Mozer121 wrote...
Orgelmir wrote...
Mozer121 wrote...
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Shepard: Alright Legion, hit me.
Legion: *Slaps Shepard across the face sending her to the floor.*
Shepard: What the hell was that!?
Legion: We were asked to hit you. We complied.
Shepard: I didn't mean with your hand!
Legion: We do not understand your logic. If you did not wish to be physicaly struck, then why submit a request?
Shepard: *facepalm* Damnit Legion....
Hahaha. Anyone else feel free to continue.
Garrus: Alright let's move on. I raise by 20 credits. Legion, it's your turn/
Legion: Probability suggests that the next card in queue is the four of clubs. Aquiring said four of clubs would result in our hand consisting of the King of diamonds, seven of spades, and four of clubs, raising our total tally of in-hand points to 21.
Shepard: So do you hit or stay?
Legion: We prefer the term "draw" to "hit." It nullifies the risk of physical damage to this platform.
Shepard: SO DO YOU DRAW OR STAY???
Legion: Consensus has been acieved. We choose to draw.
*Shpeard passes Legion a card*
Legion: Our calculations were correct. The card recieved is ineed the four of clubs. Our in-hand total has reached 21. We request that the 87 credits in the "pot" be given to us.
Shepard: THATS IT!! *jumps over table*