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[Azint]

Modifié par Azint, 27 juillet 2010 - 04:49 .

[NuclearBuddha]

RedTracer7 wrote...
*Foams at Mouth in Anticipation*

[Zuranamee]

Purification- wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

Greetings all, we're back, again.

This one's corpse is expendable - Welcome again Z.

Technically, we don't have a corpse... We have a mobile platform, the loss of which would not bother us at all.

[cannedcream]

ForbiddenQTip wrote...


Even Garrus was on the cover of the first game though.

Yeah. Garrus was the 'alien' and Ash was the 'boobs'.

Game marketers will never lose the idea that all gamers are sexually repressed pre-teens with five second attentions spans who can only be won over by excessive explosions and breasts.

Which is why so many game commercials look like Micheal Bay films.

[Purification-]

RedTracer7 wrote...

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Well, first the Marketing Department would have to listen to Bioware's fans.

Marketing Rep 1: Who should we put on the front of ME2?  Garrus and Tali?  They seem to-

Marketing Rep 2: NO!  I know what consumers want!  They want NEW weird aliens, and boobs!

Marketing Rep 1:  Then Thane and Miranda it is.

I laughed because that's probably exactly what happened.

Even Garrus was on the cover of the first game though.

He was a NEW alien.  At the time...

Red got a poit
An- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Can't defend you this time, Red. It's too goddamn hilarious! :lol::lol:

[ForbiddenQTip]

Azint wrote...

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Like what?

About half of the speculation run on quarian physiology and biology is atrocious when compared to elementary sciences. One of the most common being chirality and general compatability.

Ah, true.

"Quarians must have pale skin.  I mean, they live in those suits all the time."

Polar bears have dark black skin, yet their skin has almost no direct contact with sunlight.  Your argument, imaginary person, is illogical.

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

Game marketers will never lose the idea that all gamers are sexually repressed pre-teens with five second attentions spans who can only be won over by excessive explosions and breasts.

They do it because it's true for the most part.

[NuclearBuddha]

mrsph wrote...

Every quarian has a different accent. It's actually one of my favorite things about them.

I assume it's because each ship operates in at least some isolation from the others, and while there are constant influxes of new blood via pilgrimages, the children are all raised in nurseries or whatever until adolescence.  More than long enough to get an accent in-grained.

[Purification-]

Zuranamee wrote...

Purification- wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

Greetings all, we're back, again.

This one's corpse is expendable - Welcome again Z.

Technically, we don't have a corpse... We have a mobile platform, the loss of which would not bother us at all.

I didn't talked about you ._.
It was my current toy--
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Got it?

[NuclearBuddha]

Titanium Man wrote...
Welp, here goes my fingers again.


"A quarian can't have a child with a human."

"I know that, Mom."

"You know I want grandchildren."

"Don't be selfish.  I love her.  Who cares if we can't have sex?"

"Sex has nothing to do with it.  She can't conceive."

"We'll adopt."

"It's not the same."

"Then hate your adopted grandchild if you want.  I don't care."

"I'm not going to hate your child.  No matter where or how you get him.  It's not right."

"Then why do you want us to have children normally?"

"Joseph.  You know why I still captain a ship.  You know I like war.  I like fighting.  I like taking lives away."

"Yeah."

"Bringing life into the world is the only thing I've loved more than that.  It's a different kind of fight.  In a battle you're trying to hurt your enemy to make sure you stay alive.  When you have children...you hurt yourself to make sure your child stays alive.  It's the best fight you'll ever have."

"And you want Tali to go through that."

"Nothing makes a woman stronger than tearing up her body for someone else.  Trust me.  She would thank me."

I LOL'd.

[Azint]

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Polar bears have dark black skin, yet their skin has almost no direct contact with sunlight.  Your argument, imaginary person, is illogical.

It's a sound arguement, but not a valid one.

I generally stopped trying to compare biologies of aliens to real-world organisms. They're aliens, fictional aliens. They are not restricted by science.

[RedTracer7]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Arg!!  Its like a visual rickrolling utilizing my own creation against me!

I repeat: Arg!!!

((But how are people supposed to know who wrote it?  You only have my name FOUR times...))

[Purification-]

Titanium Man wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
I know.  I was just reading it.

I'd like to approach this from a different direction than my usual, which is to suggest learning basic biology.  So let's have it:  what's the fascination with a biological child?

Welp, here goes my fingers again.


"A quarian can't have a child with a human."

"I know that, Mom."

"You know I want grandchildren."

"Don't be selfish.  I love her.  Who cares if we can't have sex?"

"Sex has nothing to do with it.  She can't conceive."

"We'll adopt."

"It's not the same."

"Then hate your adopted grandchild if you want.  I don't care."

"I'm not going to hate your child.  No matter where or how you get him.  It's not right."

"Then why do you want us to have children normally?"

"Joseph.  You know why I still captain a ship.  You know I like war.  I like fighting.  I like taking lives away."

"Yeah."

"Bringing life into the world is the only thing I've loved more than that.  It's a different kind of fight.  In a battle you're trying to hurt your enemy to make sure you stay alive.  When you have children...you hurt yourself to make sure your child stays alive.  It's the best fight you'll ever have."

"And you want Tali to go through that."

"Nothing makes a woman stronger than tearing up her body for someone else.  Trust me.  She would thank me."

[NuclearBuddha]

Orion1836 wrote...
Here's my idea to finally put the biological child thing to rest:

Shep and Tali ask Liara if it's possible for an Asari to unify with two people at once. If it is, they ask her to be a surrogate. Voila, Asari child with randomized DNA based on both Tali and Shepard.

Also, awesome Shepard/Tali/Liara three-way. Shep is totally getting a high-five afterwards from Garrus.

Except that the child is Liara's and a straight-up.

Not going to satisfy the hybrid crowd.

[NuclearBuddha]

RedTracer7 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Arg!!  Its like a visual rickrolling utilizing my own creation against me!

I repeat: Arg!!!

((But how are people supposed to know who wrote it?  You only have my name FOUR times...))

It was in the file name, too, but imageshack cut off part of it.  Sorry.

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Can't defend you this time, Red. It's too goddamn hilarious! :lol::lol:

I...Um...Your a....

You have a poor internet connection! 

[Azint]

RedTracer7 wrote...

((But how are people supposed to know who wrote it?  You only have my name FOUR times...))

There's one for that.

Modifié par Azint, 27 juillet 2010 - 04:57 .

[Zuranamee]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...
Technically, we don't have a corpse... We have a mobile platform, the loss of which would not bother us at all.

We would not mind that at all...

[ForbiddenQTip]

Azint wrote...

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Polar bears have dark black skin, yet their skin has almost no direct contact with sunlight.  Your argument, imaginary person, is illogical.

It's a sound arguement, but not a valid one.

I generally stopped trying to compare biologies of aliens to real-world organisms. They're aliens, fictional aliens. They are not restricted by science.

My argument is not valid, or the imaginary guy's argument is not valid?

[Purification-]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...
Technically, we don't have a corpse... We have a mobile platform, the loss of which would not bother us at all.

Rune, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PICS XD I lol so hard. :lol: You're a brilliant ****  Jk ._.