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#252376
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I just want to snuggle up to that tummy and give it tons of kisses... ^_^

Hmmm... Dat Front *-*
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Seriously. That tummy. Kisses. All night long. A tender massage for her thighs... warm nuzzling and kissing for her tummy, and many, many hugs. ^_^

#252377
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Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

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#252378
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Ormagodenator wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Maybe he's jealous. Get some shades, a leather jacket, walk in like a badass, and woo the **** out her.

See what he does. :lol:


Y'know... As I read this, I looked over at my jacket hanging on the door and at my sunglasses sitting on my speaker and I felt compelled.

Tomorrow.


Do it Jones. Don't be afraid to be a badass.

Just think. What would Garrus do?


Calibrate dat ass?


"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)

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I laughed hard xD 
:P

#252379
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Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

And out of nowhere she replies 'heavy risk'

#252380
RiptideX1090

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RobotNixon wrote...

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Orgelmir wrote...


*BROFIST*


*BROFIST*

I know what the ladies like. B)


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You win 20 Riptide Points. B)

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Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

If you do record it and post pleasePosted Image 

#252382
RiptideX1090

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Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.


If you do it, you'll be ****ing LEGENDARY in my books, Jones.

#252383
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RobotNixon wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orgelmir wrote...


*BROFIST*


*BROFIST*

I know what the ladies like. B)


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I was just thinking about Johnson.... Wheres his turret gun?

"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, BUT NOT TODAY! This here is 66 tons of armor plated, HE spewing, DEVINE INTERVENTION!!! If God is love then you can call me Cupid!"

#252384
RiptideX1090

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

And out of nowhere she replies 'heavy risk'


That would be the best thing in the history of ever. :o

#252385
BigKahuna25

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

And out of nowhere she replies 'heavy risk'

and that my friends is how LJ found true love.Posted Image

#252386
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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

And out of nowhere she replies 'heavy risk'


That... would be the best possible moment in history for that phrase to come into play.

#252387
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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Purification-- wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



I just want to snuggle up to that tummy and give it tons of kisses... ^_^

Hmmm... Dat Front *-*
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Seriously. That tummy. Kisses. All night long. A tender massage for her thighs... warm nuzzling and kissing for her tummy, and many, many hugs. ^_^

To be honest, that's the time you look her and say: ''Damn, thanks God i'm not a Geth!'' ;)

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

And out of nowhere she replies 'heavy risk'


That... would be the best possible moment in history for that phrase to come into play.

Only if you respond but the priiize

#252389
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Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Maybe he's jealous. Get some shades, a leather jacket, walk in like a badass, and woo the **** out her.

See what he does. :lol:


Y'know... As I read this, I looked over at my jacket hanging on the door and at my sunglasses sitting on my speaker and I felt compelled.

Tomorrow.

Just don't be like JP and you might pull it off...

#252390
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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

And out of nowhere she replies 'heavy risk'


That... would be the best possible moment in history for that phrase to come into play.

Only if you respond but the priiize


Well of course, that goes without saying.

#252391
RiptideX1090

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

And out of nowhere she replies 'heavy risk'


That... would be the best possible moment in history for that phrase to come into play.


Wasn't it Rune who wrote a paper for college about ME, and their teacher wrote HEAVY PRIZE on it? I know it happened to someone.

And yes. That would be the coolest moment in ever.

#252392
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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.


If you do it, you'll be ****ing LEGENDARY in my books, Jones.

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#252393
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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.


If you do it, you'll be ****ing LEGENDARY in my books, Jones.


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#252394
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SpatFieya wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Maybe he's jealous. Get some shades, a leather jacket, walk in like a badass, and woo the **** out her.

See what he does. :lol:


Y'know... As I read this, I looked over at my jacket hanging on the door and at my sunglasses sitting on my speaker and I felt compelled.

Tomorrow.

Just don't be like JP and you might pull it off...



i lol'ed

#252395
RiptideX1090

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Purification-- wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Purification-- wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



I just want to snuggle up to that tummy and give it tons of kisses... ^_^

Hmmm... Dat Front *-*


Seriously. That tummy. Kisses. All night long. A tender massage for her thighs... warm nuzzling and kissing for her tummy, and many, many hugs. ^_^

To be honest, that's the time you look her and say: ''Damn, thanks God i'm not a Geth!'' ;)


I dont' get it...

#252396
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Wasn't it Rune who wrote a paper for college about ME, and their teacher wrote HEAVY PRIZE on it? I know it happened to someone.

And yes. That would be the coolest moment in ever.

That was indeed me. I actually just turned in an extended version of the comparison in my blog to him as well. Waiting for a grade on that one.

#252397
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Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

Que the "Oh Yeah" music.

#252398
RiptideX1090

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Wasn't it Rune who wrote a paper for college about ME, and their teacher wrote HEAVY PRIZE on it? I know it happened to someone.

And yes. That would be the coolest moment in ever.

That was indeed me. I actually just turned in an extended version of the comparison in my blog to him as well. Waiting for a grade on that one.


You need to buy your teacher a beer. Get loud, and spill some drinks on the Citadel.

#252399
RiptideX1090

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Orgelmir wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

Que the "Oh Yeah" music.


:lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#252400
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Orgelmir wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

B)


At the risk of sounding completely insane, I might say exactly this.

Que the "Oh Yeah" music.


Seems like I'm providing logistical support to the thread tonight.