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#253201
NCLanceman

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Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

He's tied by the ankles and suspended from the ceiling by a 50 ft. length of rope, tied to the railing and through a hook installed in the ceiling just past the stairs, by the armor locker in Shepard's cabin.

No, I... okay, yes I've totally thought about this one more than once.


That... actually makes sense...

Would be awkward trying to explain the hook to anybody who might enter...

EDI: Commander, might I inquire as to the purpose of the hook in the Cabin?

Shepard: It's where I put my coat.


Another scene i've had in my head for a while:

Captain's Quarters, Normandy SR-2

*Miranda steps off the elevator, approaches the cabin door, then pauses. She could knock and just ask politely if she could come in, but she would hate to walk into an awkward moment. At length, she shakes her head, and takes a breath. It was a silly thought anyway. Nothing in his Alliance psych profile indicated he'd be doing anything she hadn't seen before anyway. She knocks on the door.*
Miranda: Commander, do you have a minute? I've got some supply reports I need you to look over.
Shepard: Sure, come on in!
*Reassured, Miranda taps the console and enters... an awkward moment. Just past his stairs, Shepard is suspended upside down, shirtless, wrestling his way apparently out of a set of handcuffs. Tali stands off to the side, intently watching her omnitool display. Probably for the first time since she was a teenager, Miranda blushes.*
Tali: Two minutes, Shepard.
Miranda: Commander... Tali... did I catch you at a bad time?
Shepard: No, just practicing my Houdini act.
*Shepard stops struggling for the moment, lazily rotating into eye contact with his Executive Officer. Miranda just stands there, tapping her half-forgotten datapad with her fingers.*
Shepard: Miranda, if you were actually interrupting something, I'd be wearing a lot less.
*Miranda almost recoils in shock, neither Shepard or Tali react to her reaction.*
Tali: Two minutes, thirty seconds. Just passed Kasumi's record.
Shepard: Dammit... *struggles a bit*
Miranda: Maybe i'll come back another-
Shepard: No, wait! I at least need to know if the parts for the Hammerhead got in!
Miranda: *idly, then scans the datapad* Uh... yes.
Shepard: Excellent! I'll be down to read the rest shortly.
*With that, Shepard finally frees one hand from the cuffs, then reaches up to untie himself.*
Shepard: Aha!
*Miranda doesn't wait for Shepard to finish untying himself, questions bubbling to mind as she summons the elevator back to her office. First, why didn't the psych reports mention he was into... that kind of thing? Second, when had that hook been installed?*

#253202
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RiptideX1090 wrote...


D'awwww!

I think you and Red would make a cute couple!


Incredible urge to make. . . so many HIGHLY inappropriate comments right now. :pinched:

#253203
Lividity Jones

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Yes, I have found that my usual plan for winning a war against aliens is failing.  I have successfully seduced them, as planned, but Tali's still in charge.  Still on top.  I'm scared...

...and excited!


I support quarian galactic domination. :mellow:

I don't mind the idea of spending the rest of my life in the service of Tali. <3


I, for one, welcome our new stupid, sexy, alien overlords.

#253204
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EDIT: Curly fries are good. 

Modifié par SpatFieya, 26 juillet 2010 - 07:52 .


#253205
Kikaimegami

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Riiiiiiiight



If that happens, I better get a Legion LI god damn it.

#253206
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RiptideX1090 wrote...
I support quarian galactic domination. :mellow:

I don't mind the idea of spending the rest of my life in the service of Tali. <3


She will be a firm, but fair mistress.

I support this.

#253207
cannedcream

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SpatFieya wrote...

EDIT: Curly fries are good. 


You're damn right they are! ^_^

#253208
SpatFieya

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cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
I support quarian galactic domination. :mellow:

I don't mind the idea of spending the rest of my life in the service of Tali. <3


She will be a firm, but fair mistress.

I support this.

In Tali we dom trust.

#253209
RiptideX1090

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Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Yes, I have found that my usual plan for winning a war against aliens is failing.  I have successfully seduced them, as planned, but Tali's still in charge.  Still on top.  I'm scared...

...and excited!


I support quarian galactic domination. :mellow:

I don't mind the idea of spending the rest of my life in the service of Tali. <3


I, for one, welcome our new stupid, sexy, alien overlords.


I'm putting Xen in charge.

At least she gets **** done.

#253210
RiptideX1090

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cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
I support quarian galactic domination. :mellow:

I don't mind the idea of spending the rest of my life in the service of Tali. <3


She will be a firm, but fair mistress.

I support this.


I wouldn't mind doing some hard labour for the state, that's for damn sure. B)

#253211
NCLanceman

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Well, i've got to get to sleep. Goodnight everyone!

#253212
Lividity Jones

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NCLanceman wrote...

