NCLanceman wrote...
It would be beautiful.
Indeed it would be, and I've finally found my Tali-Engineer transcript from
eons ago.MEET THE TALI*Guitar music*
*Tali fiddles with her omni-tool, the guitar music stops, she inserts a canister into her suit with a label "Dextro-Heineken"*
Hey look buddy, I'm a Quarian, that means I solve problems.
*Tali shoots a Geth coming nearby, takes a sip from her beer*
Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy, that's something an Asari thinks about.
*Tech-mine explodes nearby*
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance...
...How am I going to stop some big mean bosh'tet from tearing my envirosuit a structurally superfluous new behind?
*Geth Prime comes up behind her*
The answer...
*Turns around opening her omni-tool and raising her shotgun*
...use a gun. *Shoots the Prime, taking out it's shields* And if that don't work.... *Tali hacks the Prime* ...use more gun.
Like this holographic, floating, electricity zappin', little 'ol number designed by me...
*Chiktikka starts floating behind some cover*
...Built by me...
*Chiktikka starts zapping a lesser Geth, the Geth rises up and starts firing on it*
...and you'd best hope...not pointed at you.
*Geth Prime notices the lesser Geth and fires a missile at it*
*TF2 Music plays, showing the cast replaced by ME characters*