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[MonkeySeeker]

hawat333 wrote...

Don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining.

lol , when did you hear that one, I've never heard that one

[Aedan_Cousland]

Say goodnight, Manuel. *falcon punch*

[LOLandStuff]

On Noveria, when the VI asks for the purging code.

Shepard: Six semper tur *cough cough*

[GTYKDME22]

2 eyes - human

4 eyes - batarian



lmao

[Mir5]

Too many good lines to list.



But how about:



"Look at this... Sneaking into the captain's quarters. Heavy risk, but the priiize...."



"It's not just any kind of reaper, it's a human-reaper!"

[Ecael]

Qwepir wrote...

Ecael wrote...

Where are those?

First one is from Mass Effect 1, the Spacer-only Zabaleta quest.

Second one is from Mass Effect 2, when Samara gives you her loyalty mission.

[LoreWalker]

"Thanks for dealing with that crazy guy.  Saves me from having to beat him to death with his own spine.  Makes the other customers nervous."

     Matriarch Aethyta (after you've dealt with Conrad)

Modifié par LoreWalker, 07 avril 2010 - 07:22 .

[Lt. Morke]

Shepard: "Ha!"

Kasumi: "What? Did you find some DNA?"

Shepard: "No, a credit chit!"

*+1 credits*

[Kamikanzi]

I like when Joker says about EDI that she's "Like some creepy kid staring at the back of your neck in comp sci and you wanna punch him, but he's "special" and starts fires or something."



In the first game, I enjoyed questioning Ashley's competence and asking if her dad were a zombie.

[Churrlo]

Ha ha

[Vicious]

The option is something like "no duh" and what he actually says is "Oh gee, did you figure that out all by yourself?"

"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring." is the line.



roflol. Renegade rules.

[Sursion]

DukeOfNukes wrote...

I always liked the mission in ME1 where you go to find the lost nuke...and when you get to the bunker, one squadmate says "Underground? It had to have been moved." The option is something like "no duh" and what he actually says is "Oh gee, did you figure that out all by yourself?"

"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring"

Like every other ME video, they left out a couple good lines. But it was good none-the-less.

[Funkcase]

Ashley: I didn't know you knew how to speak corporate.

Shepard: All you have to do is shove a stick up your ass and care more about money than people.

Ashley: That would be a waste of a fine ass, sir.

[mentosman8]

"It's clean"

"It's a plant!"



also, I can't find the exact line, but on Mordin's recruitment something like, "Just once I wish I would ask someone for help and have them say 'sure, let's go, no catch'"

[Nostradamoose]

But the priiize...

[hk47d]

i just realized the Soylent Green reference they could have done in me2, or do in me3.

*Shepard bursts through the council chamber doors* "The Reapers Are PEOPLE!!!"

[kglaser]

Bachelor party guy: "That hurts me to watch...and my knees are *supposed* to bend that way!"

Matriarchal bartender: "KICK 'IM IN THE QUAD!!....Sorry. My father was a krogan."

Also that ad on the Citadel where the kiosk was trying to do a personalized ad for Shepard by filling in nonexistent info because Shep had been dead for the past two years:  "Records show you made [ZERO] credits last year working as a {DATA UNAVAILABLE].  Wouldn't you like to make more?"

Modifié par kglaser, 15 avril 2010 - 12:11 .

[Goodwood]

Some of my favorites from ME2 are best delivered as a FemShep (Timmy gets a lot of [justified] abuse at her hands).



"Is this a volunteer job or am I being volunteered?"



"You're completely ruthless. Next thing I know you'll want to grow your own Reaper."



"I couldn't hear you, I'm getting a lot of bull**** on this line..."



"We could still go back in there and get you exiled, if you want."



"I'm the only thing that's standing between you and a hole in the head..."

"F*ck!"



Matriarch Aetheyta has some great lines as well. Her facepalm @ Conrad's comments was great.



"Welcome back, babe. Sorry, no sex. I just cleaned the bar."



"He used to brag about his war scars. Krogan think they're sexy; me, I go for asses."



"She'd get the old commando leathers out for special nights with Dad. Goddess, that was embarrassing."



"I once saw a krogan drink a liquified turian on a dare six or seven centuries back. No one came out of that one looking pretty."



"When I suggested we start building mass relays of our own, they laughed the blue off my ass!"



Aria T'Loak's "precision F-strike" was brilliant, and Carrie-Anne Moss delivers it so well.



Rana Thanoptis: "Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna run like hell before you blow the place or something. I know how you work."

[Kikaimegami]

[Churrlo]

nice.

[Raanz]

JediHealerCosmin wrote...

“Why is it whenever someone says 'with all due respect' they really mean 'kiss my ass'?”

Best one. 

classic.  I love that one.  Delivered perfectly by Ashley.

[Xanthor]

"You have failed, we will find another way"

[Lucaman]

I've been wondering, where's the "When I get pissed off, I shoot things. Find me more bugs!" line from?