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[RiptideX1090]

Kalashnikov wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...

 i hope when the shadow broker dlc comes out therell be a confrontation between liara and tali so i can be like "sorry hun, tali's my girl" and then tali would be like "oh shepard *giggle*":wub:

Liara:..........
Shepard: You understand right?
Laria: * Slaps Shepard with a biotically enhanced hand sending him flying*
Tali: HEY NO ONE SLAPS MY CAPTAIN!!!

The CATFIGHT

And it ends with Tali doing this.

thatd be epic, do want :happy:

I find the thought of Tali doing this sexually arousing.

Is that bad...?

[Phil725]

I never got the whole catfight obsession personally.  The way I see it, any Shep that wouldn't make his choice clear enough that Tali had to fight is a failure.  There should be no doubt in anyone's mind, including the other LI, that Tali is the only one for Shep.

[Lividity Jones]

Someone With Mass wrote...

And it ends with Tali doing this.

Did somebody say "kung-fu Tali"?

Tali went first, her movements an elegant form of martial art as she twirled on one foot, delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that resounded in a sickening crack from the merc's spine. As the other three turned, Shepard deftly made his move, delivering a cybernetically reinforced jab into the nearest merc's throat before bring his palm forward and shattering his nose in a fountain of blood. The third drew his pistol to aim at Tali, but she was faster. The quarian ducked, bringing her leg in a powerful sweeping motion and knocking the merc down to the ground. Tali brought her leg almost straight up before bringing it down in a powerful axe kick, snapping the merc's neck. The fourth panicked, attempting to run down the hall. Shepard charged after him with a speed and ferocity that would leave a krogan envious, tackling him to the ground and slamming his head into the steel floor repeatedly before he went limp.

Shepard stood up from his takedown, looking back at Tali who was still bouncing on her toes like she was ready for round two. They're eyes made contact and they both smirked beneath their helmets, drawing their weapons with sharp hisses as they picked up their pace again. The others couldn't hold at the shuttle forever.

"Cuz I'm pretty sure I heard somebody say "kung-fu Tali".

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

And it ends with Tali doing this.

Did somebody say "kung-fu Tali"?

Tali went first, her movements an elegant form of martial art as she twirled on one foot, delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that resounded in a sickening crack from the merc's spine. As the other three turned, Shepard deftly made his move, delivering a cybernetically reinforced jab into the nearest merc's throat before bring his palm forward and shattering his nose in a fountain of blood. The third drew his pistol to aim at Tali, but she was faster. The quarian ducked, bringing her leg in a powerful sweeping motion and knocking the merc down to the ground. Tali brought her leg almost straight up before bringing it down in a powerful axe kick, snapping the merc's neck. The fourth panicked, attempting to run down the hall. Shepard charged after him with a speed and ferocity that would leave a krogan envious, tackling him to the ground and slamming his head into the steel floor repeatedly before he went limp.

Shepard stood up from his takedown, looking back at Tali who was still bouncing on her toes like she was ready for round two. They're eyes made contact and they both smirked beneath their helmets, drawing their weapons with sharp hisses as they picked up their pace again. The others couldn't hold at the shuttle forever.

"Cuz I'm pretty sure I heard somebody say "kung-fu Tali".

This is still one of my all time favorite written action sequences.

It just... works.

[kingcharles1337]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

And it ends with Tali doing this.

Did somebody say "kung-fu Tali"?

Tali went first, her movements an elegant form of martial art as she twirled on one foot, delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that resounded in a sickening crack from the merc's spine. As the other three turned, Shepard deftly made his move, delivering a cybernetically reinforced jab into the nearest merc's throat before bring his palm forward and shattering his nose in a fountain of blood. The third drew his pistol to aim at Tali, but she was faster. The quarian ducked, bringing her leg in a powerful sweeping motion and knocking the merc down to the ground. Tali brought her leg almost straight up before bringing it down in a powerful axe kick, snapping the merc's neck. The fourth panicked, attempting to run down the hall. Shepard charged after him with a speed and ferocity that would leave a krogan envious, tackling him to the ground and slamming his head into the steel floor repeatedly before he went limp.

Shepard stood up from his takedown, looking back at Tali who was still bouncing on her toes like she was ready for round two. They're eyes made contact and they both smirked beneath their helmets, drawing their weapons with sharp hisses as they picked up their pace again. The others couldn't hold at the shuttle forever.

"Cuz I'm pretty sure I heard somebody say "kung-fu Tali".

This is just awesome.

[Mazder]

Time for me to go Keela Se'lai!

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I find the thought of Tali doing this sexually arousing.

Is that bad...?

Let me guess...

