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[Atomic Space Vixen]

Things I've learned from ME2...

The most common element in the galaxy? Iridium.
The best way to get the stuff you want is to strip a planet of its resources, inhabitants be damned.
Space hamsters exist.
I want a space hamster.
Squeek!
Unlike space fish, space hamsters don't have to eat, and don't die if you don't feed them.
It doesn't matter how big and ungainly the monument is, if you find a spot you like better, just pick it up and move it.
Thankfully if there's any chance you're going to be shot at, there will always be convenient waist-high cover.
If you see a LOT of spare heat clips laying around for no apparent reason, expect to be shooting a great many electro-zombies.
Nothing brings two enemies together like you needing one of each. For example: if one species almost wipes out another, and you have one of the latter on your ship, it's okay to bring on one of the former. The worst that will happen is the latter will only get steamed if the former tries to scan anything.
If someone gives you your life and a ship, no matter what you do to thwart them, they won't try to repossess either.
Some asari are vampires or something.
Whatever it is, at least they don't sparkle.
Off-topic: Vampires don't sparkle.
Feel like complaining about driving around empty planets? Well, if you're going to be such a jerk about it - PLANET SCANNING! Let's see you complain about driving around empty planets now!
If you complain about planet scanning, wait to see what's in store for you next game! Ha! Let's see how you like walking around planets with a pick and a portable lab to dig up soil samples and test them.
Your full helmet kinda makes you look like a monkey.
Your lesbian Shepard must either really love Liara or have been really hurt by her, because the only thing she can do now is have a fling with a junior officer. No new emotional entanglements for her, nosiree.
When you're shooting at geth from cover in your spiffy new Hammerhead hovercar, it's more fun if you shout "Peek-a-boo!" as you make the vehicle jump up for each shot.
Don't do this when other people are in the house.
You want to WHAT while you're in your spiffy new Hammerhead hovercar? Save your game? SAVE YOUR GAME?!? Hahahahaha!
Don't be silly. If you die near the end of the mission, get to driving and bouncing again.
Speaking of bouncing in the Hammerhead hovercar - remember the bruising, broken bones, and brain trauma you experienced in the Mako? It's back.
Your Hammerhead hovercar can withstand the cold vacuum of space. Less cold but snowy on the other hand...
Lying to store owners and customers on the Citadel just to get a discount is a Paragon virtue.
For some reason, if Shepard decides to not have a drink at the bar, it disgusts or angers her.
I really can't think of anything else that describes that expression and animation.
Sobriety disgusts and/or angers Shepard.
Feel like dancing? Just barge in with someone already on the dance floor, barely move your arms and hips for a few seconds, and you're done. Nobody minds. This is how they do it in the future.
Eavesdropping on strangers is a fun and hilarious way to pass the time!
"Sorry, I'll save the galaxy later. You should hear these guys at this three-man bachelor party! You go stop the Collectors, I want to listen!"
Shepard may not like windows on her ship, but flushing toilets for no good reason? Hey, why not!
Shepard doesn't know what that battle with Saren did to her, but suddenly fish-men and turians are looking kinda sexy. Good thing there's no elcor on the ship.
Or hanar. They turn her knees to jelly.

[Xaijin]

Always pop the heatsink. No exceptions.

[Atomic Space Vixen]

Shepard needs a massage. She's constantly stretching out her shoulders.

There is a message waiting on your private terminal, Commander.

Krogan like fish.

[Saberwolf116]

A cripple who can barely walk can crawl through vents.

[Atomic Space Vixen]

Apparently in the future, most people are so stupid that you can keep your valuables in a safe that can only be overridden by someone smart enough to be able to match four different sets of symbols.

In the same vein, computers can only be hacked by geniuses who can match colours and patterns.

[chedd4r knight]

it doesnt matter if you are the commander of an entire ship, there are just some places that you are not allowed to go until a friend decides to move into those restricted areas.

[Homebound]

Random strangers will solve your problems for you if you talk loud enough.

[Nu-Nu]

You don't need to "date" to get laid, just talk enough.

[Atomic Space Vixen]

Databases? Who needs databases? Scan random objects if you want to upgrade your equipment, lazybones!

As commander of the Normandy, you are so swamped with paperwork that you need two desks in your cabin.

No matter how much you should upgrade your equipment, there's fish, space hamsters, and model ships to buy instead. Translated into real world terms? Yes, your car needs new brakes but there's new DLC for your game!

[Mass Erect]

Normandys scanner doesnt change to the size of the planet.

[ResidentNoob]

Quarians are great in bed.

Never trust your boss/bosses to do what is good for the safety of the galaxy. (Here's looking at you, Cerberus/Council)

No matter what, Udina is a douche.

You will never have friends like your squadmates in real life.

Commander Shepard's skull is as strong as a Krogan's.

Stay dead for 2 years and your old friends will undergo the most massive personality shift ever.

Nobody has a clue as to what to do against the impending Reaper fleet of destruction.

[Link Ashland 614]

Turians always dismiss claims. Always.

If you're in a bar and an Asari gets close to you 'cause she saw how you made the bartender gave free drinks, stay away from her.

If an enormous ship enters your planet and you see swarms coming at you, don't run, just think how screwed you are.

Vorcha are evil. Just look at them!!

Turians' reach is great. But they lack flexibility.

[NoUserNameHere]

Isaac Newton, he's the deadliest son of a **** in space.

[Lake88]

Don't smoke, that thing will kill you. <--Zaeed

[Festi]

Humans are all racist.

^ Calling all humans racist can be used as a response to any problem

Shepard has low tolerance for disingenuous assertions.

Geth dance better than organics

Femshep apparently hits on any near by aliens... even Mordin thinks she's coming on to him

Malehsep hits on any nearby females even if he isn't trying to

[Atomic Space Vixen]

You are truly awesome. No matter what choices you make, no matter how bad your aim is and you rely on your team to make sure you survive the mission, you are the best. You know this because people like to tell you that. You are GREAT!

[RenownedRyan]

Nu-Nu wrote...

You don't need to "date" to get laid, just talk enough.

"Who needs to talk first?"

[Siansonea]

Betraying a sworn ally who is a revered member of her society to replace her with a serial killer is a "renegade" action. Naughty, naughty Shepard! No soup for you!

[SuperVaderMan]

It's really hard to die on a suicide mission

[Gammalfarmor]

Make sure to have all your friends loyal if you don't want them to die.

[Sajuro]

An Asari can kill the mood by quoting her mother

All Asari are racist

Qwib-qwib is the most awesome name ever

1/3 of all quarians are all psychotic ****es

the other 2/3s are war mongers or pansies.

[RenownedRyan]

Sajuro wrote...

An Asari can kill the mood by quoting her mother
All Asari are racist
Qwib-qwib is the most awesome name ever
1/3 of all quarians are all psychotic ****es
the other 2/3s are war mongers or pansies.

Better prepare your flame shield.

[scmadsen]

When your lover tracks down your spaced corpse and helps bring you back to life, then tells you she couldn't let you go, you don't have to tell her you love her or thank her, just sit there like a moron, she will know how you really feel.

When you die to save someone's life, then come back to life and see them again, don't expect a thank you, or for them to say they are sorry for being stupid and getting you killed.

You aren't allowed to be angry at the person that got your killed, nor can you return the favor and space them.

Modifié par scmadsen, 06 avril 2010 - 10:08 .

[Tooneyman]

Quarians always need help.

Volus need to be slapped.

Most turians hold grudges.

Asari are blue/purple hos.

Shepard is a pimp.

Joker isn't a romance option.

Oh, and kelly doesn't hate aliens.