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[Blk_Mage_Ctype]

Liara: "Really?! What's she like? I'll bet you she's something incredible like a Justicar!"

Shepard: *nervous laugh* "Uh, yeah... She's something alright..."

Liara: "Well don't leave me in suspense, Shepard! What's she like?"

Shepard: "Uh, well... She's a bartender named Atheda who lives right here on the station. Her dad was a Krogan, and her mom fought in the Krogan Wars."

Liara: "A...bartender?"

Shepard: "Yeah... And she also offered to sleep with me on the counter, but she decided against it since she just cleaned it...probably after the last guy she slept with...who may or may not have been Conrad Verner."

Liara: "..."

Shepard: "Well...I reckoned I better be hittin' the old dusty trail..."

*walks towards the door*

Liara: "Shepard, wait!"

*Shepard stops right outside the door*

Shepard: "Yeah...?"

Liara: You...wouldn't have slept with her...would you?"

Shepard: "Of course not... I need a sweet, sensitive, loving, and supportive woman..."

Liara: "Whew, that's a load off my mind..."

Shepard: "Which is why I've chosen Tali, Kthnxbai!"

*closes door*
 

[Stanley Woo]

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