It's because of the hip thrusts, isn't it?

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

And it ends with Tali doing this.

Did somebody say "kung-fu Tali"?

Tali went first, her movements an elegant form of martial art as she twirled on one foot, delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that resounded in a sickening crack from the merc's spine. As the other three turned, Shepard deftly made his move, delivering a cybernetically reinforced jab into the nearest merc's throat before bring his palm forward and shattering his nose in a fountain of blood. The third drew his pistol to aim at Tali, but she was faster. The quarian ducked, bringing her leg in a powerful sweeping motion and knocking the merc down to the ground. Tali brought her leg almost straight up before bringing it down in a powerful axe kick, snapping the merc's neck. The fourth panicked, attempting to run down the hall. Shepard charged after him with a speed and ferocity that would leave a krogan envious, tackling him to the ground and slamming his head into the steel floor repeatedly before he went limp.

Shepard stood up from his takedown, looking back at Tali who was still bouncing on her toes like she was ready for round two. They're eyes made contact and they both smirked beneath their helmets, drawing their weapons with sharp hisses as they picked up their pace again. The others couldn't hold at the shuttle forever.

"Cuz I'm pretty sure I heard somebody say "kung-fu Tali".

Oh, I'd love to see Tali do a axe kick.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

And it ends with Tali doing this.

Did somebody say "kung-fu Tali"?

Tali went first, her movements an elegant form of martial art as she twirled on one foot, delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that resounded in a sickening crack from the merc's spine. As the other three turned, Shepard deftly made his move, delivering a cybernetically reinforced jab into the nearest merc's throat before bring his palm forward and shattering his nose in a fountain of blood. The third drew his pistol to aim at Tali, but she was faster. The quarian ducked, bringing her leg in a powerful sweeping motion and knocking the merc down to the ground. Tali brought her leg almost straight up before bringing it down in a powerful axe kick, snapping the merc's neck. The fourth panicked, attempting to run down the hall. Shepard charged after him with a speed and ferocity that would leave a krogan envious, tackling him to the ground and slamming his head into the steel floor repeatedly before he went limp.

Shepard stood up from his takedown, looking back at Tali who was still bouncing on her toes like she was ready for round two. They're eyes made contact and they both smirked beneath their helmets, drawing their weapons with sharp hisses as they picked up their pace again. The others couldn't hold at the shuttle forever.

"Cuz I'm pretty sure I heard somebody say "kung-fu Tali".

This is still one of my all time favorite written action sequences.

It just... works.

I know.

I imagine that's how they fight hand-to-hand.

Tali has badass quarian martial arts that focuses on kicks, legwork, stances.

Shepard has the Jason Bourne-esque I-can-kill-you-with-anything-in-this-room-including-the-room-itself.

[uhdnrt]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Let me guess...
It's because of the hip thrusts, isn't it?

Nah.  Each tornado kick is pouncing practice - it is a test of force, control and skill.  That, and the movments limber her up, to make the pounce that much more enjoyable.

[uhdnrt]

Lividity Jones wrote...
I know.

I imagine that's how they fight hand-to-hand.

Tali has badass quarian martial arts that focuses on kicks, legwork, stances.

Shepard has the Jason Bourne-esque I-can-kill-you-with-anything-in-this-room-including-the-room-itself.

Quoted for mutherfuggin truth.

[Orgelmir]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

And it ends with Tali doing this.

Did somebody say "kung-fu Tali"?

Tali went first, her movements an elegant form of martial art as she twirled on one foot, delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that resounded in a sickening crack from the merc's spine. As the other three turned, Shepard deftly made his move, delivering a cybernetically reinforced jab into the nearest merc's throat before bring his palm forward and shattering his nose in a fountain of blood. The third drew his pistol to aim at Tali, but she was faster. The quarian ducked, bringing her leg in a powerful sweeping motion and knocking the merc down to the ground. Tali brought her leg almost straight up before bringing it down in a powerful axe kick, snapping the merc's neck. The fourth panicked, attempting to run down the hall. Shepard charged after him with a speed and ferocity that would leave a krogan envious, tackling him to the ground and slamming his head into the steel floor repeatedly before he went limp.

Shepard stood up from his takedown, looking back at Tali who was still bouncing on her toes like she was ready for round two. They're eyes made contact and they both smirked beneath their helmets, drawing their weapons with sharp hisses as they picked up their pace again. The others couldn't hold at the shuttle forever.

"Cuz I'm pretty sure I heard somebody say "kung-fu Tali".

This is still one of my all time favorite written action sequences.

It just... works.

I know.

I imagine that's how they fight hand-to-hand.

Tali has badass quarian martial arts that focuses on kicks, legwork, stances.

