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[Phil725]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
*snip*

In other words...

Win-win?

*Three Hours Before, in the bowels of the Normandy*

Shepard:  Just put these on, its a... basic uniform.

SGQ:  *Examines the stack of clothing, her head tilting to one side*  I'm not really sure...

Shepard:  I'm sorry, but its standard Alliance equipment for all non-combat personnel.

SGQ: I've already met Mess Sergeant Gardner.  I don't see him wearing a... black skirt.

Shepard: Um... I'm the Captain.  If you want to go back to Illium, I guess....

SGQ:  Okay, okay!

*She pauses, a devilish grin working across her unseen face*

SCQ: What will Tali think, when she sees me in this?

Shepard:  I'm hoping she will be jealous...

My moral side isn't a fan of this, but man a quarian in a french maid outfit would look so hot

*top*

Modifié par Phil725, 26 juillet 2010 - 07:15 .

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

Azint wrote...

You decide.

With you? 'Clever' could have very, very, very, very, VERY easily been annoyed sarcasm.

Your levels of perception is inspiring, canned.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: Let me show you what they meant when they said I'm the "spear of humanity".

No, seriously, that's what the devs described Shepard as in the earliest ME trailers. It never sounded more appropriate.

HA!
They knew what they meant.

[Azint]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Azint wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

SCQ: What will Tali think, when she sees me in this?

Another woman?

Failing.

As demonstrated.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

Your levels of perception is inspiring, canned.

Yeah, yeah. I'm as tarp as a shack.

[RiptideX1090]

Phil725 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
*snip*

In other words...

Win-win?

*Three Hours Before, in the bowels of the Normandy*

Shepard:  Just put these on, its a... basic uniform.

SGQ:  *Examines the stack of clothing, her head tilting to one side*  I'm not really sure...

Shepard:  I'm sorry, but its standard Alliance equipment for all non-combat personnel.

SGQ: I've already met Mess Sergeant Gardner.  I don't see him wearing a... black skirt.

Shepard: Um... I'm the Captain.  If you want to go back to Illium, I guess....

SGQ:  Okay, okay!

*She pauses, a devilish grin working across her unseen face*

SCQ: What will Tali think, when she sees me in this?

Shepard:  I'm hoping she will be jealous...

My moral side isn't a fan of this, but man a quarian in a french maid outfit would look so hot

*top*

You can't turn down DEM hips in a maid outfit. It just can't be done.

Unless you are a flaming homosexual, but even then, c'mon! Frilly things!

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

Azint wrote...

Your levels of perception is inspiring, canned.

Yeah, yeah. I'm as tarp as a shack.

Waht is tihs wzadriry?!

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You can't turn down DEM hips in a maid outfit. It just can't be done.

Unless you are a flaming homosexual, but even then, c'mon! Frilly things!

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did...

[BigKahuna25]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You can't turn down DEM hips in a maid outfit. It just can't be done.

Unless you are a flaming homosexual, but even then, c'mon! Frilly things!

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did...

its ok jones, thats pretty funny.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You can't turn down DEM hips in a maid outfit. It just can't be done.

Unless you are a flaming homosexual, but even then, c'mon! Frilly things!

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did...

Political correctness means nothing online.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You can't turn down DEM hips in a maid outfit. It just can't be done.

Unless you are a flaming homosexual, but even then, c'mon! Frilly things!

Would now be a good time to try the movie again, or what?

Okay. Okay. I was just leaving anyway.

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


I generally don't think to much about it. I've come to realize that a lot of this stuff kinda 'falls in your lap' I guess you could say. Not saying a woman is going to blindly approach me and ask me out, or that one is going to miracle her ass into my bed. Just saying that women, relationships and all this stuff, will come across at random points in your life. It's weather or not you act at the opportunity or not.

Just stick to your morals and take it one day at a time.

I'm trying, my friend. I am trying.
Some days are just harder than others.

Yes, yes they are. While the world is full of bad people that make it suck, there are of course, the good ones that make it wonderful. My friend use to always tell me he's going to find "The one". But he thinks that means there's only ONE person for him. There are thousands upon thousands of 'The one'. It just depends on which one you meet first. ;P 

And never try to critically plan out your life in detail, the future will always surprise you. Good or bad, everything that happens in your life, my life, happens for a significant reason. Not to imply there is anything 'divine' going on behind the scenes. But I do believe in a destiny of some sort. You don't have to do anything major, like save the galaxy or any of that. Simply living your life if more than enough. For the people you meet, the ones you make laugh, cry, share ideas with, etc. has an effect on their life's. So in reality, not only are you forming your life, but theirs in a way as well, and they may pass one what they have learned from you as well. People tend to make an impact with out realizing they have. 

Bah, ranting again. Anyways, like I said, one day at a time. :happy:

[NCLanceman]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

LAWL!

'Love is never having to ask what the ball-gag is for.' <3

Pretty much this.

Also. That seems kinda unfair of Tali... she can't be on top all the time...

Later that night

Shepard: I don't think this actually counts as you not being on top.
*Shepard tries to figure out where exactly Tali is standing, but being blindfolded while suspended from the ceiling upside down with his hands cuffed behind his back seems to be complicating matters.*
Tali: Oh, hush. We both enjoy this. 
*Tali resumes tickling him with a feather, hunting for sensitive areas. Shepard, the galactic man of steel, can't repress the laughter she drags out of him until he runs out of breath, at which point she runs the tips of her three-fingered hand across his abodomen.*
Tali: *giggles* It's like a... what was that thing you too me to? The one on Weaver's Hope?
Shepard: *coughs, deep breath* The carnival?
Tali: The carnival. It's a fun word...
*A down moment washes over the room as the two share a thought: It's a fun English word, and one almost forgotten in Khelish. As soon as it arrives, it passes, with Tali returning to her own carnival.*
Shepard: *laughing, between deep breaths* Can't... breathe... swear to Christ...
Tali: *pauses for a moment* What was that?
Shepard: *deep breath* Don't be suprised if I find a way into your suit's other functions sometime or other...
Tali: Looking forward to it, Captain.

