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[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Oh gawd, I read that in his voice. 

Strangely, I don't have a good handle on Rael's voice.  He sounds German, right?

That's what I always thought. It's a thicker accent than his daughter's, that's for sure,

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Purification- wrote...
This give me a remorse feeling, because actually i was the one to start this...

I know.  I was just reading it.

I'd like to approach this from a different direction than my usual, which is to suggest learning basic biology.  So let's have it:  what's the fascination with a biological child?

To be honest, at least for me there's no ''fascination with a biological child'', i was just curious that if it was POSSIBLE. But people started adding it too much biology. I'm kinda sad because of it now, a lot of guys seemed to be bored/sad because of this stuff.

[RedTracer7]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...
Well, if taken a face value, just the needle is a bit confusing/misleading. 

But your also right.  Had to pander to my audience...  

I can think of a better ad.  Let me whip something up.

*Foams at Mouth in Anticipation*

[NuclearBuddha]

cannedcream wrote...
That's what I always thought. It's a thicker accent than his daughter's, that's for sure,

Not to mention a different accent.  She must take after her mother in that respect or something.

[Azint]

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Apparently, biology fail in this thread has become synonymous with Shepard/Tali hybrid child.

Among other things.

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Titanium Man wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

I like how you put "Featuring Tali'Zorah" in parentheses, like it would improve your chances of someone reading this :V  "Pssst!  PSSSST.  Check it, we have that quarian you like."

Well, if taken a face value, just the needle is a bit confusing/misleading. 

But your also right.  Had to pander to my audience...  

I'm gonna do this with Grand Escapades.

"Mass Effect: Grand Escapades"
FEATURING TALI'ZORAH

and Grunt

I like the idea

[cannedcream]

Titanium Man wrote...


I'm gonna do this with Grand Escapades.

"Mass Effect: Grand Escapades"
FEATURING TALI'ZORAH

and Grunt

We know who gets top billing in this world.

'Mass Effect 3: WITH TALI!!!! (Oh and some other aliens and Reapers and ****.)'

[ForbiddenQTip]

Azint wrote...

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Apparently, biology fail in this thread has become synonymous with Shepard/Tali hybrid child.

Among other things.

Like what?

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
That's what I always thought. It's a thicker accent than his daughter's, that's for sure,

Not to mention a different accent.  She must take after her mother in that respect or something.

Well, since we've never seen or heard her mother, that's a perfectly logical conclusion.

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...


I'm gonna do this with Grand Escapades.

"Mass Effect: Grand Escapades"
FEATURING TALI'ZORAH

and Grunt

We know who gets top billing in this world.

'Mass Effect 3: WITH TALI!!!! (Oh and some other aliens and Reapers and ****.)'

Well, first the Marketing Department would have to listen to Bioware's fans.

Marketing Rep 1: Who should we put on the front of ME2?  Garrus and Tali?  They seem to-

Marketing Rep 2: NO!  I know what consumers want!  They want NEW weird aliens, and boobs!

Marketing Rep 1:  Then Thane and Miranda it is.

[cannedcream]

mrsph wrote...

Every quarian has a different accent. It's actually one of my favorite things about them.

I like Kal's.
It's just so. . . fitting.

[Zuranamee]

Greetings all, we're back, again.

[Azint]

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Like what?

About half of the speculation run on quarian physiology and biology is atrocious when compared to elementary sciences. One of the most common being chirality and general compatability.

[Purification-]

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...


I'm gonna do this with Grand Escapades.

"Mass Effect: Grand Escapades"
FEATURING TALI'ZORAH

and Grunt

We know who gets top billing in this world.

'Mass Effect 3: WITH TALI!!!! (Oh and some other aliens and Reapers and ****.)'

Well, first the Marketing Department would have to listen to Bioware's fans.

Marketing Rep 1: Who should we put on the front of ME2?  Garrus and Tali?  They seem to-

Marketing Rep 2: NO!  I know what consumers want!  They want NEW weird aliens, and boobs!

