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[NuclearBuddha]

Mukora wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Now, now.  Miranda has her place, too.  It's in her office.

Pfft. I gave her office to Garrus. She sleeps in a sleeper pod.

But now the calibrations will never get done!

[NuclearBuddha]

Someone With Mass wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Now, now.  Miranda has her place, too.  It's in her office.

One of the few things Liara and Miranda have in common.

ICE BURN

[Titanium Man]

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Kikaimegami wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Is Legion hiding behind Miranda's ass?

The entire squad could hide behind Miranda's ass...

Joker: The Collectors are about to fire again, Shepard!

Shepard: With this upgrade, we're ready for them this time.

(The Collectors sweep their beam at the Normandy, but since Miranda is clamped to the hull, the beam riccochets off her ass and cuts back into the Collector ship, destroying it.)

Shepard: One time we used it as a battering ram.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

That and you know they took every single opportunity they could to show it off...

*snip*

...I don't even need to post the "investigate" picture

Poor merc. Even if she's dead, no one should have to be that close to Miranda's ass.

[Purification-]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Purification- wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Now, now.  Miranda has her place, too.  It's in her office.

:lol:

I'm serious.  There's a lot of work to do in there, apparently.

LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol:
LMFAO!

[kingcharles1337]

Mukora wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Now, now.  Miranda has her place, too.  It's in her office.

Pfft. I gave her office to Garrus. She sleeps in a sleeper pod.

Really so now what is Garrus Calibrating?

[NuclearBuddha]

Kikaimegami wrote...

That and you know they took every single opportunity they could to show it off...

...I don't even need to post the "investigate" picture

There's Legion being a creeper again.  Just... staring...

[Lividity Jones]

Someone With Mass wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Now, now.  Miranda has her place, too.  It's in her office.

One of the few things Liara and Miranda have in common.

SWM Wins!

Flawless Victory!

[Kikaimegami]

Garrus is calibrating Shepard!

[NuclearBuddha]

I'm sorry JL. I didn't exactly intend for this to happen.

[Kalashnikov]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...

Is there any real need for all the Miranda bashing, folks? <_<

yes
this is the tali thread <_<

Now, now.  Miranda has her place, too.  It's in her office.

Speaking of Miranda and her place... Repostan!


*Shepard's hands move deftly through the holographic controls of the galaxy map, busying himself with scanning the system for minerals. Miranda approaches him, the Cerberus operative clearing her throat to catch his attention.*

Miranda: Shepard, I am concerned about your... relationship with the Chief Engineer.

*Shepard does not bother to turn around.*

Shepard: Is that so?

Miranda: It is unprofessional. It compromises our mission.

Shepard: I didn't hear your complaints when you showed interest in me.

*Miranda's eyes narrow.*

Miranda: That was... different.

Shepard: Because you are human.

*Miranda knew that wasn't a question.*

Miranda: Shepard... That wasn't what I-

Shepard: I'm sure it wasn't. In spite of your beliefs, Operative Lawson, I respect you. Your perfect engineering has no doubt been a useful tool for Cerberus. But I prefer the perfect engineer.

b****slap; nice 

[Kikaimegami]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

That and you know they took every single opportunity they could to show it off...

...I don't even need to post the "investigate" picture

There's Legion being a creeper again.  Just... staring...

He's trying to calculate the physics of dat ass.

[NuclearBuddha]

Kikaimegami wrote...
He's trying to calculate the physics of dat ass.

A chore for a mind the size of a galactic arm?

[Kikaimegami]

Hey, just so you know, I will make fun of every single character.. I even make fun of Legion sometimes. Nobody is safe

[Lividity Jones]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Tali is calibrating Shepard!

Fixed.

[Someone With Mass]

Would you pounce me?
I'd pounce me.
I'd pounce me hard.

[TTTX]

kingcharles1337 wrote...

Mukora wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Now, now.  Miranda has her place, too.  It's in her office.

Pfft. I gave her office to Garrus. She sleeps in a sleeper pod.

Really so now what is Garrus Calibrating?

he's not really calibrating he talks a lot with Kelly, she want's to test his famous reach.

[Kikaimegami]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
He's trying to calculate the physics of dat ass.

A chore for a mind the size of a galactic arm?

Well, you have looked at her ass, haven't you?

[Kikaimegami]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Tali is calibrating Shepard!

Fixed.

My CanonShep is a FemShep

Though, granted, my CanonShep hasn't romanced anyone.

EDIT: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Modifié par Kikaimegami, 28 juillet 2010 - 07:09 .

[TTTX]

Kikaimegami wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

That and you know they took every single opportunity they could to show it off...

...I don't even need to post the "investigate" picture

There's Legion being a creeper again.  Just... staring...

He's trying to calculate the physics of dat ass.

probaly trying to find out why his energi out put increases ever time he looks at it.

Modifié par TTTX, 28 juillet 2010 - 07:10 .

[Someone With Mass]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
He's trying to calculate the physics of dat ass.

A chore for a mind the size of a galactic arm?

I'd say it's beyond his comprehension.

[LonsomeAlex417]

Hey thread, what did I miss?

You know, other than us breaking 10,000...

[JeanLuc761]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'm sorry JL. I didn't exactly intend for this to happen.

It's alright.  I might be being overly-sensitive about it but I do notice this thread has a remarkable tendency to insult her every chance it gets.