the hell is Zynga?


They make facebook/iphone games


Wait that crap is eligible?!?! :sick:

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TrueWindoze

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AntiChri5 wrote...

crysischaos wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

What the hell is Zynga?


They make facebook/iphone games


Wait that crap is eligible?!?! :sick:


unfortunately so, and it's ruining the competition.<_<

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cynicalsaint1

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It looks like its over, with Zynga in the lead. Man this is a dark day for gaming. We need to come up with something if we're going to have a chance against them.

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TrueWindoze

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Zynga HAX.

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How does anyone expect to beat Zynga? FarmVille is the most popular game ever. It would take an unholy alliance between all the other company's fans to defeat them.

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mrofni wrote...

How does anyone expect to beat Zynga? FarmVille is the most popular game ever. It would take an unholy alliance between all the other company's fans to defeat them.



umm, farmvilles not a game. It's a piece of poop that is staining the gaming market. It is not played by actual gamers but rather people who don't know wtf real games are. Zynga games require the mental capacity of a 1 yr old.

Modifié par TrueWindoze, 03 avril 2010 - 07:36 .


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Cascadus wrote...

This is depressing. The vote poll is just... does that include Twitter posts? Because maybe the difference will enable Valve fans to edge them out.
Then again, the same dregs who spend 19 out of their 24 hours playing Farmville are the same type who spend 19 out of their 24 hours tweeting about playing Farmville.

No. The poll only includes votes from the forum, not Twitter.

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tee_bird

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That was really well done for a fan song.



Archie Gates' Needler songs still reign supreme, though.

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RigAudio

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Thanks for the love, guys :D

(yes I sang that)

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Ponce de Leon

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AntiChri5 wrote...

What the hell is Zynga?

QFT... really. Doesn't matter the future replies, but this should be their moto.

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Looks like victory is almost achieved. 2500 vote lead on the farmers, and only 2.5 hours to go.

Modifié par Abriael_CG, 04 avril 2010 - 01:27 .


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Feraele

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got a link for that Abby I can't seem to find it.

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Abriael_CG

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http://www.escapistm...ynga-vs-1-Valve

Modifié par Abriael_CG, 04 avril 2010 - 01:34 .


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Feraele

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Thanks voted for Valve ..and it took a few minutes to get it registered..that page is going bonkers. But last score I saw was Zynga 47% and Valve 52%...how long til it closes? More people need to keep at it, evidently Zynga advertised to all their facebook fans via some sort of message. Evidently there's about 11 thousand plus of those folks.



Someone started a counter campaign however, with Steam. We'll see how this goes.

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SupaBeastie

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holy cow bioware is in trouble when they go up against valve