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[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Slave Girl Quarian wrote...
I believe this is what you are looking for, though I'm not entirely sure why.

I would make everlasting love to that. <3

Chaffing.jpg

Kinky...

I approve. <3

It's the good kind of hurt, though.

The best kind. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Giggity

*FemTurian*

Looks kinda cat-like.

The waist is a little too small, methinks.

Replacement:

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Feeble creatures, your detritus of civilizations befall only your own. You master only your own exctinction.

I love you, too.

[cannedcream]

SpatFieya wrote...

Bioware: Huh, new job app from a... 'Canned Cream'? *Reads resume* ...Qualifications..."I write fanfics like vanilla ice raps: Awesome."? This guy can't be seri- "Recommendations: Tali Thread" ...Oh snap.

*Hired*

They fear us.

While we're going to have to have a conversation someday about the quality of Mr. Ice's rapping ability, I agree that the way you explained the situation is EXACTLY how it will go down in real like.

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Slave Girl Quarian wrote...
I believe this is what you are looking for, though I'm not entirely sure why.

I would make everlasting love to that. <3

Chaffing.jpg

Kinky...

I approve. <3

Would make a good bar story I suppose.

Rip: Oh yeah? I did it with a Turian babe, was in a body cast for a week... was totally awesome.

Blind Spat: Yeah? Well I did a Krogan babe. I can't see anymore. *Slides a drink towards him with poking stick*

Everyone: ...

Blind Spat: ...Everyone staring at me aren't they?

Rip: ...Yep.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

cannedcream wrote...

It's the good kind of huuuurrrrrttt... though.

Fiiiixxxedd...

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Slave Girl Quarian wrote...
I believe this is what you are looking for, though I'm not entirely sure why.

I would make everlasting love to that. <3

Chaffing.jpg

Kinky...

I approve. <3

Would make a good bar story I suppose.

Rip: Oh yeah? I did it with a Turian babe, was in a body cast for a week... was totally awesome.

Blind Spat: Yeah? Well I did a Krogan babe. I can't see anymore. *Slides a drink towards him with poking stick*

Everyone: ...

Blind Spat: ...Everyone staring at me aren't they?

Rip: ...Yep.

You win.

So hard.

[Mozer121]

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Giggity

*FemTurian*

Looks kinda cat-like.

The waist is a little too small, methinks.

Replacement:

Wow! Love this!

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Bioware: Huh, new job app from a... 'Canned Cream'? *Reads resume* ...Qualifications..."I write fanfics like vanilla ice raps: Awesome."? This guy can't be seri- "Recommendations: Tali Thread" ...Oh snap.

*Hired*

They fear us.

While we're going to have to have a conversation someday about the quality of Mr. Ice's rapping ability, I agree that the way you explained the situation is EXACTLY how it will go down in real like.

Hey, he made nonsense catchy. That's talent.

Ice, Ice, Tali

*Dun-dun-dun-dunna-dun-dun*

Modifié par SpatFieya, 26 juillet 2010 - 06:07 .

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

Feeble creatures, your detritus of civilizations befall only your own. You master only your own exctinction.

I love you, too.

Shadows are your calling. To see what they consider light, you must kneel beneath my radiance.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

It's the good kind of hurt, though.

The best kind. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

"Sorry boss, but I can't come into work today. . .  Why? Well, you see, I met this girl last night and one thing led to another and-. . . . She's turian. . . . Yeah, I have no feeling from the waist down. . . . No, sir, I don't think she has a sister. . ."

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

Feeble creatures, your detritus of civilizations befall only your own. You master only your own exctinction.

I love you, too.

Shadows are your calling. To see what they consider light, you must kneel beneath my radiance.

How many faces are you going to shuffle around with before you get tired?

[Azint]

SpatFieya wrote...

Would make a good bar story I suppose.

Rip: Oh yeah? I did it with a Turian babe, was in a body cast for a week... was totally awesome.

Blind Spat: Yeah? Well I did a Krogan babe. I can't see anymore. *Slides a drink towards him with poking stick*

Everyone: ...

Blind Spat: ...Everyone staring at me aren't they?

Rip: ...Yep.

This works, because it is plausible.

[Tetris556]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

Feeble creatures, your detritus of civilizations befall only your own. You master only your own exctinction.

I love you, too.

Shadows are your calling. To see what they consider light, you must kneel beneath my radiance.

Is that Gravemind now?

[Phil725]

Mozer121 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Giggity

*FemTurian*

Looks kinda cat-like.

The waist is a little too small, methinks.

Replacement:

Wow! Love this!

I'd be concerned with finding this hot if I hadn't already come to terms with my rampant xenophilia.  Granted, she's no quarian, but I'd still hit that very eagerly

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

It's the good kind of hurt, though.

The best kind. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

"Sorry boss, but I can't come into work today. . .  Why? Well, you see, I met this girl last night and one thing led to another and-. . . . She's turian. . . . Yeah, I have no feeling from the waist down. . . . No, sir, I don't think she has a sister. . ."

This made me laugh so damn hard.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

It's the good kind of hurt, though.

The best kind. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

"Sorry boss, but I can't come into work today. . .  Why? Well, you see, I met this girl last night and one thing led to another and-. . . . She's turian. . . . Yeah, I have no feeling from the waist down. . . . No, sir, I don't think she has a sister. . ."

Everyone wants a piece of that ass plates. <3

[BigKahuna25]

Tetris556 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

Feeble creatures, your detritus of civilizations befall only your own. You master only your own exctinction.

I love you, too.

Shadows are your calling. To see what they consider light, you must kneel beneath my radiance.

Is that Gravemind now?

its some lovecraftian horror or something.

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

How many faces are you going to shuffle around with before you get tired?

Wild card.

Pick one.

- Legion
- Tali
- Archangel
- Wrex
- Sovereign
- Morrigan
- Behemoth
- Daro'Xen
- that metal one

[RiptideX1090]

Best part about doing a turian? You wouldn't be tempted to look for imperfections with her body. She's a turian, you have no idea if she's hot or not, you just nail it.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

How many faces are you going to shuffle around with before you get tired?

Wild card.

Pick one.

- Legion
- Tali
- Archangel
- Wrex
- Sovereign
- Morrigan
- Behemoth
- Daro'Xen
- that metal one

Hmm... Let's go wiiiiiith...

Daro.

[cannedcream]

SpatFieya wrote...

Would make a good bar story I suppose.

Rip: Oh yeah? I did it with a Turian babe, was in a body cast for a week... was totally awesome.

Blind Spat: Yeah? Well I did a Krogan babe. I can't see anymore. *Slides a drink towards him with poking stick*

Everyone: ...

Blind Spat: ...Everyone staring at me aren't they?

Rip: ...Yep.

CC: Pffft. That's nothing. I had this friend who made it with with a quarian chick. Literally severed the lower half of his body from the upper. Closed casket funeral. Mortician could not get the smile off the guy's face.

[BigKahuna25]

Phil725 wrote...

I'd be concerned with finding this hot if I hadn't already come to terms with my rampant xenophilia.  Granted, she's no quarian, but I'd still hit that very eagerly

yeah, i subscribe to the james t kirk method of alien interaction.

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

You win.

So hard.

That's what I do. *cracks knuckles and props feat up on desk*

Man, I'm an RP wh-re sometimes.

Modifié par SpatFieya, 26 juillet 2010 - 06:13 .

[Phil725]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Best part about doing a turian? You wouldn't be tempted to look for imperfections with her body. She's a turian, you have no idea if she's hot or not, you just nail it.

And now my minds back on mandibles.  Damn xenophilia

Oh well