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[RiptideX1090]

NCLanceman wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

-I'llbeinmybunksnip-

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

I'm still trying to grip the logistics of getting him hanging from the ceiling...

He's tied by the ankles and suspended from the ceiling by a 50 ft. length of rope, tied to the railing and through a hook installed in the ceiling just past the stairs, by the armor locker in Shepard's cabin.

No, I... okay, yes I've totally thought about this one more than once.

Haven't we all?

Aside from Rune. <_<

[SpatFieya]

NCLanceman wrote...

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

ToS?

What's that? 

[cannedcream]

SpatFieya wrote...
Yes, yes they are. While the world is full of bad people that make it suck, there are of course, the good ones that make it wonderful. My friend use to always tell me he's going to find "The one". But he thinks that means there's only ONE person for him. There are thousands upon thousands of 'The one'. It just depends on which one you meet first. ;P 

And never try to critically plan out your life in detail, the future will always surprise you. Good or bad, everything that happens in your life, my life, happens for a significant reason. Not to imply there is anything 'divine' going on behind the scenes. But I do believe in a destiny of some sort. You don't have to do anything major, like save the galaxy or any of that. Simply living your life if more than enough. For the people you meet, the ones you make laugh, cry, share ideas with, etc. has an effect on their life's. So in reality, not only are you forming your life, but theirs in a way as well, and they may pass one what they have learned from you as well. People tend to make an impact with out realizing they have. 

Bah, ranting again. Anyways, like I said, one day at a time. :happy:

Fair points one and all, Spat.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

I'm tired.
*nightmarefuel*
Have fun.

Keelah se'lai, Azint.

Thanks for another lovely evening of screwing with my head.

[Lividity Jones]

NCLanceman wrote...

He's tied by the ankles and suspended from the ceiling by a 50 ft. length of rope, tied to the railing and through a hook installed in the ceiling just past the stairs, by the armor locker in Shepard's cabin.

No, I... okay, yes I've totally thought about this one more than once.

That... actually makes sense...

Would be awkward trying to explain the hook to anybody who might enter...

EDI: Commander, might I inquire as to the purpose of the hook in the Cabin?

Shepard: It's where I put my coat.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

-I'llbeinmybunksnip-

Oh god, what have I written? Something about this has to be a TOS violation.

I'm still trying to grip the logistics of getting him hanging from the ceiling...

Shepard needs a new bed.

There are not nearly enough anchoring points. <_<

That's exactly what I said when I saw it.

"Hmm... Nice. Modern. What you'd expect... But no anchoring points... Big no-no."

Yeah... made to suit my comforts my ass. Next time, Illusive Man, install some god damn bedposts. <_<

[BigKahuna25]

well, i'm done for the night. adios.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard needs a new bed.

There are not nearly enough anchoring points. <_<

Seriously, how F'ed up would Mass Effect 3 be if The Thread wrote it?  Seriously?

50% BDSM
25% Technical Discussions regarding Xenophilia
24% Recruiting a Full-Quarian Crew +Garrus
1% Stopping the Reapers, or something.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

He's tied by the ankles and suspended from the ceiling by a 50 ft. length of rope, tied to the railing and through a hook installed in the ceiling just past the stairs, by the armor locker in Shepard's cabin.

No, I... okay, yes I've totally thought about this one more than once.

That... actually makes sense...

Would be awkward trying to explain the hook to anybody who might enter...

EDI: Commander, might I inquire as to the purpose of the hook in the Cabin?

Shepard: It's where I put my coat.

Smoooooth.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah... made to suit my comforts my ass. Next time, Illusive Man, install some god damn bedposts. <_<

Think of it this way...

Tali gets one more opportunity to work her natural ingenuity.

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard needs a new bed.

There are not nearly enough anchoring points. <_<

Seriously, how F'ed up would Mass Effect 3 be if The Thread wrote it?  Seriously?

50% BDSM
25% Technical Discussions regarding Xenophilia
24% Recruiting a Full-Quarian Crew +Garrus
1% Stopping the Reapers, or something.

Sounds about right.

[Lividity Jones]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard needs a new bed.

