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[FatherNestor]

Zilod wrote...

[sergio71785]

I don't approve of Chool's sad story.

Allow me provide a happier, more diabetes-inducing version:

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ME3's ending:
*Shepard and Tali are onboard some frigate alone for some reason*

Tali: Shepard, Harbinger is preparing his dark energy beam! He's going to use it  destablize Sol, we have to destroy it!

Shepard: This is bad...our weapons are still offline.

Tali: What are we going to do?

*Shepard thinks for a while, then looks at Tali, and smiles lovingly at her*

Shepard: I have a plan. Do you have antibiotics with you?

Tali: Of course, Quarians always keep some on them. But I don't see how that's going to--

*Shepard interupts Tali by putting his hands on her helmet and removing her mask. He gives her a long, intimate kiss*

Shepard: Use them.

*Shepard then grabs Tali, and pushes her into a nearby escape pod, sealing the door between them*

Shepard: Goodbye, Tali... I love you.

*Tali pounds on the glass*

Tali: Shepard no! We can find another way! I can't lose you! Not you too!!

*Shepard hits the eject button, and the escape pod flies away. He then precedes to fly the ship straight into the Reaper's dark energy weapon, destroying it with a huge explosion*

...

A while later everyone is abord the Normandy, Tali included, all sad and crying over Shepard's death. Until suddenly, EDI picks up a transmission from a nearby escape pod, and sensors show lifesigns aboard it. The escape pod is from the exact same frigate Shepard was on. 

Modifié par sergio71785, 14 avril 2010 - 06:58 .

[smecky-kitteh]

im saving that picture!

[Kami102]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

FatherNestor wrote...

Zilod wrote...

You used the wrong picture from my photo album.

  BUSTED!

[Zilod]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Zilod wrote...

Mission, get out of Tali's wardrobe!  (That is Mission, isn't it?)

yep yep is mission

i always tought that Tali and Mission where pretty similar as character... Tali is just more mature and have more ehm... hips

[Alphyn]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Step1:  The Reapers come.
Step2:  Use combined fleet to hold Reapers off for a little bit.
Step3:  Shepard gets grounded by the Council (because they're jerks like that).
Step4:  Shepard takes the Normandy and makes a suicide run. The crew comes with him.
Step5: Shepard crashes the Normandy on the Reaper-leader (or something).
Step6:  Fight off indoctrinated geth and others.
Step 7: Shepard plants a BIG-F*CKING-BOMB in the core of the ship.
Step 8: Shepard tries to sacrifice himself (kinda like Ash/Kai did on Virmire).
Step 9: A hugely-popular-but-not-too-much-character stops Shepard and dies instead.
Step 10: Crew escapes to the Normandy.
Step 11: OH SH*T. Looks like the fleet is dying!
Step 12: OH SH*T. Joker is going to hold off the Reapers!
Step 13: Try and stop him.
Step 14: Fail.
Step 15: Joker flies the Normandy into the fleet, holding them off for a good while.
Step 16: Think everything is going well.
Step 17: OH SH*T. Joker dies!!!11 and teh Normandy iz destroyed!!!!1
Step 18: Think of a way to avenge him.
Step 19: ???
Step 20: YOU'VE SAVED THE GALAXY! Now, go and build a house on Rannoch for Tali and you to live in!

Fix'd.

[chool77]

sergio71785 wrote...

I don't approve of Chool's sad story.

Allow me provide a happier, more diabetes-inducing version:

----

ME3's ending:
*Shepard and Tali are onboard some frigate alone for some reason*

Tali: Shepard, Harbinger is preparing his dark energy beam! He's going to use it  destablize Sol, we have to destroy it!

Shepard: This is bad...our weapons are still offline.

Tali: What are we going to do?

*Shepard thinks for a while, then looks at Tali, and smiles lovingly at her*

Shepard: I have a plan. Do you have antibiotics with you?

Tali: Of course, Quarians always keep some on them. But I don't see how that's going to--

*Shepard interupts Tali by putting his hands on her helmet and removing her mask. He gives her a long, intimate kiss*

Shepard: Use them.

*Shepard then grabs Tali, and pushes her into a nearby escape pod, sealing the door between them*

Shepard: Goodbye, Tali... I love you.

*Tali pounds on the glass*

Tali: Shepard no! We can find another way! I can't lose you! Not you too!!

*Shepard hits the eject button, and the escape pod flies away. He then precedes to fly the ship straight into the Reaper's dark energy weapon, destroying it with a huge explosion*

...

A while later everyone is abord the Normandy, Tali included, all sad and crying over Shepard's death. Until suddenly, EDI picks up a transmission from a nearby escape pod, and sensors show lifesigns aboard it. The escape pod is from the exact same frigate Shepard was on.  when they send a ship to see if he is on it all they find is a note in shepards hand writing saying
"sorry i could not bulid you a home tali... i hope you can forgive me"
 

fixed:wizard:

[MrBoomba]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

*Epicsnip*

LOL!!!! Where did you get that pic?!

