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[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

I was thinking of how absurd a shepard-tali baby would be... what would it even eat when it would be born?

It won't exist.

Their love is bittersweet.

Yeah. Kind of sad, considering Tali is the only- female- romance option with no chance of children.

There's always adoption. Which, now that I think about it, is something Tali would do.

And there are likely to be plenty of orphans before this is over.

Sadly true.

Now I need to write something about this.

[NuclearBuddha]

Chim3ra wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Chim3ra wrote...

Alright people, I am back after being banned for a day I think.

lol what did you do??

Umm...I think it was because I posted in the "why is there no same sex in ME?" forum that because they didnt want any F____ts in the game.

LOL.  That'll do it...

[epoch_]

Wrex was awesome.

[MrBoomba]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

MrBoomba wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

I was thinking of how absurd a shepard-tali baby would be... what would it even eat when it would be born?

It won't exist.

Their love is bittersweet.

Yeah. Kind of sad, considering Tali is the only- female- romance option with no chance of children.

I request Bioware makes up for this and works their writer magic making Tali able to bear Shepards Child. Oh I know!!!! TIM saw their connection all along and had a special implant in shepard that allows for the convertion... Problem fixt

Waving a magic wand to fix this cheapens the the whole thing in the first place.

Eh, it would be possible, TIM has pulled some stuff out of his ass he some how knows that seems out of place, would this really be a magic wand when you think about it...

[Kusy]

Simon9one wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

I was thinking of how absurd a shepard-tali baby would be... what would it even eat when it would be born?

It won't exist.

Their love is bittersweet.

I wouldn't want to put Tali in that danger even if it was possible.

High risk... but the prizzze!

[Goat_Shepard]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Dick move, tali.

How is turnabout not fair play?

Not to mention the krogan did that to themselves. The quarians are only at least half at fault for the geth. Wrex was trying to get in Tali's head, and she countered, just like the "who would win in a fight Tali or Shepard" Wrex question..she dodged that one pretty good

[RiptideX1090]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

MrBoomba wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

I was thinking of how absurd a shepard-tali baby would be... what would it even eat when it would be born?

It won't exist.

Their love is bittersweet.

Yeah. Kind of sad, considering Tali is the only- female- romance option with no chance of children.

I request Bioware makes up for this and works their writer magic making Tali able to bear Shepards Child. Oh I know!!!! TIM saw their connection all along and had a special implant in shepard that allows for the convertion... Problem fixt

Waving a magic wand to fix this cheapens the the whole thing in the first place.

Agreed.

This is why so many people think we're all crazy...

[Chim3ra]

Mukora wrote...

Chim3ra wrote...

Umm...I think it was because I posted in the "why is there no same sex in ME?" forum that because they didnt want any F____ts in the game.

And I thought you were an okay guy. Shows what I know. <_<

Nuuuu, I was just kidding. People take stuff so seriously

[NuclearBuddha]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
And there are likely to be plenty of orphans before this is over.

Sadly true.

Now I need to write something about this.

"Daddy, why does mom always wear a mask and you don't?"

"Daddy, can I come out of the bubble?  I've been really good."

"Daddy, can I have a hug?"

F- this, I'm tearing up.

[VandalX187]

SU37 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

SU37 wrote...

Rakia_Time wrote...
 *MirandaSnip*

Tali's hips are better.

Indeed. Also, white makes anyone's ass seem more shapely.

Fashion!

Tali's is more subtle, it dares you to stare and admire.

I did that in the elevators on ME1.

hehe hehe me too

[AventuroLegendary]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

SU37 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

I was thinking of how absurd a shepard-tali baby would be... what would it even eat when it would be born?

It can't happen.

HYPOTHETICALLY

*Head desk*

Please don't make me turn this into a biology discussion...

Chirality makes it impossible.

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
And there are likely to be plenty of orphans before this is over.

Sadly true.

Now I need to write something about this.

"Daddy, why does mom always wear a mask and you don't?"

"Daddy, can I come out of the bubble?  I've been really good."

"Daddy, can I have a hug?"

F- this, I'm tearing up.

Goddamnit...

There was one tear...

[NuclearBuddha]

MrBoomba wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Waving a magic wand to fix this cheapens the the whole thing in the first place.

Eh, it would be possible, TIM has pulled some stuff out of his ass he some how knows that seems out of place, would this really be a magic wand when you think about it...

No.

[Goat_Shepard]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
And there are likely to be plenty of orphans before this is over.

Sadly true.

Now I need to write something about this.

"Daddy, why does mom always wear a mask and you don't?"

"Daddy, can I come out of the bubble?  I've been really good."

"Daddy, can I have a hug?"

F- this, I'm tearing up.

Your too right, Buddha

*walks away Eeyore-like*

[epoch_]

wrex asks tali who would win in a fight.

lmao

[AventuroLegendary]

I would hate kids in Mass effect anyway. Human or not. There's a reason why bioware didn't put them in ME. They were annoying in KOTOR.

[Lividity Jones]

SU37 wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Rakia_Time wrote...
Be an optimist Buddha, there will be no orphans, the whole galaxy will be one big happy place 

Ok, i'm a bad liar 

Tali and Shepard are both orphans. Unless you're a Spacer. Which, oddly enough, most of my Shepards are...

How is Tali an orphan?

Dead mom and dad are usually the criteria.

[NuclearBuddha]

Mukora wrote...

Rakia_Time wrote...
Be an optimist Buddha, there will be no orphans, the whole galaxy will be one big happy place 

Ok, i'm a bad liar 

Tali and Shepard are both orphans. Unless you're a Spacer. Which, oddly enough, most of my Shepards are...

Earthborn FTW.  He can't understand family, but he can understand deprivation.

[Kusy]

Mukora wrote...

Mr.Kusy wrote...

High risk... but the prizzze!

...is vomit on your shirt...

I just couldn't stop myself from that post... come on, imagining Jakob's ape facebumping out of nowhere with that is plain hilarious.