There are not nearly enough anchoring points. <_<

Seriously, how F'ed up would Mass Effect 3 be if The Thread wrote it?  Seriously?

50% BDSM
25% Technical Discussions regarding Xenophilia
24% Recruiting a Full-Quarian Crew +Garrus
1% Stopping the Reapers, or something.

Game of the Year.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah... made to suit my comforts my ass. Next time, Illusive Man, install some god damn bedposts. <_<

Think of it this way...

Tali gets one more opportunity to work her natural ingenuity.

DO. WANT.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard needs a new bed.

There are not nearly enough anchoring points. <_<

Seriously, how F'ed up would Mass Effect 3 be if The Thread wrote it?  Seriously?

50% BDSM
25% Technical Discussions regarding Xenophilia
24% Recruiting a Full-Quarian Crew +Garrus
1% Stopping the Reapers, or something.

Game of the Year.

Without a doubt.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...



Seriously, how F'ed up would Mass Effect 3 be if The Thread wrote it?  Seriously?

50% BDSM
25% Technical Discussions regarding Xenophilia
24% Recruiting a Full-Quarian Crew +Garrus
1% Stopping the Reapers, or something.

Hilariously true. !!!!!!!!!!!
Where do I pre-order?

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...



Seriously, how F'ed up would Mass Effect 3 be if The Thread wrote it?  Seriously?

50% BDSM
25% Technical Discussions regarding Xenophilia
24% Recruiting a Full-Quarian Crew +Garrus
1% Stopping the Reapers, or something.

Hilariously true. !!!!!!!!!!!
Where do I pre-order?

I just KNOW Bioware is gonna make a jab at this in the next game... I KNOW IT.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah... made to suit my comforts my ass. Next time, Illusive Man, install some god damn bedposts. <_<

Shepard:  EDI?  What is this room?

EDI:  This is the Playroom, complete with reinforced hardpoints along the walls and ceiling for the mounting of "toys".  Completely soundproof, and hidden from the rest of the Crew.

Shepard:  I... erm... did the Illusive Man personally have this installed....

EDI:  No.  You have Yeoman Chambers to thank for this addition.

[Phil725]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard needs a new bed.

There are not nearly enough anchoring points. <_<

Seriously, how F'ed up would Mass Effect 3 be if The Thread wrote it?  Seriously?

50% BDSM
25% Technical Discussions regarding Xenophilia
24% Recruiting a Full-Quarian Crew +Garrus
1% Stopping the Reapers, or something.

You forgot the part where you get to choose from 50 ways of killing TIM, but aside from that, sounds about right

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
<Rant>

Fair points one and all, Spat.

Thanks, not bad for a random tirade, eh? 

Doesn't take a lot to get one out of me though. 

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I just KNOW Bioware is gonna make a jab at this in the next game... I KNOW IT.

If, by this point, they haven't taken notice of us, then they never freaking will.

[Kikaimegami]

Well.. nobody in here is making any attempt at dissuading the stereotype that Talimancers are all creepy

My Creepidar is off the charts.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah... made to suit my comforts my ass. Next time, Illusive Man, install some god damn bedposts. <_<

Think of it this way...

Tali gets one more opportunity to work her natural ingenuity.

DO. WANT.

*Tali types at her omni-tool, humming thoughtfully.*

Tali: If we put something above the display case... Maybe a bar? Or some hooks? Hmm... The space above the headboard might be interesting...

[cannedcream]

SpatFieya wrote...

Thanks, not bad for a random tirade, eh? 

Doesn't take a lot to get one out of me though. 

Don't mind random tirades. Not when they're intelligent, anyway. Which, on here, they almost always are.
Amazing how on one thread we can easily slip from 'DAT ASS' to deep discussions and back again--and it's all okay!

Love this damn thread. Love. It.

[RedTracer7]

Phil725 wrote...
You forgot the part where you get to choose from 50 ways of killing TIM, but aside from that, sounds about right

No comment. 

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Well.. nobody in here is making any attempt at dissuading the stereotype that Talimancers are all creepy

My Creepidar is off the charts.

Now, Ki, you've said your own fair share of creepy stuff as well.