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[Purification-]

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

Truth.

I was shocked.

Nearly dropped my coffee.

Better than me i would of dropped my coffee from laughing.

:lol:

EditinG!

That one goes to Jones again! That was LEGENDARY man! Congrats!

Modifié par Purification-, 28 juillet 2010 - 01:46 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...



"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the heatsink."

For those who don't know, this is the line Jones used. It got him a conversation and a phone number with a chick.

Truth.

I was shocked.

Nearly dropped my coffee.

How did you even keep a straight face?

The sunglasses helped.

I couldn't keep myself from laughing, though.

I hadn't seen that coming at all.

What did she say after her response?

[Ormagodenator]

Kalashnikov wrote...

GUYS IT WORKED! NEW PROFILE PIC

thanks for the excellent pic rip
much appreciated

good to see you finally got it uploaded

[RiptideX1090]

Kalashnikov wrote...

GUYS IT WORKED! NEW PROFILE PIC

thanks for the excellent pic rip
much appreciated

Not a problem.

[Ormagodenator]

wait what did Jones do?

[Kalashnikov]

so now that the hooplah over jones's groundbreaking endeavour has died down, heres a question to get us back on topic.could quarian society be considered an oligarchy?

Modifié par Kalashnikov, 28 juillet 2010 - 01:47 .

[RiptideX1090]

Ormagodenator wrote...

wait what did Jones do?

Got a girl's phone number using Garrus as a pickup line. She responded with a Femshep line from his romance, and turns out she's a ME fan. I dared him to do it as a joke, and he ended up getting a date.

[Purification-]

Ormagodenator wrote...

wait what did Jones do?

Used that Garrus innuendo

"Hey babe. Listen, I just wanted to
let you know that I've been calibrating my cannon all day, and I just
installed the upgrades. Everything's firing just fine, so how about we
head back to my place and fire off a few rounds before popping the
heatsink."

../../../images/forum/emoticons/cool.png

And got a Chick's fone number and talked about ME with her 1 or 2 hours.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

What did she say after her response?

She said she was surprised I didn't go with the obvious "reach and flexibility" angle.

I laughed, saying that I was hardly in a position to judge her flexibility, but would do so gladly.

I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

[RiptideX1090]

Kalashnikov wrote...

so now that the hooplah over jones's groundbreaking endeavour has died down, heres a question to get us back on topic.could quarian society be considered an oligarchy?

No. Oligarchy is dictated by those with money, the quarians have no money. If anything, I'd have to say they are a Communal Republic.

[MassDestroyer]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

What did she say after her response?

She said she was surprised I didn't go with the obvious "reach and flexibility" angle.

I laughed, saying that I was hardly in a position to judge her flexibility, but would do so gladly.

I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

Good god

[nitefyre410]

Kalashnikov wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*snip* 

Jones got a phone number on the first try.

 


I know. I know. Thats freaking amazing, sadly most women where i come would look at me like i have to two heads growing out my neck.  Man its sad here where i am at...  

you sure its just your location?????

  

Yeah pretty  sure it is, most women my age   have like 3  or more kids and 3 baby daddies and are just not keepers.  

     

[Kalashnikov]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...

so now that the hooplah over jones's groundbreaking endeavour has died down, heres a question to get us back on topic.could quarian society be considered an oligarchy?

No. Oligarchy is dictated by those with money, the quarians have no money. If anything, I'd have to say they are a Communal Republic.

not specifically the rich, i mean in a general sense, controlled by a small group of people. it seems like an oligarchy to me, the trial reminded me alot of greece(sparta)

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

What did she say after her response?

She said she was surprised I didn't go with the obvious "reach and flexibility" angle.

I laughed, saying that I was hardly in a position to judge her flexibility, but would do so gladly.

I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

Oh my God...

I really don't even have words for how awesome this is...

I can't believe you went through with it, much less she gave you her number. Garrus fangirls, they are among us!

[Orion1836]

LV - you have *got* to send that story to Bioware *and* Brandon Keener's Facebook page. That's just too epic not to share.

[Ormagodenator]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

wait what did Jones do?

Got a girl's phone number using Garrus as a pickup line. She responded with a Femshep line from his romance, and turns out she's a ME fan. I dared him to do it as a joke, and he ended up getting a date.

nice
*brofist*

[nitefyre410]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

What did she say after her response?

She said she was surprised I didn't go with the obvious "reach and flexibility" angle.

I laughed, saying that I was hardly in a position to judge her flexibility, but would do so gladly.

I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

  


I still can believe that worked 

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

What did she say after her response?

She said she was surprised I didn't go with the obvious "reach and flexibility" angle.

I laughed, saying that I was hardly in a position to judge her flexibility, but would do so gladly.

I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

Oh my God...

I really don't even have words for how awesome this is...

I can't believe you went through with it, much less she gave you her number. Garrus fangirls, they are among us!

I seriously expected a quite glare and maybe a sharp reprimand.

Clearly, Lady Luck was on my side.

[FsDxRAGE]

*enters*

[RiptideX1090]

Kalashnikov wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...

so now that the hooplah over jones's groundbreaking endeavour has died down, heres a question to get us back on topic.could quarian society be considered an oligarchy?

No. Oligarchy is dictated by those with money, the quarians have no money. If anything, I'd have to say they are a Communal Republic.

not specifically the rich, i mean in a general sense, controlled by a small group of people. it seems like an oligarchy to me, the trial reminded me alot of greece(sparta)

No. It's definately a republic, but has a great deal of centralization and military presence. I'm not sure what the technical classification would be.

[Primordial Breath]

Kalashnikov wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...

so now that the hooplah over jones's groundbreaking endeavour has died down, heres a question to get us back on topic.could quarian society be considered an oligarchy?

No. Oligarchy is dictated by those with money, the quarians have no money. If anything, I'd have to say they are a Communal Republic.

not specifically the rich, i mean in a general sense, controlled by a small group of people. it seems like an oligarchy to me, the trial reminded me alot of greece(sparta)

Sparta was an aristocratic society.

[kingcharles1337]

Kalashnikov wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...

so now that the hooplah over jones's groundbreaking endeavour has died down, heres a question to get us back on topic.could quarian society be considered an oligarchy?

No. Oligarchy is dictated by those with money, the quarians have no money. If anything, I'd have to say they are a Communal Republic.

not specifically the rich, i mean in a general sense, controlled by a small group of people. it seems like an oligarchy to me, the trial reminded me alot of greece(sparta)

I can see why you would think that but not i don't think it would be.  I'd have to agree with Rip on this one.

[FsDxRAGE]

I see Jones is a slick one.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

What did she say after her response?

She said she was surprised I didn't go with the obvious "reach and flexibility" angle.

I laughed, saying that I was hardly in a position to judge her flexibility, but would do so gladly.

I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

Oh my God...

I really don't even have words for how awesome this is...

I can't believe you went through with it, much less she gave you her number. Garrus fangirls, they are among us!

I seriously expected a quite glare and maybe a sharp reprimand.

Clearly, Lady Luck was on my side.

The fact that this was my idea only makes it that much more awesome to me.

You and me Jones? Total bros.