Marketing Rep 1:  Then Thane and Miranda it is.

LOL !!! LOL!!!  I'm lol'ing hard here! Nice one! 

[ForbiddenQTip]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Well, first the Marketing Department would have to listen to Bioware's fans.

Marketing Rep 1: Who should we put on the front of ME2?  Garrus and Tali?  They seem to-

Marketing Rep 2: NO!  I know what consumers want!  They want NEW weird aliens, and boobs!

Marketing Rep 1:  Then Thane and Miranda it is.

I laughed because that's probably exactly what happened.

Even Garrus was on the cover of the first game though.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...


Well, first the Marketing Department would have to listen to Bioware's fans.

Marketing Rep 1: Who should we put on the front of ME2?  Garrus and Tali?  They seem to-

Marketing Rep 2: NO!  I know what consumers want!  They want NEW weird aliens, and boobs!

Marketing Rep 1:  Then Thane and Miranda it is.

Sadly, you're probably not too far from the truth.

I would agree with the theory brought up last night about trying to keep Tali and Garrus 'secret' from the fans, but since Tali's right there on the back of the box. . .

Whatever.

[RedTracer7]

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Well, first the Marketing Department would have to listen to Bioware's fans.

Marketing Rep 1: Who should we put on the front of ME2?  Garrus and Tali?  They seem to-

Marketing Rep 2: NO!  I know what consumers want!  They want NEW weird aliens, and boobs!

Marketing Rep 1:  Then Thane and Miranda it is.

I laughed because that's probably exactly what happened.

Even Garrus was on the cover of the first game though.

He was a NEW alien.  At the time...

[Purification-]

Zuranamee wrote...

Greetings all, we're back, again.

This one's corpse is expendable - Welcome again Z.

[Titanium Man]

NuclearBuddha wrote...
I know.  I was just reading it.

I'd like to approach this from a different direction than my usual, which is to suggest learning basic biology.  So let's have it:  what's the fascination with a biological child?

Welp, here goes my fingers again.


"A quarian can't have a child with a human."

"I know that, Mom."

"You know I want grandchildren."

"Don't be selfish.  I love her.  Who cares if we can't have sex?"

"Sex has nothing to do with it.  She can't conceive."

"We'll adopt."

"It's not the same."

"Then hate your adopted grandchild if you want.  I don't care."

"I'm not going to hate your child.  No matter where or how you get him.  It's not right."

"Then why do you want us to have children normally?"

"Joseph.  You know why I still captain a ship.  You know I like war.  I like fighting.  I like taking lives away."

"Yeah."

"Bringing life into the world is the only thing I've loved more than that.  It's a different kind of fight.  In a battle you're trying to hurt your enemy to make sure you stay alive.  When you have children...you hurt yourself to make sure your child stays alive.  It's the best fight you'll ever have."

"And you want Tali to go through that."

"Nothing makes a woman stronger than tearing up her body for someone else.  Trust me.  She would thank me."

[Orion1836]

cannedcream wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Every quarian has a different accent. It's actually one of my favorite things about them.

I like Kal's.
It's just so. . . fitting.

Kal: I'll be in my bunk.




Here's my idea to finally put the biological child thing to rest:

Shep and Tali ask Liara if it's possible for an Asari to unify with two people at once. If it is, they ask her to be a surrogate. Voila, Asari child with randomized DNA based on both Tali and Shepard.

Also, awesome Shepard/Tali/Liara three-way. Shep is totally getting a high-five afterwards from Garrus.

[NuclearBuddha]

Purification- wrote...
To be honest, at least for me there's no ''fascination with a biological child'', i was just curious that if it was POSSIBLE. But people started adding it too much biology. I'm kinda sad because of it now, a lot of guys seemed to be bored/sad because of this stuff.

Okay, hang on a second.  I haven't forgotten this discussion.  I'm just whipping something up for R-sizzle.