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[SpatFieya]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...


here in mine^_^

Boy watchu' got der...

Bulgarian? WASR with some new furniture...Arsenal? 

God, just pictured Tali with AK.

Sex.

WASR 10 with KVAR furniture and a 74 muzzle break

Love WASR's. Yeah, they might be considered bottom of the barrel in some cases...but you won't be afraid to drag it through the dirt and give it some scars. 

I drag my converted Saiga's through the dirt. They go bang every time. 

And just so we can include Tali in this awesome discussion:

*Shepard, Tali and Garrus at C-Sec target range*

Shepard: Alright Tali, I had to talk to Bailey, but I managed to get him to transfer this little beauty here to the citadel...

*Shepard clacks open a weapons box, producing an old M14A1*

Tali: ...What is that? Looks fairly old, Shepard... does it use mass accelerator technology?

Shepard: Nope, uses good ol' gun powder. This is what we call an Springfield M14A1, circa Earth date 1953, I believe. *Takes a loaded magazine and pops it in the mag well*

Tali: Wow, I've never seen a gun powder based weapon in person before.

Garrus (In the lane next to them shooting): Hey, are you two going to shoot bullets or ****? *laughs*

Shepard: Don't make me add more scares to that arsenal on your face, ugly.

Garrus: Hah! Sounds tempting, but your lucky I have targets to shoot. Maybe later. *Goes back to shooting*

Shepard: Ha... *Ahem* ...Anyways, Tali, want to shoot it?

Tali: *shrug* Why not, sounds like fun.

Shepard: *Yanks bolt back, loading the first round* Groovey.

---Several minutes of showing Tali how to work the weapon, she shoulders it and aims down range--

Tali: *Shoulders weapon uncomfortably* ...Keelah, this thing is heavy, you could club a Krogan with this thing...

Shepard: *Laughs* Yeah, you probably could...But I know you can handle it. It's set on full auto, so hang on to it!

Tali: *Gulp* Alright, here we go... *BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BAAAAM!*

Shepard: *Claps furiously* Great! That was awesome! I knew you could do it!

Tali: Wow! This is great! I love the-what do you call those things ejecting out...

Shepard: The casings? 

Tali: Yeah! Totally awesome effect! ...I want one. *Giggles*

Shepard: Well, then... Happy birthday.

Tali: ...What? It isn't my-OH! Really? But it's so antique, I couldn't possibly acce-

Shepard: Tali. It's yours. I bought it for you anyway, I have another one coming in just for me though. 

Tali: Thanks Shepard... I've never owned anything... antique like this before... Anyways, what do you have coming in? Same thing?

Shepard: Nope. M60, baby. 

[Orion1836]

*Shepard groans as he's woken up, an orange light rousing him from deep slumber. He opens his eyes to see Chiktikka hovering over the bed.*



Shepard: OK, THAT'S IT!



*He swats the drone with a pillow, sending it careening off the fish tanks and into the bathroom where it crashes into a wall and flickers out. With a groan, Shepard rolls over and tries to get to sleep again.*



*Down in Engineering, Tali just laughs and flicks her omni-tool. Chiktikka materializes in front of her again, and begins floating towards the elevator.*

[nickFury]

well Im off for a while If I dont see you

Keelah Se'lai

[Purification-]

Guys im back ^.^

[Goat_Shepard]

cannedcream wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

I am gunna go play some sexbox 360
*glares at Fox*
KiC

SOMEONE PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!!
SHIELD THEIR INNOCENT EYES!

WATCH ANIMAL PLANET OR SOMETHING!

Ok, mom.

OMG THE ANIMALS ARE NAKED, TOO! RUN, SON, RUN!

[Orgelmir]

nickFury wrote...

well Im off for a while If I dont see you

Keelah Se'lai

Goodnight nick... Keelah Se'lai.

[Purification-]

nickFury wrote...

well Im off for a while If I dont see you

Keelah Se'lai

Have a good night Nick!
Talimancers' blessings upon you! :innocent:

[Kalashnikov]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

I am gunna go play some sexbox 360
*glares at Fox*
KiC

SOMEONE PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!!
SHIELD THEIR INNOCENT EYES!

WATCH ANIMAL PLANET OR SOMETHING!

Ok, mom.

OMG THE ANIMALS ARE NAKED, TOO! RUN, SON, RUN!

ha ha. conservative america is such a laff

[Titanium Man]

Orion1836 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Fact: Tali programs Chiktikka to follow Shepard around when she feels worried about him.

Anderson: Since when have you been able to use a combat drone, Shepard?

Shepard: Er... yeah, that's not mine. Tali's kind of, well, watching through it.