[FatherNestor]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

FatherNestor wrote...

Zilod wrote...

You used the wrong picture from my photo album.

No, I didn't.

[smecky-kitteh]

yeah ive always thought of tali as a mission vao type of charecter. she was good at slicing doors

[Kami102]

Zilod wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Zilod wrote...

Mission, get out of Tali's wardrobe!  (That is Mission, isn't it?)

yep yep is mission

i always tought that Tali and Mission where pretty similar as character... Tali is just more mature and have more ehm... hips

The more I look at that face (Mission) the more it reminds me of Liara.   Skin Color maybe?  Or maybe the fact that Asari are basically Twi'leks?

[sergio71785]

chool77 wrote...

fixed:wizard:

I already included that there were lifesigns aboard the ship. 

[RedTracer7]

sergio71785 wrote...

I don't approve of Chool's sad story.

Allow me provide a happier, more diabetes-inducing version:

----

ME3's ending:
*Shepard and Tali are onboard some frigate alone for some reason*

Tali: Shepard, Harbinger is preparing his dark energy beam! He's going to use it  destablize Sol, we have to destroy it!

Shepard: This is bad...our weapons are still offline.

Tali: What are we going to do?

*Shepard thinks for a while, then looks at Tali, and smiles lovingly at her*

Shepard: I have a plan. Do you have antibiotics with you?

Tali: Of course, Quarians always keep some on them. But I don't see how that's going to--

*Shepard interupts Tali by putting his hands on her helmet and removing her mask. He gives her a long, intimate kiss*

Shepard: Use them.

*Shepard then grabs Tali, and pushes her into a nearby escape pod, sealing the door between them*

Shepard: Goodbye, Tali... I love you.

*Tali pounds on the glass*

Tali: Shepard no! We can find another way! I can't lose you! Not you too!!

*Shepard hits the eject button, and the escape pod flies away. He then precedes to fly the ship straight into the Reaper's dark energy weapon, destroying it with a huge explosion*

...

A while later everyone is abord the Normandy, Tali included, all sad and crying over Shepard's death. Until suddenly, EDI picks up a transmission from a nearby escape pod, and sensors show lifesigns aboard it. The escape pod is from the exact same frigate Shepard was on. 

Sounds like Independence Day.  Is jacob gonna hack the Reaper mothership, while the President of Earth attacks stuff in a jet fighter?

[Shazzammer2]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I don't approve of Chool's sad story.

Allow me provide a happier, more diabetes-inducing version:

----

ME3's ending:
*Shepard and Tali are onboard some frigate alone for some reason*

Tali: Shepard, Harbinger is preparing his dark energy beam! He's going to use it  destablize Sol, we have to destroy that beam emitter!

Shepard: This is bad...our weapons are still offline.

Tali: What are we going to do?

*Shepard thinks for a while, then looks at Tali, and smiles lovingly at her*

Shepard: I have a plan. Do you have antibiotics with you?

Tali: Of course, Quarians always keep some on them. But I don't see how that's going to--

*Shepard interupts Tali by putting his hands on her helmet and removing her mask. He gives her a long, intimate kiss*

Shepard: Use them.

*Shepard then grabs Tali, and pushes her into a nearby escape pod, sealing the door between them*

Shepard: Goodbye, Tali... I love you.

*Tali pounds on the glass*

Tali: Shepard no! We can find another way! I can't lose you! Not you too!!

*Shepard hits the eject button, and the escape pod flies away. He then precedes to fly the ship straight into the Reaper's dark energy weapon, destroying it with a huge explosion*

...

A while later everyone is abord the Normandy, Tali included, all sad and crying over Shepard's death. Until suddenly, EDI picks up a transmission from a nearby escape pod, and sensors show lifesigns aboard it. The escape pod is from the exact same frigate Shepard was on. 

har har .... I have diabetes sergio <_<

[NuclearBuddha]

Zilod wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Mission, get out of Tali's wardrobe!  (That is Mission, isn't it?)

yep yep is mission

i always tought that Tali and Mission where pretty similar as character... Tali is just more mature and have more ehm... hips

I would have liked to do terrible, shameful things to Mission.  But she was underage.

[Alphyn]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

har har .... I have diabetes sergio <_<

Oh... wow.

Dude, you're in some deep sh*t, sergio.

[sergio71785]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Sounds like Independence Day.  Is jacob gonna hack the Reaper mothership, while the President of Earth attacks stuff in a jet fighter?

Yeah, it's all kinds of cheesy cliche goodness! 

The fact that I watched Independence Day and Armageddon like a million times in my adolesence shows.