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[Vaenier]

Everyone is actually tank bred, and there are no kids anywhere. There arent even any turian, krogan, volus, salarian, batarian females in the galaxy

[Mir5]

ResidentNoob wrote...

Stay dead for 2 years and your old friends will undergo the most massive personality shift ever.

I don't see it.

Modifié par Mir5, 06 avril 2010 - 10:17 .

[FenixFire]

AI's love to see humans on their feet.
Jacob is out for the PRIIIIIIIIIZE!
After a day, breaking out of jail and killing all law enforcers in your path is a-okay if you're part of a society of warrior-monks.
Drugs turn you into Biotic gods.
Mordin knows what you're up to with other crewmembers and will supply ointments & graphs.
Having an intimate relationship with a Drell is a good substitute for drugs.
T-800's are actually finished reapers.

EDIT: Typo's

Modifié par FenixFire, 06 avril 2010 - 10:20 .

[robb4rock6]

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[The Illusive Paragon]

Probing Uranus is silly.

[Vaenier]

Plot holes dont matter as long as the shooting is fun

[Atomic Space Vixen]

Shakespearian plays with human casts will never be as satisfying again.

Modifié par Atomic Space Vixen, 07 avril 2010 - 12:10 .

[inversevideo]

And let's not forget Mordin does Gilbert and Sullivan!

[abstractwhiz]

 Fish need to be fed every half hour, or they all die of starvation en masse.

EDI knows when you enter a restroom.

Rage is one hell of an anaesthetic. 

Everyone has either three or five fingers.

...unless they're hanar, in which case they have tentacles.

Krogans don't believe in taking cover, unless they're Grunt.

This may be because Grunt is a duck. 

Gaining someone's loyalty magically confers a new power on them.

An Oculus can blast its way through your ship's fully upgraded reinforced armor plating, but can't even scratch the random equipment you use as cover.

In the 22nd century, spam and email scams are still a problem. <_<

Weapons shops sell a variety of weapon upgrades, but never any weapons. 

Biotic charges can take you right through solid objects, but you still need to bypass locked doors.

Doors all over the galaxy have a little holographic switch on the front, even ships built by a species that was around 50000 years ago and is enslaved by another species that is millions of years old and is too big to fit through doors anyway. 

[Festi]

abstractwhiz wrote...
An Oculus can blast its way through your ship's fully upgraded reinforced armor plating, but can't even scratch the random equipment you use as cover.

We should make our ships out of what ever those boxes are made of.

When old freinds e-mail you the polite thing is to completely ignore them and never see them again.

[UltraBoy360]

Personal hygiene privacy has disappeared in the 22nd century. It is perfectly acceptable to take a shower two feet away from where a fellow crew member is taking a dump in a door-less cubicle.

[Atomic Space Vixen]

Your best crew members get to sleep in the lower bunks. The middling crew members with possibility get to sleep in the top bunks with very little head room. Those who are lucky not to be tossed out of the airlock sleep in those pods on the way to the main battery.

You only have to buy food for your mess sergeant once. After that, the crew eat like royalty forever (or at least until they become food themselves).

Shooting at your own squad members gets you a stern talking to from them. (Providing that you, like me, are horrible at shooters, don't like shooters, and so play at a level that allows "friendly fire" to be nothing more than an annoyance.)

No matter what the atmosphere - or lack thereof - is like on the gods-forsaken rock that you landed on, your team mates need nothing more than a breather mask to keep their heads from melting and/or exploding.

Except for the big, tough krogan who has to wear a full helmet like a big fraidy-cat.

That's right. Krogans are big fraidy-cats. I said it.

Bioware reeeeeaaallllly wants Shepard to wear armour that has N7 on it. If she doesn't, she's not allowed to take her helmet off, so there.

No matter what planet you're on, every letter is Earth standard Roman, every number is Earth standard Arabic.

Hey, if it's standard around the galaxy, it must be standard on Earth. Sorry, Cyrillic.

[scorptatious]

Krogans can actually be charming and perform poetry.

Martin Sheen is the devil

Salarians are awesome, as Mordin pointed out.

Apparently Jack is a girl's name too

Not killing Wrex was a really good thing. For me, and hopefully the Krogan race.

Tali has feelings for Shepard

Volus know biotics

Geth are not all bad

Hannar cannot be underestimated

[Belgian Waffles]

lizard men can dismiss your claims for kicks

[Noble 1]

Festi wrote...

Humans are all racist.
^ Calling all humans racist can be used as a response to any problem
Shepard has low tolerance for disingenuous assertions.
Geth dance better than organics
Femshep apparently hits on any near by aliens... even Mordin thinks she's coming on to him
Malehsep hits on any nearby females even if he isn't trying to

Mordin think my MaleShep is coming onto him too...he said if he tried a human, it'd be my MaleShep...

[Daralii]

As The Angry One said in a demotivational, loyalty makes spandex bulletproof.

[wulf3n]

the space wizard did it

[Atomic Space Vixen]

There are two species in the galaxy confined to suits to survive. One is short and fat, one is taller and thin. Guess which one is taken seriously? Yup, even in the future people are jerks about looks.

[RyrineaNara]

Sir Issac Newton is one deadly son of a ****

As the Angry one put Loyalty makes people immune to death, if they don't were amour.

Not Killing Wrex is a good thing

Killing a t Thrasher Maw makes you bad ass that means I  a extrem bad ass, since I killed two Thrasher Maws. I confused myself haha

Modifié par RyrineaNara, 07 avril 2010 - 06:48 .

[Ruari]

Apparently if a lizard can stand on two legs and shoot a gun, it suddenly becomes a romance option.

[Festi]

Noble 1 wrote...

Festi wrote...

Humans are all racist.
^ Calling all humans racist can be used as a response to any problem
Shepard has low tolerance for disingenuous assertions.
Geth dance better than organics
Femshep apparently hits on any near by aliens... even Mordin thinks she's coming on to him
Malehsep hits on any nearby females even if he isn't trying to

Mordin think my MaleShep is coming onto him too...he said if he tried a human, it'd be my MaleShep...

That Salerean has a dirty mind.

[tbone135]

You only die in the suicide mission after everyone else

[chedd4r knight]

abstractwhiz wrote...

In the 22nd century, spam and email scams are still a problem... 

haha i lost

[TomBmbadil]

RenownedRyan wrote...

Sajuro wrote...

An Asari can kill the mood by quoting her mother
All Asari are racist
Qwib-qwib is the most awesome name ever
1/3 of all quarians are all psychotic ****es
the other 2/3s are war mongers or pansies.

Better prepare your flame shield.

I hear you can buy one from the Copius Coinpurse at the Imperial City market distirict

[Atomic Space Vixen]

You can stealthily walk through doors in plain sight of a gazillion party guests.



As paranoid as your host may be, he has no problem with people walking all over his house unquestioned.



Did you see that dress Shepard was wearing? Where the hell did she hide that pistol?!!?!



Your team refuses to change into fresh clothes until you do a favour for them.



Garrus likes to keep his second outfit scarred and broken in exactly the same way his first one was.