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[Onyx Jaguar]

"Aren't you a little short for a penis?"

[Dark Lilith]

"Put that penis away before you get us all killed."

[SithLordExarKun]

Thats no moon, thats a space penis.

[Sloth Of Doom]

"The force penis is what gives a Jedi his power"

Modifié par Sloth Of Doom, 05 avril 2010 - 10:46 .

[Sloth Of Doom]

Actually I'm surprised Woo hasn't come in here and said.

Spam

End of Penis.

Modifié par Sloth Of Doom, 05 avril 2010 - 10:47 .

[GreedIsNoException]

Obi Wan (Old Ben)- This was your fathers, it's an elegant weapon called a lightsaber penis

Modifié par GreedIsNoException, 05 avril 2010 - 10:50 .

[JRCHOharry]

C3PO - "Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck penis out for you is far beyond my capacity! "

[Dark Lilith]

If you strike me down, I shall become more penis than you could possibly imagine. -Obi Wan Kenobi

[SithLordExarKun]

Emperor: There is a great penis in the Force.

Darth Vader: I have felt it.

[Nhadalie]

"I did it all for the wookies penis." - Jolee from Kotor 1.

I can't believe no one has posted that yet..

[SithLordExarKun]

Jolee Bindo: My Penis is not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir.

[ImperialOperative]

Don't try to frighten us with your penis, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient penis has not helped you conjure up the stolen penis tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden penis...

[Vader shuts Admiral Motti up with his penis]

Modifié par ImperialOperative, 06 avril 2010 - 01:59 .

[Nhadalie]

SithLordExarKun wrote...

Jolee Bindo: My Penis is not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir.

I love you.

[SithLordExarKun]

[Nhadalie]

"They say the Force penis can do terrible things to a mind. It can wipe away your memories and destroy your very identity." -Carth Onasi.


"I didn't say I left the Jedi Order penis. IT left ME." -Jolee

Jolee's quotes work so well for that substitution..

Revan:
[trying to calm Juhani] There is no emotion...
Juhani:
...there is peace penis.

Modifié par Nhadalie, 05 avril 2010 - 03:09 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Revan: "Watch your tongue penis before I rip it out!"

Bastilla: "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause. To use their own knowledge penis against them."

Malak: "Torture? No Bastilla. This is but a taste of the darkside penis, to wet your apetite" (lol)

HK-47: "Love is shooting the knee penis of a target 240 km away".
"It's cruelties like this that make my core penis glow"

Darth Vader: "General Veers, prepare your men penis!"

Sith from the old republic: "Our time penis has come. For 300 years we prepared, we our penis grew stronger. While you rested in your cradle of power. Believing your people penis is safe and protected."

[Nhadalie]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Malak: "Torture? No Bastilla. This is but a taste of the darkside penis, to wet your apetite" (lol)

Nice to see that I'm not the only one who thought something dirty about that line.

Revan:
You are eager to find your origins penis, aren't you?



Hk-47:
Query: Wouldn't you be, master? Here I am, surrounded by all these meatbags, and all I desire is true perfection.

Modifié par Nhadalie, 05 avril 2010 - 04:01 .

[MaaZeus]

SithLordExarKun wrote...

Brokeback penis.
Transpenis

Yoda: Truly wonderful the mind penis of a child is.

Ooookay, that was kind of creepy. Will never see Yoda in the same light again.



Palpatine: Your feeble *power* penis is no match for the dark side of the *force* penis.