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[Azint]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Not even. I'd kick her ass out of the room if she was even allowed on my ship.

Excuse me, but I am having difficulty finding where I was directing Runescapeguy9 in my post.

Modifié par Azint, 26 juillet 2010 - 06:58 .

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


You dont' need to be french to be a french maid!

GAH!

<_<

It helps.

[Phil725]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Quarian French Maids.

You have my full attention.

Well... black suits... and quarians like veils... you could some interesting things with that...

Just saying.

I'm imagining it now.  Very sexy 

[RedTracer7]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...
Not even. I'd kick her ass out of the room if she was even allowed on my ship.

Spoken like a true Taligade.

[BigKahuna25]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I think you're right, Azint.

What's the point of cynicism when no one bothers to argue?

um... hello? you're on an internet forum devoted to the romance of a video game alien. of course we're all cynical...

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


You dont' need to be french to be a french maid!

GAH!

<_<

It helps.

Yeah. If you say so. Never really was big on the french accent.

[NCLanceman]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I agree...

So.

Quarian French Maids.

Discuss.

I lurk until i'm needed. This seems like the occasion.

Normandy SR-2, Captain's Cabin

Tali: I'm not wearing that.
Shepard: *puppy dog eyes*
Tali: I spend a lot of my day cleaning engines. Fantasies related to cleaning things-
Shepard: But it's my junk!
Tali: -don't do anything for me.
*Shepard doesn't relent with the puppy dog eyes. Tali returns with her patented death glare.*
Shepard: *relents* Alright, I admit. *playfully* I've been a bad boy.
Tali: *laughs melodically* Damn right.
*Tali opens the bottom drawer of her desk, removing a ball gag and a set of handcuffs, then pitching them to Shepard.*
Tali: *mock voice* You know what to do with those, you marvelous creation, you.

[RiptideX1090]

Phil725 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Quarian French Maids.

You have my full attention.

Well... black suits... and quarians like veils... you could some interesting things with that...

Just saying.

I'm imagining it now.  Very sexy 

It's... beautiful...

[cannedcream]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

um... hello? you're on an internet forum devoted to the romance of a video game alien. of course we're all cynical...

Reality be damned!

[RedTracer7]

DarkwanderStorm wrote...

uhdnrt wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

uhdnrt wrote...
I thought you did too?
Top Tali!

Touchè
Night rip.

It's all good.  Give me a subject to try and write a minific about.  I know you always have thoughts pecolating in that Tali-infused brain of yours.

seriously make one about her in a french maid outfit personal request from me

From 3 nights ago... hmmm.....

[RiptideX1090]

NCLanceman wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I agree...

So.

Quarian French Maids.

Discuss.

I lurk until i'm needed. This seems like the occasion.

Normandy SR-2, Captain's Cabin

Tali: I'm not wearing that.
Shepard: *puppy dog eyes*
Tali: I spend a lot of my day cleaning engines. Fantasies related to cleaning things-
Shepard: But it's my junk!
Tali: -don't do anything for me.
*Shepard doesn't relent with the puppy dog eyes. Tali returns with her patented death glare.*
Shepard: *relents* Alright, I admit. *playfully* I've been a bad boy.
Tali: *laughs melodically* Damn right.
*Tali opens the bottom drawer of her desk, removing a ball gag and a set of handcuffs, then pitching them to Shepard.*
Tali: *mock voice* You know what to do with those, you marvelous creation, you.

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

Relationships are hard work. TV and books and movies make it all look so easy, that everything just happens and it's always peaches and sunshine.
The truth is, the more you care about someone, the harder it is to be with them.

I've already lost someone important to me, so I think I can appreciate the point you're making.

Personally, when I think I might have an interest in someone, I always to try to imagine if this is someone I would be willing to go through Hell for, because sooner or later it will happen.

But then again, I've always been sort of a pessimist.

Pessimism is unhealthy, cynicism is edgy and cool.

Finding value in relationships is hard to do, admitting how hard it is even more difficult to do. Love is one of the most selfish things there is, but it brings so much spritual uplift that most don't care about the price. It's hard being human.

[cannedcream]

NCLanceman wrote...

I lurk until i'm needed. This seems like the occasion.

Normandy SR-2, Captain's Cabin

Tali: I'm not wearing that.
Shepard: *puppy dog eyes*
Tali: I spend a lot of my day cleaning engines. Fantasies related to cleaning things-
Shepard: But it's my junk!
Tali: -don't do anything for me.
*Shepard doesn't relent with the puppy dog eyes. Tali returns with her patented death glare.*
Shepard: *relents* Alright, I admit. *playfully* I've been a bad boy.
Tali: *laughs melodically* Damn right.
*Tali opens the bottom drawer of her desk, removing a ball gag and a set of handcuffs, then pitching them to Shepard.*
Tali: *mock voice* You know what to do with those, you marvelous creation, you.

LAWL!

'Love is never having to ask what the ball-gag is for.' <3

[Lividity Jones]

NCLanceman wrote...

Shepard: *relents* Alright, I admit. *playfully* I've been a bad boy.
Tali: *laughs melodically* Damn right.
*Tali opens the bottom drawer of her desk, removing a ball gag and a set of handcuffs, then pitching them to Shepard.*
Tali: *mock voice* You know what to do with those, you marvelous creation, you.