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

[RiptideX1090]

NCLanceman wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

LAWL!

'Love is never having to ask what the ball-gag is for.' <3

Pretty much this.

Also. That seems kinda unfair of Tali... she can't be on top all the time...

Later that night

Shepard: I don't think this actually counts as you not being on top.
*Shepard tries to figure out where exactly Tali is standing, but being blindfolded while suspended from the ceiling upside down with his hands cuffed behind his back seems to be complicating matters.*
Tali: Oh, hush. We both enjoy this. 
*Tali resumes tickling him with a feather, hunting for sensitive areas. Shepard, the galactic man of steel, can't repress the laughter she drags out of him until he runs out of breath, at which point she runs the tips of her three-fingered hand across his abodomen.*
Tali: *giggles* It's like a... what was that thing you too me to? The one on Weaver's Hope?
Shepard: *coughs, deep breath* The carnival?
Tali: The carnival. It's a fun word...
*A down moment washes over the room as the two share a thought: It's a fun English word, and one almost forgotten in Khelish. As soon as it arrives, it passes, with Tali returning to her own carnival.*
Shepard: *laughing, between deep breaths* Can't... breathe... swear to Christ...
Tali: *pauses for a moment* What was that?
Shepard: *deep breath* Don't be suprised if I find a way into your suit's other functions sometime or other...
Tali: Looking forward to it, Captain.

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

I've written much worse than you and have never been banned.

No worries.

[Lividity Jones]

NCLanceman wrote...

-I'llbeinmybunksnip-

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

I'm still trying to grip the logistics of getting him hanging from the ceiling...

[cannedcream]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Okay. Okay. I was just leaving anyway.

I'll take that as a yes. Good luck with editing.
CC I don't know if you saw it but I'm putting Ascension up soon.

Thanks, Rune.

Never had much luck with eBay auctions, but I might give it a try.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

-I'llbeinmybunksnip-

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

I'm still trying to grip the logistics of getting him hanging from the ceiling...

Shepard needs a new bed.

There are not nearly enough anchoring points. <_<

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I've written much worse than you and have never been banned.

No worries.

Thats a fact.

[NCLanceman]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

-I'llbeinmybunksnip-

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

I'm still trying to grip the logistics of getting him hanging from the ceiling...

He's tied by the ankles and suspended from the ceiling by a 50 ft. length of rope, tied to the railing and through a hook installed in the ceiling just past the stairs, by the armor locker in Shepard's cabin.

No, I... okay, yes I've totally thought about this one more than once.

[cannedcream]

NCLanceman wrote...


Later that night

Shepard: I don't think this actually counts as you not being on top.
*Shepard tries to figure out where exactly Tali is standing, but being blindfolded while suspended from the ceiling upside down with his hands cuffed behind his back seems to be complicating matters.*
Tali: Oh, hush. We both enjoy this. 
*Tali resumes tickling him with a feather, hunting for sensitive areas. Shepard, the galactic man of steel, can't repress the laughter she drags out of him until he runs out of breath, at which point she runs the tips of her three-fingered hand across his abodomen.*
Tali: *giggles* It's like a... what was that thing you too me to? The one on Weaver's Hope?
Shepard: *coughs, deep breath* The carnival?
Tali: The carnival. It's a fun word...
*A down moment washes over the room as the two share a thought: It's a fun English word, and one almost forgotten in Khelish. As soon as it arrives, it passes, with Tali returning to her own carnival.*
Shepard: *laughing, between deep breaths* Can't... breathe... swear to Christ...
Tali: *pauses for a moment* What was that?
Shepard: *deep breath* Don't be suprised if I find a way into your suit's other functions sometime or other...
Tali: Looking forward to it, Captain.

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

Been nice knowing you, NCL.

[Azint]

I'm tired.

Have fun.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

-I'llbeinmybunksnip-

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

I'm still trying to grip the logistics of getting him hanging from the ceiling...

Shepard needs a new bed.

There are not nearly enough anchoring points. <_<

That's exactly what I said when I saw it.

"Hmm... Nice. Modern. What you'd expect... But no anchoring points... Big no-no."

[Phil725]

NCLanceman wrote...

*snip*

Later that night

Shepard: I don't think this actually counts as you not being on top.
*Shepard tries to figure out where exactly Tali is standing, but being blindfolded while suspended from the ceiling upside down with his hands cuffed behind his back seems to be complicating matters.*
Tali: Oh, hush. We both enjoy this. 
*Tali resumes tickling him with a feather, hunting for sensitive areas. Shepard, the galactic man of steel, can't repress the laughter she drags out of him until he runs out of breath, at which point she runs the tips of her three-fingered hand across his abodomen.*
Tali: *giggles* It's like a... what was that thing you too me to? The one on Weaver's Hope?
Shepard: *coughs, deep breath* The carnival?
Tali: The carnival. It's a fun word...
*A down moment washes over the room as the two share a thought: It's a fun English word, and one almost forgotten in Khelish. As soon as it arrives, it passes, with Tali returning to her own carnival.*
Shepard: *laughing, between deep breaths* Can't... breathe... swear to Christ...
Tali: *pauses for a moment* What was that?
Shepard: *deep breath* Don't be suprised if I find a way into your suit's other functions sometime or other...
Tali: Looking forward to it, Captain.

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

Shep, suspended from the ceiling?  Do want