Shepard has the Jason Bourne-esque I-can-kill-you-with-anything-in-this-room-including-the-room-itself.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I find the thought of Tali doing this sexually arousing.

Is that bad...?

Let me guess...

It's because of the hip thrusts, isn't it?

Hell yes.

Watching those legs work?

It's just...

Damn...

They look so... powerful... <3

[Titanium Man]

Lividity Jones wrote...
I know.

I imagine that's how they fight hand-to-hand.

Tali has badass quarian martial arts that focuses on kicks, legwork, stances.

Shepard has the Jason Bourne-esque I-can-kill-you-with-anything-in-this-room-including-the-room-itself.

Eh.  My Shepard's been doing martial arts since he was eight.  He knows several styles off the top of his head.  More interesting that way.

Modifié par Titanium Man, 25 juillet 2010 - 09:44 .

[kingcharles1337]

Titanium Man wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
I know.

I imagine that's how they fight hand-to-hand.

Tali has badass quarian martial arts that focuses on kicks, legwork, stances.

Shepard has the Jason Bourne-esque I-can-kill-you-with-anything-in-this-room-including-the-room-itself.

Eh.  My Shepard's been doing martial arts since he was eight.  He knows several styles off the top of his head.  More interesting that way.

Plus all of the military hand to hand combat training he had to go through.

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

I know.

I imagine that's how they fight hand-to-hand.

Tali has badass quarian martial arts that focuses on kicks, legwork, stances.

Shepard has the Jason Bourne-esque I-can-kill-you-with-anything-in-this-room-including-the-room-itself.

In the right hands can anything be a weapon.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 25 juillet 2010 - 09:49 .

[RiptideX1090]

Titanium Man wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
I know.

I imagine that's how they fight hand-to-hand.

Tali has badass quarian martial arts that focuses on kicks, legwork, stances.

Shepard has the Jason Bourne-esque I-can-kill-you-with-anything-in-this-room-including-the-room-itself.

Eh.  My Shepard's been doing martial arts since he was eight.  He knows several styles off the top of his head.  More interesting that way.

My Shepard knows very little martial arts. He doesn't need to know them. He already knows how to kill you. Everything else is just superflous.

[Titanium Man]

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
I know.

I imagine that's how they fight hand-to-hand.

Tali has badass quarian martial arts that focuses on kicks, legwork, stances.

Shepard has the Jason Bourne-esque I-can-kill-you-with-anything-in-this-room-including-the-room-itself.

Eh.  My Shepard's been doing martial arts since he was eight.  He knows several styles off the top of his head.  More interesting that way.

Plus all of the military hand to hand combat training he had to go through.

This is true.  He knows TONS of ways to make your life unfun.  His mom even taught him how to use knives.  She was a big blade nut :V

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

My Shepard knows very little martial arts. He doesn't need to know them. He already knows how to kill you. Everything else is just superflous.

My Shep knows how to punch people. Is that enough?

[Lividity Jones]

Also, I like to think that Tali could kill someone using only her vestigial toe.

But even I can't figure out how to make that work believably.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

My Shepard knows very little martial arts. He doesn't need to know them. He already knows how to kill you. Everything else is just superflous.

My Shep knows how to punch people. Is that enough?

*Shrug*

In my experience, very few martial artists know anything about fighting, or killing. Fighting is easy. Kill the other person before they kill you. How you get from point A to point B is irrelevant, and often, all of that fancy **** just gets in the way.

[nickFury]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali feels like Shepard is embarassed to say he's in a relationship with her.

What does he do to prove he doesn't care what people think about them?

Go!

while on the citadel he sneaks up behind her , grabs her by the waist  and lifts her up on his shoulders giving her a horse back ride around the citadel. Once she gets over her initial embarrasment she starts to take charge calling shepard her noble steed.

*they pass Kasumi by the Embassi Lounge*
Kasumi: RIDE HIM COW GIRL

Tali: Hi ho silver AWAY!

Shepard: You've been watching joker's old vids again havent you?

Tali: Yep

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Also, I like to think that Tali could kill someone using only her vestigial toe.

But even I can't figure out how to make that work believably.

Assuming she's missing her boot?

She back spin kicks, sliding the toe and it's long, sharp nail against their thrroat, cutting it.

[Titanium Man]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Also, I like to think that Tali could kill someone using only her vestigial toe.

But even I can't figure out how to make that work believably.

Well, if a guy can die in Dragonball by getting his temple pierced by a guy's tongue...

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Also, I like to think that Tali could kill someone using only her vestigial toe.

But even I can't figure out how to make that work believably.

Easy. She jabs the pointy end into her opponent's throat.