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[kingcharles1337]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...
And Shep's right hand is resting on Tali's thigh, I hope?

I was gonna have it resting on top of her head... holding her to him...

But I forgot... *slams head into brick wall*

So, either the suit is so thick that no outside stimulant can give her sensation and the act is harmless hand-holding, or Shepard is feeling her up and she's whispering sweet Khelish into his ear.

Win-win?

Very much a Win-Win

[BigKahuna25]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

When I see those feet and legs, all I can think of is a back massage. Ooh, it would just feel so right to have Tali standing on my back...

I don't have an appropriate reaction image for the amount of DO WANT in this.

I'd still love nothing more than to give HER a back rub.

Still... the things she could do with those toes...

ohhh... i can only imagine. i could really use one of those massages.

[RiptideX1090]

Titanium Man wrote...

Devil Mingy wrote...

When I first saw Tali do this, I squeed.

Damn you, Tali thread.  I'm supposed to be cool and above you and stuff.

The quarian predator must expel excess energy. Too long without an appropriate pounce can leave your quarian feeling irritable, jumpy, and abnormally adorable.

[Ormagodenator]

Devil Mingy wrote...

love jumpy Tali

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Devil Mingy wrote...

When I first saw Tali do this, I squeed.

Damn you, Tali thread.  I'm supposed to be cool and above you and stuff.

The quarian predator must expel excess energy. Too long without an appropriate pounce can leave your quarian feeling irritable, jumpy, and abnormally adorable.

Just let her be like that in a secured room for a few more minutes, and then open the door.

Surprise...

[BigKahuna25]

yeah, after i first caught her doing that out of the corner of my eye i ended up standing around a lot waiting for her to do it again.

[kingcharles1337]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Devil Mingy wrote...

When I first saw Tali do this, I squeed.

Damn you, Tali thread.  I'm supposed to be cool and above you and stuff.

The quarian predator must expel excess energy. Too long without an appropriate pounce can leave your quarian feeling irritable, jumpy, and abnormally adorable.

Just let her be like that in a secured room for a few more minutes, and then open the door.

Surprise...

Jacob: Hey Guys we gotta rebuild Shepard again.

[RiptideX1090]

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Devil Mingy wrote...

When I first saw Tali do this, I squeed.

Damn you, Tali thread.  I'm supposed to be cool and above you and stuff.

The quarian predator must expel excess energy. Too long without an appropriate pounce can leave your quarian feeling irritable, jumpy, and abnormally adorable.

Just let her be like that in a secured room for a few more minutes, and then open the door.

Surprise...

Jacob: Hey Guys we gotta rebuild Shepard again.

Miranda: This is the fourth time this week!

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Jacob: Hey Guys we gotta rebuild Shepard again.

Miranda: This is the fourth time this week!

Shepard: My rib is where my shin should be!

Tali: Stop whining, you big baby.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 25 juillet 2010 - 08:55 .

[kingcharles1337]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Devil Mingy wrote...

When I first saw Tali do this, I squeed.

Damn you, Tali thread.  I'm supposed to be cool and above you and stuff.

The quarian predator must expel excess energy. Too long without an appropriate pounce can leave your quarian feeling irritable, jumpy, and abnormally adorable.

Just let her be like that in a secured room for a few more minutes, and then open the door.

Surprise...

Jacob: Hey Guys we gotta rebuild Shepard again.

Miranda: This is the fourth time this week!

TIM: Guys We are running out of credits here. We need to find some way for Tali to expend some of that excess energy.

[Devil Mingy]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Devil Mingy wrote...

When I first saw Tali do this, I squeed.

Damn you, Tali thread.  I'm supposed to be cool and above you and stuff.

The quarian predator must expel excess energy. Too long without an appropriate pounce can leave your quarian feeling irritable, jumpy, and abnormally adorable.

Just let her be like that in a secured room for a few more minutes, and then open the door.

Surprise...

Jacob: Hey Guys we gotta rebuild Shepard again.

Miranda: This is the fourth time this week!

Mordin: Shepard? Dead again? Several bruises, deep scratches, some bite marks. Mauled by varren? No, wouldn't be smiling.

Modifié par Devil Mingy, 25 juillet 2010 - 08:57 .

[Someone With Mass]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

yeah, after i first caught her doing that out of the corner of my eye i ended up standing around a lot waiting for her to do it again.

I've spent more time than I want to admit trying to make Legion do the Robot. And then I gave up, went back to the ship. And when I just walked into the AI Core to ask about hs upgrade, he's doing the last part of it.

"You sonofa...you knew I was coming down the elevator, didn't you?"