OhGodI'llbeinmybunk!

[Azint]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Sorry. Am I not included under Talimancers?

You should know this already. You are no common Talimancer.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

Pessimism is unhealthy, cynicism is edgy and cool.

Finding value in relationships is hard to do, admitting how hard it is even more difficult to do. Love is one of the most selfish things there is, but it brings so much spritual uplift that most don't care about the price. It's hard being human.

Oh-so very true.
It's no wonder no one survives it.

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...
Relationships are hard work. TV and books and movies make it all look so easy, that everything just happens and it's always peaches and sunshine.
The truth is, the more you care about someone, the harder it is to be with them.

I've already lost someone important to me, so I think I can appreciate the point you're making.

Personally, when I think I might have an interest in someone, I always to try to imagine if this is someone I would be willing to go through Hell for, because sooner or later it will happen.

But then again, I've always been sort of a pessimist.

I generally don't think to much about it. I've come to realize that a lot of this stuff kinda 'falls in your lap' I guess you could say. Not saying a woman is going to blindly approach me and ask me out, or that one is going to miracle her ass into my bed. Just saying that women, relationships and all this stuff, will come across at random points in your life. It's weather or not you act at the opportunity or not.

Just stick to your morals and take it one day at a time.

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Azint wrote...

Pessimism is unhealthy, cynicism is edgy and cool.

Finding value in relationships is hard to do, admitting how hard it is even more difficult to do. Love is one of the most selfish things there is, but it brings so much spritual uplift that most don't care about the price. It's hard being human.

Oh-so very true.
It's no wonder no one survives it.

*rimshot*

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

I lurk until i'm needed. This seems like the occasion.

Normandy SR-2, Captain's Cabin

Tali: I'm not wearing that.
Shepard: *puppy dog eyes*
Tali: I spend a lot of my day cleaning engines. Fantasies related to cleaning things-
Shepard: But it's my junk!
Tali: -don't do anything for me.
*Shepard doesn't relent with the puppy dog eyes. Tali returns with her patented death glare.*
Shepard: *relents* Alright, I admit. *playfully* I've been a bad boy.
Tali: *laughs melodically* Damn right.
*Tali opens the bottom drawer of her desk, removing a ball gag and a set of handcuffs, then pitching them to Shepard.*
Tali: *mock voice* You know what to do with those, you marvelous creation, you.

LAWL!

'Love is never having to ask what the ball-gag is for.' <3

Pretty much this.

Also. That seems kinda unfair of Tali... she can't be on top all the time...

[Azint]

NCLanceman wrote...

I lurk until i'm needed. This seems like the occasion.

Normandy SR-2, Captain's Cabin

Tali: I'm not wearing that.
Shepard: *puppy dog eyes*
Tali: I spend a lot of my day cleaning engines. Fantasies related to cleaning things-
Shepard: But it's my junk!
Tali: -don't do anything for me.
*Shepard doesn't relent with the puppy dog eyes. Tali returns with her patented death glare.*
Shepard: *relents* Alright, I admit. *playfully* I've been a bad boy.
Tali: *laughs melodically* Damn right.
*Tali opens the bottom drawer of her desk, removing a ball gag and a set of handcuffs, then pitching them to Shepard.*
Tali: *mock voice* You know what to do with those, you marvelous creation, you.

Eight.

[Phil725]

Azint wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Now I know what to do with Slave Girl Quarian, once I buy her...

*A Knock on the Cabin Door*

Shepard: *Laying with Tali on his bed*  Come in!

*In Walks SGQ, dressed as close to a French Maid as she can be*

SGQ: *Featherduster in hand* Just came in to spruce up!

*Tali, her silver eyes flashing from the other quarian to Shepard, growls*

Shepard: Erm....

Tali:  You had better start explaining...

Shepard:  Erm.  Eh....  We were out of Cerberus-y uniforms...?

SGQ: Oops! I dropped something!

*Bends over*

Talimancers:

This is a tough situation, on one hand, its awesome, but this is gonna get me in a lot of trouble with Tali

[Lividity Jones]

Phil725 wrote...

Azint wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Now I know what to do with Slave Girl Quarian, once I buy her...

*A Knock on the Cabin Door*

Shepard: *Laying with Tali on his bed*  Come in!

*In Walks SGQ, dressed as close to a French Maid as she can be*

SGQ: *Featherduster in hand* Just came in to spruce up!

*Tali, her silver eyes flashing from the other quarian to Shepard, growls*

Shepard: Erm....

Tali:  You had better start explaining...

Shepard:  Erm.  Eh....  We were out of Cerberus-y uniforms...?

SGQ: Oops! I dropped something!

*Bends over*

Talimancers:

This is a tough situation, on one hand, its awesome, but this is gonna get me in a lot of trouble with Tali

Hence my own trepidation.

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

Azint wrote...

Pessimism is unhealthy, cynicism is edgy and cool.

Finding value in relationships is hard to do, admitting how hard it is even more difficult to do. Love is one of the most selfish things there is, but it brings so much spritual uplift that most don't care about the price. It's hard being human.

Oh-so very true.
It's no wonder no one survives it.

Clever.