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[Shazzammer2]

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

Liara: "Really?! What's she like? I'll bet you she's something incredible like a Justicar!"

Shepard: *nervous laugh* "Uh, yeah... She's something alright..."

Liara: "Well don't leave me in suspense, Shepard! What's she like?"

Shepard: "Uh, well... She's a bartender named Atheda who lives right here on the station. Her dad was a Krogan, and her mom fought in the Krogan Wars."

Liara: "A...bartender?"

Shepard: "Yeah... And she also offered to sleep with me on the counter, but she decided against it since she just cleaned it...probably after the last guy she slept with...who may or may not have been Conrad Verner."

Liara: "..."

Shepard: "Well...I reckoned I better be hittin' the old dusty trail..."

*walks towards the door*

Liara: "Shepard, wait!"

*Shepard stops right outside the door*

Shepard: "Yeah...?"

Liara: You...wouldn't have slept with her...would you?"

Shepard: "Of course not... I need a sweet, sensitive, loving, and supportive woman..."

Liara: "Whew, that's a load off my mind..."

Shepard: "Which is why I've chosen Tali, Kthnxbai!"

*closes door*
 

I don't care who you are, that's funny right thar!! :D

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Modifié par Stanley Woo, 26 avril 2010 - 10:36 .

[Volothos]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Ilium Bartender for Normandy Lounge Patron in Mass Effect 3.

I demand that this happen

[GodWood]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Liara > Tali

True story.

Jack > Tali/Liara.

 

[Cascadus]

Garrus > Tali > Thane > Kaidan > Ash > Jack > Miranda >>>>> Liara >> Jacob

I hated Liara in ME1, and despised having conversations with her because in the first conversation she was all like 'oh, Commander, I think we have a connection'. I flat-out refused to talk to Jacob as FemShep because the tone of voice Hale took and Shepard's posture was completely out of character for her.

[Jax Sparrow]

Liara: "Really?! What's she like? I'll bet you she's something incredible like a Justicar!"

Shepard: *nervous laugh* "Uh, yeah... She's something alright..."

Liara: "Well don't leave me in suspense, Shepard! What's she like?"

Shepard: "Uh, well... Her name is Aria and she is the President, CEO, or Queen if you are feeling dramatic, of Omega.  I believe that she might have left because for some reason she was ordered to kill your mother otherwise."

Liara: "A... mob boss?"

Shepard: "Yeah... And she also offered to sleep with me on the couch, but she was interrupted with some mob bussiness... probably with the mercenaries trying to kill her."

Liara: "..."

Shepard: "Well...I reckoned I better be hittin' the old dusty trail..."

*walks towards the door*

Liara: "Shepard, wait!"

*Shepard stops right outside the door*

Shepard: "Yeah...?"

Liara: You... slept with her... didn't you?"

"Of course ... I love a woman in tight spandex..."  *Shepard walks back up to Liara and kisses her passionately, in a firm, but supple, tight embrace*

*Liara responds with gusto*  "Whew, that's a load off my mind..."

Shepard: "So where is our daughter?"

*fade to black*


Tali'Zorah? As if!  That's like having a relationship with a teenager.  Liara is a grown woman that has her own needs... your offended cause she risked her life, and a friend's life, to resurrect you? Talk about lack of compassion and commitment.

Modifié par Jax Sparrow, 04 avril 2010 - 06:49 .

[Crazy_Cat_Lady]

Liara > Tali. And I don't think the Asari bartender is Liara's father. Not every matriarch that had a pureblood daughter is Liara's father, sorry OP.

[Eag07]

Crazy_Cat_Lady wrote...

Liara > Tali. And I don't think the Asari bartender is Liara's father. Not every matriarch that had a pureblood daughter is Liara's father, sorry OP.

True, but wouldn't that be a beautiful irony if Liara's "father" (whom she never knew) served drinks some 40 meters away from Liara's office? A "kick in the quad", so to speak?

[SkullandBonesmember]

The thought crossed my mind when to talking to the bartender.

[ZombifiedJake]

For some reason the bartender reminded me of Roz Doyle...

[Captain Tibs]

LiquidGrape wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

LiquidGrape wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Liara > Tali

True story.

LOL What? She refused to join Shepard in a mission to save the universe from the Reapers because apparently petty revenge is more important.

Terribly sorry sir, but your signature deems your opinion on the matter invalid.

The same could be said of your sig...

I was only pulling your leg, mate.
Personally I think both Tali and Liara are gorgeous.

lol you don't know if tali is actually gorgeous :innocent:

[Annihilator27]

Seems like shepard has a pair of sly boots in this thread.

[Dinkamus_Littlelog]

Jeeze, I know some Tali fans are upset that shes dead and not going to have a decent role in ME3, and the romance was 3 conversations worth of hesitant suckage, but theres no need to lash out in jealously because Liara happens to be better....

[SP One Nineteen]

Noble 1 wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Liara > Tali

True story.

Ash>Tali, Liara, Miranda, Kelly, Shiala, Jack, all Furture LIs

Consensus, i think not.

[Stanley Woo]

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[SSV Enterprise]

I fully believe that the bartender is Liara's "father." She's the right age- matriarch and matriarch, you know?



And Aria=Aleena. Aria says she's gone by different names before, Patriarch was not the first krogan she fought, and that sometimes she would rather disappear than be forced to kill certain people. She also uses the line "better luck next time" on you.

[vhatever]

This thread kind of reminds me of people who think every black person they meet is related to some other black person they know.

[SP One Nineteen]

 Aleena is Aria?

HOLY SH*T!!!!!!

Wow i can't believe i didn't notice the evidence before. Guess i didnt pay close attention to detail when talking to Wrex and Aria.

Im smart

This means wrex needs to join me again and i need to take him to Afterlife.

Or better yet, have both wrex and aria join my party! WOOT