RiptideX1090 wrote...
Phil725 wrote...
Azint wrote...
RedTracer7 wrote...
Now I know what to do with Slave Girl Quarian, once I buy her...
*A Knock on the Cabin Door*
Shepard: *Laying with Tali on his bed* Come in!
*In Walks SGQ, dressed as close to a French Maid as she can be*
SGQ: *Featherduster in hand* Just came in to spruce up!
*Tali, her silver eyes flashing from the other quarian to Shepard, growls*
Shepard: Erm....
Tali: You had better start explaining...
Shepard: Erm. Eh.... We were out of Cerberus-y uniforms...?
SGQ: Oops! I dropped something!
*Bends over*
Talimancers: 
This is a tough situation, on one hand, its awesome, but this is gonna get me in a lot of trouble with Tali 
In other words...
Win-win?
*Three Hours Before, in the bowels of the Normandy*Shepard: Just put these on, its a... basic uniform.
SGQ: *Examines the stack of clothing, her head tilting to one side* I'm not really sure...
Shepard: I'm sorry, but its standard Alliance equipment for all non-combat personnel.
SGQ: I've already met Mess Sergeant Gardner. I don't see him wearing a... black skirt.
Shepard: Um... I'm the Captain. If you want to go back to Illium, I guess....
SGQ: Okay, okay!
*She pauses, a devilish grin working across her unseen face*SCQ: What will Tali think, when she sees me in this?
Shepard: I'm hoping she will be jealous...