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[Nhadalie]

Revan:
You are just a travelling piece of bad luck penis, aren't you?
Hk-47:
Objection: Master, that is so unfair! Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction?
Revan:
You don't want to hear the answer to that.
Hk-47:
Statement: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.


I saw that quote, and it just.. Fit so perfectly.

Modifié par Nhadalie, 05 avril 2010 - 05:27 .

[Dark Lilith]

Fear is the path to the Dark penis. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering

[GreedIsNoException]

Emperor - Strike down your father and join me Luke penis

[KnightofPhoenix]

Leia: "The more you tighten your grip Tarkin, the more star systems penises will slip through your fingers".
 
Emperor: "Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station penis!"

[Nizzemancer]

I liked the hat-version better.

Anyway I got a few:

Echo Base Officer: Your Tauntaun Penis will freeze before you reach the first marker!
Han Solo: Then I'll see you in hell!

Imperial Officer: Where are you taking this... thing Penis?
Luke: Prisoner transfer. Cell block 1138?
Imperial Officer: I wasn't notified. I'll have it cleared.
Han Solo: Look out he's loose!
Luke: He'll tear us all apart!

This one was blatantly stolen from family guy:
Luke: Got 'im! I got 'im!
Han Solo: Great, kid. Don't get ****penisy.

Han solo: You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing penis and go home!

Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee penis

Lando: What have you done to my ship penis? 
Han Solo: YOUR ship penis? Hey, remember you lost her to me, fair and square.

[Sresla]

King Katuunko: You were right, Count Dooku. One Jedi penis is not worth a hundred battle droids... more like a thousand. I'm sorry, but I will be joining the Republic.
Count Dooku: I urge you to reconsider, wise king. I promise you won't regret it.

Modifié par Sresla, 05 avril 2010 - 10:29 .

[Sloth Of Doom]

His midichlorians penis is off the scale!

Modifié par Sloth Of Doom, 05 avril 2010 - 10:44 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Nizzemancer wrote...
Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee penis
 

Han: "I can arrange that. He could use a good kiss!"

[Nizzemancer]

C3P0:"You will therefore be taken to the dune sea and cast to the pit penis of carkoon, the nesting place of the old powerfull sarlacc. In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested for a thousand years."

Luke: "I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends penis. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice but warn you not to under-estimate my powers penis."

Palpatine: "I'm looking forward to completing your training penis. In time you will call me Master."

Luke: "Your thoughts penis betray you father. I feel the good in you."

Vader: "Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes penis."

Lando: "You've got a lot of guts penis coming here, after what you pulled."

"Difficult to see, always in motion is the future penis"

"Size matters not, judge me by my penis size do you?"

"I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. Much anger penis in him, like his father."

Modifié par Nizzemancer, 05 avril 2010 - 11:04 .

[Sloth Of Doom]

Luke:
"I saw a city in the clouds. They were in pain."
Yoda: "It is the future penis you see."
Luke: "Will they die?"
Yoda: "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future penis."
Luke: "I've gotta go to them."

[Sloth Of Doom]

Luke:
"I can't. It's too big."

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me
by my size penis, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is
the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life  Penis creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. 

[Mystiana]

Ben Kenobi: I need your penis, Luke. She needs your penis. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Mystiana wrote...

Ben Kenobi: I need your penis, Luke. She needs your penis. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

hahaha

Han Solo: "I've never seen anything that would make me believe there is an all powerful force penis controlling everything."

Ben: "Your senses penis can decieve you, don't trust it"

[Nizzemancer]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Luke:
"I can't. It's too big."

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me
by my size penis, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is
the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life Penis creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us

Fixed for more horrible innuendo:

Luke:
"I can't. It's too big."

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me
by my size penis, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is
the Force Penis, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us.

[Dark Lilith]

Grab me, penis. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

[Dudebag]

Eli-da-Mage wrote...

Anakin im pregnant i have a penis!

Now that just doesnt work, it is change one word in the qoute to penis not change the quote all together. It would be like doing this

Darth Vader "Luke, I am your Father I like having gay sex with men" 

Luke "thats not true, thats impossible"

Darth Vader "Search your feelings penis you know it to be true"

Luke "DO NOT WANT"

See it just doesnt work.

Now if you did this

Padme "Anakin im pregnant penis"

It works, it isnt very funny and it doesnt make a lot of sense but still that is how you play the game.

[Dark Lilith]

Yoda: Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully trained Penis Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now - if you choose the quick and easy path as Vader did - you will become an agent of evil.

[LOST GAM3R]

I am Luke Penis-walker

[Varenus Luckmann]

No.

[ImperialOperative]

Don't try to frighten us with your penis, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient penis has not helped you conjure up the stolen penis tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden penis...

[Vader chokes Admiral Motti up with his penis]

Modifié par ImperialOperative, 06 avril 2010 - 02:00 .

[Nizzemancer]

GreedIsNoException wrote...

Emperor - Strike down your father and join me Luke penis

The Emperor never calls Luke by name.

[SithLordExarKun]

The Force is strong with this penis.

[Sloth Of Doom]

Chewbacca:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!



C-3PO:
He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.



Han Solo:
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.



C-3PO:
But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.



Han Solo:
That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms penises out of their sockets when
they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.



Chewbacca:
Grrf.



C-3PO:
I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee
win.