Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
I dont have ADHD i jus- HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!!

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