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[Purification-]

Primordial Breath wrote...

Purification- wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Details Jones! Tell us everything!

I'm lost
I don't even know what's an innuendo

Jones used a Garrus influenced pick-up line, and it worked.

It is indeed epic.

What line was it?

EDIT
2nd Top Today
This one goes for Jones.

Modifié par Purification-, 28 juillet 2010 - 01:23 .

[RiptideX1090]

So, Jones, does this make me your official wingman or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingcharles1337]

Purification- wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Purification- wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Evening everyone.

Welcome back.

Thanks. So what is tonights discussion?

Jone's adventures

Wait that actually worked?

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

So, Jones, does this make me your official wingman or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much, yeah.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is...

The best thing ever...

And on top of everything else, I just got you a girlfriend.

Just be careful Jones. Be watching for that pounce.

Oh God...

Do want...

But, yeah... Let it be said that the Talimancers are nothing if not romantic.

Oh my god... I can't believe that not only is she a ME fan... she gave you ner digits! HA!

This is easily the coolest story I've ever heard on this thread.

[Primordial Breath]

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Purification- wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Purification- wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Evening everyone.

Welcome back.

Thanks. So what is tonights discussion?

Jone's adventures

Wait that actually worked?

Epic isn´t it?

[nickFury]

Orion1836 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

I did.

Word for word.

She had a good laugh and then responded with the afforementioned line.

Marry the woman. Now.


That is a keeper.

actually

thats a keeper

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

So, Jones, does this make me your official wingman or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much, yeah.

*Brofist*

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

So, Jones, does this make me your official wingman or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much, yeah.

*Brofist*

*Brofist*

That douchebag was present, but that somehow made it all the sweeter.

[Kikaimegami]

nickFury wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

I did.

Word for word.

She had a good laugh and then responded with the afforementioned line.

Marry the woman. Now.


That is a keeper.

actually
-keepersnip-
thats a keeper

*eyepalm*

[Tairis Deamhan]

So this would be 'posting in an epic thread at an epic point' moment?

[Orgelmir]

Words cannot express how much I envy you Lividity....

[nitefyre410]

Purification- wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Details Jones! Tell us everything!

I'm lost
I don't even know what's an innuendo

 

An innuendo is, according to the Advanced Oxford Learner's Dictionary, "an indirect remark about somebody's body, usually suggesting something bad, mean or rude; the use of remarks like this: innuendoes about her private life or The song is full of sexual innuendo." The word is often used to express disapproval.[1]An innuendo is a baseless invention of thoughts or ideas. It can also be a remark or question, typically disparaging (also called insinuation), that works obliquely by allusion. In the latter sense, the intention is often to insult or accuse someone in such a way that one's words, taken literally, are innocent.The term sexual innuendo has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a "risque" double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering.

Of course when you are flirting and trying to seduce some one a good innuendo can go a long way. 

[kingcharles1337]

Primordial Breath wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Purification- wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Purification- wrote...

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Evening everyone.

Welcome back.

Thanks. So what is tonights discussion?

Jone's adventures

Wait that actually worked?

Epic isn´t it?

Very much so.

[Purification-]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

So, Jones, does this make me your official wingman or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much, yeah.

*Brofist*

*Brofist*

That douchebag was present, but that somehow made it all the sweeter.

Jones, i know you dont now me, but now i that i understood what happened...
I'm your fan, that was epic man :lol:
Purification- approves +100

[nickFury]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is...

The best thing ever...

And on top of everything else, I just got you a girlfriend.

Just be careful Jones. Be watching for that pounce.

Oh God...

Do want...

But, yeah... Let it be said that the Talimancers are nothing if not romantic.

I have formulated the most brilliant plan ever. I will concoct a series of Garrus influenced pickup lines and procedd to try them out on every girls I meet. After the undoubtedly brutal volume of rejections (we can't all have jones' luck) I will not only have completely lost any fear of rejection, but the law of averages says that eventually I will find a girl who will not only know what the hell im talking about, but will give a similar response to Jones' new lady friend. I can't possibly fail!

[Primordial Breath]

I think Jones has become something like a national hero.

[nitefyre410]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

So, Jones, does this make me your official wingman or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much, yeah.

*Brofist*

*Brofist*

That douchebag was present, but that somehow made it all the sweeter.

 


What so this worked while the Other guy was present... damn that makes even all the better. 

****  kinda  keep playing your cards right...  this reminds of how bad the singles  scene in  Baltimore is, if she does not have stick up so far up her ass its coming out her neck. Its she either has  a record or  three baby daddies that have rap  sheets as long as i am tall. 

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

So, Jones, does this make me your official wingman or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much, yeah.

*Brofist*

*Brofist*

That douchebag was present, but that somehow made it all the sweeter.

Ahhh... Good times.

So. You gonna call her?

[Kalashnikov]

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is...

The best thing ever...

And on top of everything else, I just got you a girlfriend.

Just be careful Jones. Be watching for that pounce.

Oh God...

Do want...

But, yeah... Let it be said that the Talimancers are nothing if not romantic.

I have formulated the most brilliant plan ever. I will concoct a series of Garrus influenced pickup lines and procedd to try them out on every girls I meet. After the undoubtedly brutal volume of rejections (we can't all have jones' luck) I will not only have completely lost any fear of rejection, but the law of averages says that eventually I will find a girl who will not only know what the hell im talking about, but will give a similar response to Jones' new lady friend. I can't possibly fail!

you sir are one brave man
i support you in your quest

[Phil725]

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is...

The best thing ever...

And on top of everything else, I just got you a girlfriend.

Just be careful Jones. Be watching for that pounce.

Oh God...

Do want...

But, yeah... Let it be said that the Talimancers are nothing if not romantic.

I have formulated the most brilliant plan ever. I will concoct a series of Garrus influenced pickup lines and procedd to try them out on every girls I meet. After the undoubtedly brutal volume of rejections (we can't all have jones' luck) I will not only have completely lost any fear of rejection, but the law of averages says that eventually I will find a girl who will not only know what the hell im talking about, but will give a similar response to Jones' new lady friend. I can't possibly fail!

This is a pretty solid plan actually

[nickFury]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

So, Jones, does this make me your official wingman or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much, yeah.

*Brofist*

*Brofist*

That douchebag was present, but that somehow made it all the sweeter.

You got a quad Shepard Jones.

[RiptideX1090]

Primordial Breath wrote...

I think Jones has become something like a national hero.

**** that. He just became my personal idol.

And it also proves that Garrus is the only person one needs for relationship help.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ahhh... Good times.

So. You gonna call her?

Probably.

She was engaging and fairly attractive.

I see no reason why not.

Apparently, she's a Garrus fangirl...

It's clearly fate.

[nitefyre410]

Phil725 wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is...

The best thing ever...

And on top of everything else, I just got you a girlfriend.

Just be careful Jones. Be watching for that pounce.

Oh God...

Do want...

But, yeah... Let it be said that the Talimancers are nothing if not romantic.

I have formulated the most brilliant plan ever. I will concoct a series of Garrus influenced pickup lines and procedd to try them out on every girls I meet. After the undoubtedly brutal volume of rejections (we can't all have jones' luck) I will not only have completely lost any fear of rejection, but the law of averages says that eventually I will find a girl who will not only know what the hell im talking about, but will give a similar response to Jones' new lady friend. I can't possibly fail!

This is a pretty solid plan actually

 


I know its kinda of scary  how much sense that makes