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Jacob: Hey Guys we gotta rebuild Shepard again.

Miranda: This is the fourth time this week!

Shepard: My rib is where my shin should be!

Tali: Stop whining, you big baby.

Shepard: I can smell blood...

Tali: Okay. A five minute break. Dr Chakwas? He's yours.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Jacob: Hey Guys we gotta rebuild Shepard again.

Miranda: This is the fourth time this week!

Shepard: My rib is where my shin should be!

Tali: Stop whining, you big baby.

Shepard: I can smell blood...

Tali: Okay. A five minute break. Dr Chakwas? He's yours.

...Kinky...

[BigKahuna25]

Someone With Mass wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

yeah, after i first caught her doing that out of the corner of my eye i ended up standing around a lot waiting for her to do it again.

I've spent more time than I want to admit trying to make Legion do the Robot. And then I gave up, went back to the ship. And when I just walked into the AI Core to ask about hs upgrade, he's doing the last part of it.

"You sonofa...you knew I was coming down the elevator, didn't you?"

i only remember seeing it once while i was playing where i had just landed at the citadel but i was multitasking so i hadn't moved right off the bat and when i got back to it he was dancing and i was HOLYSH*TTHEROBOT

[kingcharles1337]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

yeah, after i first caught her doing that out of the corner of my eye i ended up standing around a lot waiting for her to do it again.

I've spent more time than I want to admit trying to make Legion do the Robot. And then I gave up, went back to the ship. And when I just walked into the AI Core to ask about hs upgrade, he's doing the last part of it.

"You sonofa...you knew I was coming down the elevator, didn't you?"

i only remember seeing it once while i was playing where i had just landed at the citadel but i was multitasking so i hadn't moved right off the bat and when i got back to it he was dancing and i was HOLYSH*TTHEROBOT

I have not seen legion do the robot....Guess i gotta go do that now.

[RiptideX1090]

www.youtube.com/watch

This is why Legion is just plain ****ing Legendary.

[Commander Maklai]

Someone get an animator!
Someone get a camera crew!
And legion....Upload dance schematics...

[Lividity Jones]

Tali feels like Shepard is embarassed to say he's in a relationship with her.

What does he do to prove he doesn't care what people think about them?

Go!

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 25 juillet 2010 - 09:08 .

[BigKahuna25]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali feels like Shepard is embarassed to say he's in a relationship with her.

What does he do to prove he doesn't care what people think about them?

Go!

I'm commander shepard and this is my favorite girl in the galaxy.

Modifié par BigKahuna25, 25 juillet 2010 - 09:09 .

[Someone With Mass]

kingcharles1337 wrote...

I have not seen legion do the robot....Guess i gotta go do that now.

Shepard-Commander...our code is superior.

[Phil725]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali feels like Shepard is embarassed to say he's in a relationship with her.

What does he do to prove he doesn't care what people think about them?

Go!

I feel like it has to involve Shep sweeping her off her feet and carrying her around.  Everything else is just extra

[kingcharles1337]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali feels like Shepard is embarassed to say he's in a relationship with her.

What does he do to prove he doesn't care what people think about them?

Go!

Takes her to the Citadel and Announces and engagement on the Glactic news.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali feels like Shepard is embarassed to say he's in a relationship with her.

What does he do to prove he doesn't care what people think about them?

They walk out into the middle of the presidium.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention? I have something Important to share. Ahem. THIS is my quarian. Her name is Tali. Wave hello to her. She's the most adorable thing in the whole wide universe. I am of the impression that most people on this station do not like quarians. Especially up here. In short, I would just like to say that you're all a bunch of stuck up, whiney ****es, and that I pity you. You'll never know the joy of being pounced at 3 in the morning, and as such, none of you truly constitute living beings. And no, we have not had sex. Describing the amazing ecstacy of being with Tali'Zorah as something as base as "sex", is just insulting. It can truly be described only as completely pure, raw, high powered, transcendant love making that could easily leave a krogan battlmaster a broken bleeding mess, unable to comprehend the pure intensity that is quarian kisses. In closing. You should all be jealous, and should immediately commit suicide, as none of your lives have meaning in the presence of the Goddess herself. Also. DAT ASS."

[uhdnrt]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

uhdnrt wrote...

The muse needs something to chew on. Any music (with vocals) or ideas for a ficlet that someone wishes to share?

I'd imagine you're looking for non-abstract lyrics, but I do like this.

Awesome song.  You would have to pick a song that Has no actual words in the lyrics.  Well played Nuke.  Well played.  Beautiful though.