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[Kaakuna]

Taken from Write the Ultimate Worst Case Romantic Scenario For ME3

You are waking up with a bad hangover and your rectum feels violated,
the sheets are ruffled and sticky. Shocked and in disbelief you turn
over to see who did this to you but too tired to really do anything.
But then...

"Shepard Commander?"

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Anyway, whats the deal with those "Rules" I see mentioned every now and then?

[MaaZeus]

Hell no! Any sane person would say no. Grunt is practically a baby, not to mention a Korgan, Legion is a damn robot. Out of these only Mordin is most viable, but he is old and apparently their sexual organs work differently, so any intimate parts of relationship is limited to cuddling.

[Neria Rose]

I'd like to say I'd do it just to see how it'd play out, but every time I've played so far with the intention of romancing someone other than Garrus, it just hasn't happened. I'd probably watch them on youtube and enjoy my Garrus cuddles.

Modifié par Neria Rose, 04 avril 2010 - 12:18 .

[Gaeia]

Neria Rose wrote...

I'd like to say I'd do it just to see how it'd play out, but every time I've played so far with the intention of romancing someone other than Garrus, it just hasn't happened. I'd probably watch them on youtube and enjoy my Garrus cuddles.

I get very curious about new... uh... stuff.  Well, if things do not end up ... pleasantly, I will watch the scenes on Youtube, too. 

[scorptatious]

Bump

[Cyberfrog81]

Mordin, yes for sure. He's sexxeh.



A Grunt romance is morally dubious. He would have to mature significantly first, and by the time you might expect him to be "ready", Shepard might not be up for it (no pun intended) anymore. If *he ever was.



Legion... sure, assuming certain modifications were made. A Geth sex slave, that works. Could share it with Garrus, in exchange for him properly calibrating the thing. You need to achieve consensus first? Not after I'm done with you, slave.



(You may back away slowly now.)

[JediHealerCosmin]

cipher_Cero wrote...

kglaser wrote...

I don't know...I'd have to hear Legion talking dirty, first. LOL

Our hardware is awaiting proper clearance. Shepard-Commander, please proceed to open port 2.

Dear Holy God, i can't stop laughing 

[bthillman]

tennyochan wrote...

acutally no, give me zaeed. LOL:whistle:

Please Bioware?

And, (As a FemShep)
 
Mordin: Probably for the fun of it.
Grunt: Ouch.
Legion: Hm, the possibilities...

[danitiwa]

Mordin isn't so bad. He's just kinda old and... More the friend-type.

Legion is weirdly attractive for a robot. It's those metal biceps. I don't know, I found it kind of sweet how he can't come up with an answer when Shepard asks why he went out looking for her. "We are building a consensus, please try again later."

[Inquisitor Recon]

What the hell be wrong with you people? As if I wasn't paranoid enough about Legion.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 05 avril 2010 - 05:32 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

I support the option of getting mercilessly shot down by Mordin, Grunt, or Legion. And then they spend the rest of the game a few steps further away from you.

[Gaeia]

ReconTeam wrote...

What the hell be wrong with you people? As if I wasn't paranoid enough about Legion.

Maybe ... a Legion romance would make you less paranoid?    *Runs away for cover*

[Koen Casier]

Kaakuna wrote...


Anyway, whats the deal with those "Rules" I see mentioned every now and then?

They are very important remember them well:

Internet rule 34:
If it exists there is porn of it - no exceptions 

Internet rule 35:
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it. 

for more internet rules and rules in general please refer to the Urban Dictionary

[Eradyn]

Heheh, no, I probably wouldn't romance them. X3 I just wanted Garrus...waited throughout ME1 without an LI in ANY of my playthroughs, crossed my fingers for ME2, and voila, here we are. ^^ I have my OTP, so I'm happy and content.

[cocla]

Heh, I can hear the awkard lines in my head already...



"Uh Shepard... The tank didnt say anything about this..."

[FenixFire]

MaaZeus wrote...

Hell no! Any sane person would say no. Grunt is practically a baby, not to mention a Korgan, Legion is a damn robot. Out of these only Mordin is most viable, but he is old and apparently their sexual organs work differently, so any intimate parts of relationship is limited to cuddling.

Quoted for truth. Only a sick nutter would ever try any of this BS. Would come off as a total spoof as well imo.

[Slayer299]

No, not a chance for any of those 3 on a bad day, much less a good one! I'd rather my FemShep stay single!

[Commissar Gash]

[SnakDok]

I would



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[TheAzureVanguard]

Grunt definitely...



Legion not so much.



It's sorta weird. I like Legion as a squadmate and as an individual and I'm starting to think of Geth as a species/lifeform/sentient beings but the whole sex part would just be weird...not to mention impossible.

[The Governator]

No.

[Miaoyin]

Grunt, yes. I love Krogans. Probably would work better with an Asari/Krogan relationship, though. I just don't know how their hardware works... or what it looks like.



Mordin... dunno. I find him fascinating and entertaining but I can't see him staying interested in you for long, at least not romantically. Especially after overhearing one of the NPCs talking about Salarian relationships. And I get the feeling that romantic for Mordin is not necessarily what I consider to be romance. But again... it would probably be fascinating. So I'd probably take a shot at it, but I don't think I could take the relationship seriously. Particularly if he's older and his race only lives to be 40... he could keel over at any time!



Legion... I have no problem with robot love, but I would just feel like the rest of his Geth buddies were looking over his metaphorical shoulder at me all the time. I'm not an exhibitionist. Creepy.

[Kriselia]

Well, if one day Shep gets tired of all the allergies and hallucinations and being rejected by the mother of all cleavages, then there's always Legion there. Just standing around, with no data available.



Shep: Hey Tali, do you know if the geth were built with a vibrate option?

Tali: ...

Legion: We will be building consensus in Shepard-Commander's quarters *winks flashlight*



And hey, if Mordin gets curious enough about humans then Shep's still got a chance. But Grunt? Nah, Wrex yeah but not the kid.

[Amethyst Deceiver]

mordin and grunt no.



but legion yes. with research lab vibration upgrades

[Vamp44]

No.