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[nickFury]

Kikaimegami wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

I did.

Word for word.

She had a good laugh and then responded with the afforementioned line.

Marry the woman. Now.


That is a keeper.

actually
-keepersnip-
thats a keeper

*eyepalm*

oh come on admit it you laughed a little...write

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ahhh... Good times.

So. You gonna call her?

Probably.

She was engaging and fairly attractive.

I see no reason why not.

Apparently, she's a Garrus fangirl...

It's clearly fate.

This just made my year.

[Titanium Man]

Did someone just pick up a chick with a Garrus line? That's...interesting :V

[xXRaFFiCaXx]

Just thought I'd quit lurking to say that Jones was the catalyst to one of the great Mass Effect Moments of all times.



Well done.

[RiptideX1090]

nitefyre410 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is...

The best thing ever...

And on top of everything else, I just got you a girlfriend.

Just be careful Jones. Be watching for that pounce.

Oh God...

Do want...

But, yeah... Let it be said that the Talimancers are nothing if not romantic.

I have formulated the most brilliant plan ever. I will concoct a series of Garrus influenced pickup lines and procedd to try them out on every girls I meet. After the undoubtedly brutal volume of rejections (we can't all have jones' luck) I will not only have completely lost any fear of rejection, but the law of averages says that eventually I will find a girl who will not only know what the hell im talking about, but will give a similar response to Jones' new lady friend. I can't possibly fail!

This is a pretty solid plan actually

 


I know its kinda of scary  how much sense that makes 

Jones got a phone number on the first try.

[nitefyre410]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ahhh... Good times.

So. You gonna call her?

Probably.

She was engaging and fairly attractive.

I see no reason why not.

Apparently, she's a Garrus fangirl...

It's clearly fate.

 

holy **** what are the odds... hell maybe i should stop being such a cynic about... what never mind i would try that and most like get stabbed.....  /sigh sometimes i hate  the city i live in .

[Kalashnikov]

anyone else feelin' slightly envious?

[Purification-]

[kingcharles1337]

Kalashnikov wrote...

anyone else feelin' slightly envious?

Very much so. Tali Thread home of mass effect pick-up line.

[nitefyre410]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*snip* 

Jones got a phone number on the first try.

 


I know. I know. Thats freaking amazing, sadly most women where i come would look at me like i have to two heads growing out my neck.  Man its sad here where i am at...  

[Tairis Deamhan]

Titanium Man wrote...

Did someone just pick up a chick with a Garrus line? That's...interesting :V

I think the word you're looking for is 'awesome'.

[RiptideX1090]

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

[Kalashnikov]

nitefyre410 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*snip* 

Jones got a phone number on the first try.

 


I know. I know. Thats freaking amazing, sadly most women where i come would look at me like i have to two heads growing out my neck.  Man its sad here where i am at...  

you sure its just your location?????

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

Truth.

I was shocked.

Nearly dropped my coffee.

[MassDestroyer]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is...

The best thing ever...

And on top of everything else, I just got you a girlfriend.

Just be careful Jones. Be watching for that pounce.

Oh God...

Do want...

But, yeah... Let it be said that the Talimancers are nothing if not romantic.

I have formulated the most brilliant plan ever. I will concoct a series of Garrus influenced pickup lines and procedd to try them out on every girls I meet. After the undoubtedly brutal volume of rejections (we can't all have jones' luck) I will not only have completely lost any fear of rejection, but the law of averages says that eventually I will find a girl who will not only know what the hell im talking about, but will give a similar response to Jones' new lady friend. I can't possibly fail!

This is a pretty solid plan actually

 


I know its kinda of scary  how much sense that makes 

Jones got a phone number on the first try.

lucky

[Kikaimegami]

nickFury wrote...

oh come on admit it you laughed a little...write

I did, but that doesn't mean it was any less of a bad pun

[Purification-]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 
That was with Ninja's Garrus' Skills!

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

Truth.

I was shocked.

Nearly dropped my coffee.

How did you even keep a straight face?

[Titanium Man]

Jones, you are a man who stands among nerds. In any context, this is pretty much win.

[Primordial Breath]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

Truth.

I was shocked.

Nearly dropped my coffee.

How did you even keep a straight face?

I´m wondering the same thing. I´d probably burst out laughing.

[kingcharles1337]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

Truth.

I was shocked.

Nearly dropped my coffee.

Better than me i would of dropped my coffee from laughing.

[Kalashnikov]

GUYS IT WORKED! NEW PROFILE PIC

<----- CHECK IT OUT

thanks for the excellent pic rip

much appreciated

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

Truth.

I was shocked.

Nearly dropped my coffee.

How did you even keep a straight face?

The sunglasses helped.

I couldn't keep myself from laughing, though.

I hadn't seen that coming at all.

[MassDestroyer]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

Truth.

I was shocked.

Nearly dropped my coffee.

*Jawdrop*
holy frikwaffles
*Gets coffee*
Ok im playin me2 now

[nickFury]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is...

The best thing ever...

And on top of everything else, I just got you a girlfriend.

Just be careful Jones. Be watching for that pounce.

Oh God...

Do want...

But, yeah... Let it be said that the Talimancers are nothing if not romantic.

I have formulated the most brilliant plan ever. I will concoct a series of Garrus influenced pickup lines and procedd to try them out on every girls I meet. After the undoubtedly brutal volume of rejections (we can't all have jones' luck) I will not only have completely lost any fear of rejection, but the law of averages says that eventually I will find a girl who will not only know what the hell im talking about, but will give a similar response to Jones' new lady friend. I can't possibly fail!

This is a pretty solid plan actually

 


I know its kinda of scary  how much sense that makes 

Jones got a phone number on the first try.

Yes but sadly we can not all be as awesome as Jones. On the battle field of love some of us are precision sharp shooters *brofist Jones* and some (like me Ill be honest) spray and pray.
Just like in the Imperial Guard