Another scene i've had in my head for a while:

Captain's Quarters, Normandy SR-2

*Miranda steps off the elevator, approaches the cabin door, then pauses. She could knock and just ask politely if she could come in, but she would hate to walk into an awkward moment. At length, she shakes her head, and takes a breath. It was a silly thought anyway. Nothing in his Alliance psych profile indicated he'd be doing anything she hadn't seen before anyway. She knocks on the door.*
Miranda: Commander, do you have a minute? I've got some supply reports I need you to look over.
Shepard: Sure, come on in!
*Reassured, Miranda taps the console and enters... an awkward moment. Just past his stairs, Shepard is suspended upside down, shirtless, wrestling his way apparently out of a set of handcuffs. Tali stands off to the side, intently watching her omnitool display. Probably for the first time since she was a teenager, Miranda blushes.*
Tali: Two minutes, Shepard.
Miranda: Commander... Tali... did I catch you at a bad time?
Shepard: No, just practicing my Houdini act.
*Shepard stops struggling for the moment, lazily rotating into eye contact with his Executive Officer. Miranda just stands there, tapping her half-forgotten datapad with her fingers.*
Shepard: Miranda, if you were actually interrupting something, I'd be wearing a lot less.
*Miranda almost recoils in shock, neither Shepard or Tali react to her reaction.*
Tali: Two minutes, thirty seconds. Just passed Kasumi's record.
Shepard: Dammit... *struggles a bit*
Miranda: Maybe i'll come back another-
Shepard: No, wait! I at least need to know if the parts for the Hammerhead got in!
Miranda: *idly, then scans the datapad* Uh... yes.
Shepard: Excellent! I'll be down to read the rest shortly.
*With that, Shepard finally frees one hand from the cuffs, then reaches up to untie himself.*
Shepard: Aha!
*Miranda doesn't wait for Shepard to finish untying himself, questions bubbling to mind as she summons the elevator back to her office. First, why didn't the psych reports mention he was into... that kind of thing? Second, when had that hook been installed?*


Oh, Miranda!

You're so clueless!

It's adorable in that pitiful and completely un-endearing way!

#253213
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RiptideX1090 wrote...

I'm putting Xen in charge.

At least she gets **** done.


Ohohoho, momma.

#253214
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cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


D'awwww!

I think you and Red would make a cute couple!


Incredible urge to make. . . so many HIGHLY inappropriate comments right now. :pinched:


:mellow::mellow::mellow:

-Merp-

#253215
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SpatFieya wrote...


In Tali we dom trust.


I pledge allegiance,
To Tali'Zorah
And the united ships of Flotilla.
And to the domination,
For which she stands.
One forum,
Under Tali,
Indisputable,
With handcuffs and ball-gags for all.


#253216
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RedTracer7 wrote...


:mellow::mellow::mellow:

-Merp-


Restraining orders are just another way of saying 'I love you'.

#253217
RiptideX1090

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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


In Tali we dom trust.


I pledge allegiance,
To Tali'Zorah
And the united ships of Flotilla.
And to the domination,
For which she stands.
One forum,
Under Tali,
Indisputable,
With handcuffs and ball-gags for all.



I am very sad that I have no room in my signature. :crying:

#253218
SpatFieya

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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


In Tali we dom trust.


I pledge allegiance,
To Tali'Zorah
And the united ships of Flotilla.
And to the domination,
For which she stands.
One forum,
Under Tali,
Indisputable,
With handcuffs and ball-gags for all.


...this is EPIIIIIIIIIIIC!

#253219
RedTracer7

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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


In Tali we dom trust.


I pledge allegiance,
To Tali'Zorah
And the united ships of Flotilla.
And to the domination,
For which she stands.
One forum,
Under Tali,
Indisputable,
With handcuffs and ball-gags for all.



This has to be the be-ALL GLORY TO THE TALITHREAD.

#253220
TwiceUponAStar

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RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


In Tali we dom trust.


I pledge allegiance,
To Tali'Zorah
And the united ships of Flotilla.
And to the domination,
For which she stands.
One forum,
Under Tali,
Indisputable,
With handcuffs and ball-gags for all.



This has to be the be-ALL GLORY TO THE TALITHREAD.


I've been lurking for different parts of the night, and I j-ALL GLORY TO THE TALITHREAD.

#253221
SpatFieya

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Hell, well boys, I'm gonna go outside and smoke the rest of my cigar. Then go to bed. You guys stay classy. If not, then you're not invited to my fancy party of classy things.

Keelah Se'lai

Oh, and I just wanted to sa-ALL GLORY TO THE TALITHREAD

Modifié par SpatFieya, 26 juillet 2010 - 08:05 .


#253222
Lividity Jones

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TwiceUponAStar wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


In Tali we dom trust.


I pledge allegiance,
To Tali'Zorah
And the united ships of Flotilla.
And to the domination,
For which she stands.
One forum,
Under Tali,
Indisputable,
With handcuffs and ball-gags for all.



This has to be the be-ALL GLORY TO THE TALITHREAD.


I've been lurking for different parts of the night, and I j-ALL GLORY TO THE TALITHREAD.


Tali really is the be-ALL GLORY TO THE TALITHREAD.

#253223
RiptideX1090

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I'm out for the evening too. Enjoy these... discussions we have.



Keelah Se'lai.

#253224
cannedcream

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RiptideX1090 wrote...


I am very sad that I have no room in my signature. :crying:


Blame Reckoning for being so damn awesome. ;)

#253225
NuclearBuddha

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Go to it.