Anderson: I hope you weren't planning on bringing that into the Council Chambers...

Shepard: I'm not the one controlling it. I don't know what it's going to do.

This would be cute if it wasn't so stalker-ish.

. . .Ah, hell. It's cute, anyway. <3

Matriarch Aethyta: So, what's with the glowing ball following you around?

Shepard: *sigh* Well, you see...

Tali (through Chiktikka): IGNORE ME!!!!

You heard it here, folks.  The Grand Galactic Inquisitor must be a part of the ME universe fanon.  Make it so!

[Goat_Shepard]

Pacifien wrote...

So hey. Mondo47 posted a link to a poll she's conducting concerning demographics and love interests earlier today. Yes, another poll. Told her I'd repost the links for the night crew of the forums.

Female Love Interests
Male Love Interests

Bump.

[Kalashnikov]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Pacifien wrote...

So hey. Mondo47 posted a link to a poll she's conducting concerning demographics and love interests earlier today. Yes, another poll. Told her I'd repost the links for the night crew of the forums.

Female Love Interests
Male Love Interests

Bump.

dude tali dancing? what the hell how did you do that? pc mod?

[SpatFieya]

Orion1836 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Fact: Tali programs Chiktikka to follow Shepard around when she feels worried about him.

Anderson: Since when have you been able to use a combat drone, Shepard?

Shepard: Er... yeah, that's not mine. Tali's kind of, well, watching through it.

Anderson: I hope you weren't planning on bringing that into the Council Chambers...

Shepard: I'm not the one controlling it. I don't know what it's going to do.

This would be cute if it wasn't so stalker-ish.

. . .Ah, hell. It's cute, anyway. <3

Matriarch Aethyta: So, what's with the glowing ball following you around?

Shepard: *sigh* Well, you see...

Tali (through Chiktikka): IGNORE ME!!!!

I just spat a ridiculous amount of Mountain Dew Voltage everywhere thanks to this.

[cannedcream]

Orion1836 wrote...

*Shepard groans as he's woken up, an orange light rousing him from deep slumber. He opens his eyes to see Chiktikka hovering over the bed.*

Shepard: OK, THAT'S IT!

*He swats the drone with a pillow, sending it careening off the fish tanks and into the bathroom where it crashes into a wall and flickers out. With a groan, Shepard rolls over and tries to get to sleep again.*

*Down in Engineering, Tali just laughs and flicks her omni-tool. Chiktikka materializes in front of her again, and begins floating towards the elevator.*

*Shepard's voice is heard drifting down to the engineering deck.*

Shepard: HAVE MERCY, TORMENTOR!!!

[Titanium Man]

I demand more fics involving the Grand Galactic Inquisitor. And trust me, he will return to my little storytelling world...

[SpatFieya]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...
dude tali dancing? what the hell how did you do that? pc mod?

You have so much to learn, young one.

We will teach him the ways of the Talimancer. 

[FsDxRAGE]

Anyone want to join me and a buddy in Netflix to watch Heat?

[Kalashnikov]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...
dude tali dancing? what the hell how did you do that? pc mod?

You have so much to learn, young one.

how? what? if someone doesnt tell me im gonna blow a gasket

[Kalashnikov]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...
how? what? if someone doesnt tell me im gonna blow a gasket

Just watch.

how are you replacing shepard's model with tali!!!!???!!!?:pinched:

[uhdnrt]

Kalashnikov wrote...

how? what? if someone doesnt tell me im gonna blow a gasket

PC mods. They are model swapping Shepard and Tali. Err......MAGIC!

Modifié par uhdnrt, 27 juillet 2010 - 04:00 .

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

*Shepard groans as he's woken up, an orange light rousing him from deep slumber. He opens his eyes to see Chiktikka hovering over the bed.*

Shepard: OK, THAT'S IT!

*He swats the drone with a pillow, sending it careening off the fish tanks and into the bathroom where it crashes into a wall and flickers out. With a groan, Shepard rolls over and tries to get to sleep again.*

*Down in Engineering, Tali just laughs and flicks her omni-tool. Chiktikka materializes in front of her again, and begins floating towards the elevator.*

*Shepard's voice is heard drifting down to the engineering deck.*

Shepard: HAVE MERCY, TORMENTOR!!!

Tali (through Chikktika): Come with me if you want to live!

[FsDxRAGE]

*leaves crying*

[Goat_Shepard]

lol Rune's never felt like he had so much power.

Gust4v replaced the model of Shepard with Tali. It's as complicated as that.

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 27 juillet 2010 - 04:01 .

[Strawberry Kiwi]

Kalashnikov wrote...

how are you replacing shepard's model with tali!?

It's a PC mod.