Uh...Liara, I think I might have just met your father...
#1
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 07:45
Shepard: *nervous laugh* "Uh, yeah... She's something alright..."
Liara: "Well don't leave me in suspense, Shepard! What's she like?"
Shepard: "Uh, well... She's a bartender named Atheda who lives right here on the station. Her dad was a Krogan, and her mom fought in the Krogan Wars."
Liara: "A...bartender?"
Shepard: "Yeah... And she also offered to sleep with me on the counter, but she decided against it since she just cleaned it...probably after the last guy she slept with...who may or may not have been Conrad Verner."
Liara: "..."
Shepard: "Well...I reckoned I better be hittin' the old dusty trail..."
*walks towards the door*
Liara: "Shepard, wait!"
*Shepard stops right outside the door*
Shepard: "Yeah...?"
Liara: You...wouldn't have slept with her...would you?"
Shepard: "Of course not... I need a sweet, sensitive, loving, and supportive woman..."
Liara: "Whew, that's a load off my mind..."
Shepard: "Which is why I've chosen Tali, Kthnxbai!"
*closes door*
#2
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 07:52
#3
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 08:08
#4
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 08:31
#5
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:04
True story.
#6
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:05
#7
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:17
#8
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:32
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
Liara > Tali
True story.
LOL What? She refused to join Shepard in a mission to save the universe from the Reapers because apparently petty revenge is more important.
#9
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:34
Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
Liara > Tali
True story.
LOL What? She refused to join Shepard in a mission to save the universe from the Reapers because apparently petty revenge is more important.
Terribly sorry sir, but your signature deems your opinion on the matter invalid.
#10
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:38
LiquidGrape wrote...
Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
Liara > Tali
True story.
LOL What? She refused to join Shepard in a mission to save the universe from the Reapers because apparently petty revenge is more important.
Terribly sorry sir, but your signature deems your opinion on the matter invalid.
The same could be said of your sig...
#11
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:53
Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...
LiquidGrape wrote...
Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
Liara > Tali
True story.
LOL What? She refused to join Shepard in a mission to save the universe from the Reapers because apparently petty revenge is more important.
Terribly sorry sir, but your signature deems your opinion on the matter invalid.
The same could be said of your sig...
I was only pulling your leg, mate.
Personally I think both Tali and Liara are gorgeous.
#12
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:03
Liara: "Shepard, wait!"
*Shepard stops right outside the door*
Shepard: "Yeah...?"
Liara: You...wouldn't have slept with her...would you?"
Shepard:" . . . . not on the counter."
Liara: O_O
#13
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:03
LiquidGrape wrote...
I was only pulling your leg, mate.
Personally I think both Tali and Liara are gorgeous.
True, but we're talking more than just looks here, we're talking personality.
Liara has become corrupted, violent, and obsessed with revenge.
Tali's only flaw is the close-minded way she views the Geth, but pretty much all Quarians are like that, so she grew up around it and can't really be blamed for it.
#14
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:14
Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...
LiquidGrape wrote...
I was only pulling your leg, mate.
Personally I think both Tali and Liara are gorgeous.
True, but we're talking more than just looks here, we're talking personality.
Liara has become corrupted, violent, and obsessed with revenge.
Tali's only flaw is the close-minded way she views the Geth, but pretty much all Quarians are like that, so she grew up around it and can't really be blamed for it.
I'm not sure it's that simple. I always thought Tali's affection bordered on hero-worship, which could be incredibly problematic for an intimate relationship.
Liara has seemingly been consumed by some delusional obligation to avenge Shepard, herself and her lost friend; but there are traces of her persona left if one digs into the dialogue.
- So while Liara may not be the innocent she was at the end of the first game, she's definitely a more complex character.
#15
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:33
#16
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Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:34
Guest_slimgrin_*
#17
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:37
Liara: "Shepard, wait!"
*Shepard stops right outside the door*
Shepard: "Yeah...?"
Liara: "You...wouldn't have slept with her...would you?"
Shepard: "Nah, at least not for a few months."
Shepard: "Well not for nine months, to be exact..."
Liara: "O_O"
Shepard (awkward laughter): "Hey, look on the bright side, you're gonna have a sister!"
Liara: " O_O GET THE FU-"
*Shepard runs out the door while Liara charges up a Pull*
Modifié par GunGrave TZA, 03 avril 2010 - 10:41 .
#18
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:41
#19
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:44
LiquidGrape wrote...
I'm not sure it's that simple. I always thought Tali's affection bordered on hero-worship, which could be incredibly problematic for an intimate relationship.
Liara has seemingly been consumed by some delusional obligation to avenge Shepard, herself and her lost friend; but there are traces of her persona left if one digs into the dialogue.
- So while Liara may not be the innocent she was at the end of the first game, she's definitely a more complex character.
I don't think it's Hero Worship, I think she's just completely head over heels for Shepard, and admires his personality deeply. I think that both her and Shepard share similar ideals, and that Shepard represents what she wants to be as well. It's kind of a "Knight in Shining Armor" thing. Easy to mistake for Hero Worship, but really it's just true love.
I get the feeling that that's what Bioware was going for with the Tali & Jack Romances, trying to inch away from it being all about sex and more about love. Unfortunately, they did give Shepard nearly enough dialogue to make Tali's feelings seem 100% mutual.
#20
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 12:09
Wishful thinking huh?
#21
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 12:19
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
Liara > Tali
True story.
Ash>Tali, Liara, Miranda, Kelly, Shiala, Jack, all Furture LIs
#22
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 01:27
Not after HorizonNoble 1 wrote...
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
Liara > Tali
True story.
Ash>Tali, Liara, Miranda, Kelly, Shiala, Jack, all Furture LIs
#23
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 01:45
GunGrave TZA wrote...
*Shepard walks towards the door*
Liara: "Shepard, wait!"
*Shepard stops right outside the door*
Shepard: "Yeah...?"
Liara: "You...wouldn't have slept with her...would you?"
Shepard: "Nah, at least not for a few months."
Shepard: "Well not for nine months, to be exact..."
Liara: "O_O"
Shepard (awkward laughter): "Hey, look on the bright side, you're gonna have a sister!"
Liara: " O_O GET THE FU-"
*Shepard runs out the door while Liara charges up a Pull*
Shepard likes preggos, don't kid yourself.
#24
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 03:32
Xanfyrst wrote...
"No! That's not true. That's impossible!"
#25
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 03:34
MantisN1nja wrote...
Xanfyrst wrote...
"No! That's not true. That's impossible!"
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.





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