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NuclearBuddha wrote...
Earthborn FTW. He can't understand family, but he can understand deprivation.Mukora wrote...
Tali and Shepard are both orphans. Unless you're a Spacer. Which, oddly enough, most of my Shepards are...Rakia_Time wrote...
Be an optimist Buddha, there will be no orphans, the whole galaxy will be one big happy place
Ok, i'm a bad liar
LegendaryAvenger wrote...
Chirality makes it impossible.RiptideX1090 wrote...
LegendaryAvenger wrote...
HYPOTHETICALLYSU37 wrote...
It can't happen.LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I was thinking of how absurd a shepard-tali baby would be... what would it even eat when it would be born?
*Head desk*
Please don't make me turn this into a biology discussion...
Guest_SU37_*
Oh yeah...Lividity Jones wrote...
Dead mom and dad are usually the criteria.
Why do I do this to myself? I'm going home and giving my kid a hug.Goat_Shepard wrote...
Your too right, BuddhaNuclearBuddha wrote...
"Daddy, why does mom always wear a mask and you don't?"Lividity Jones wrote...
Sadly true.NuclearBuddha wrote...
And there are likely to be plenty of orphans before this is over.
Now I need to write something about this.
"Daddy, can I come out of the bubble? I've been really good."
"Daddy, can I have a hug?"
F- this, I'm tearing up.
*walks away Eeyore-like*
Mr.Kusy wrote...
I just couldn't stop myself from that post... come on, imagining Jakob's ape facebumping out of nowhere with that is plain hilarious.Mukora wrote...
...is vomit on your shirt...Mr.Kusy wrote...
High risk... but the prizzze!
Auntie Raan.Mukora wrote...
Dad dead. Mom dead. Grandparents likely dead. No aunts or uncles due to the "no more than one child" rule.
Guest_Mukora_*
"Your one of them Sith aren't you? My momma told me not to talk to you."LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I would hate kids in Mass effect anyway. Human or not. There's a reason why bioware didn't put them in ME. They were annoying in KOTOR.
Guest_Mukora_*
Not an actual aunt. Figurative aunt. Notice that her clan name isn't the same as Tali's.NuclearBuddha wrote...
Auntie Raan.Mukora wrote...
Dad dead. Mom dead. Grandparents likely dead. No aunts or uncles due to the "no more than one child" rule.
Mukora wrote...
"Your one of them Sith aren't you? My momma told me not to talk to you."LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I would hate kids in Mass effect anyway. Human or not. There's a reason why bioware didn't put them in ME. They were annoying in KOTOR.
Their grammar was terrible. Luckily tou didn't have to deal with any more kids once you left Taris.
Guest_SU37_*
The kids in Fallout 3 are worse... but that's not for here.Mukora wrote...
"Your one of them Sith aren't you? My momma told me not to talk to you."LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I would hate kids in Mass effect anyway. Human or not. There's a reason why bioware didn't put them in ME. They were annoying in KOTOR.
Their grammar was terrible. Luckily tou didn't have to deal with any more kids once you left Taris.
Guest_Rakia_Time_*
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Auntie Raan.Mukora wrote...
Dad dead. Mom dead. Grandparents likely dead. No aunts or uncles due to the "no more than one child" rule.
The Migrant Fleet can be seen flying through the atmosphere of Korlus. A few of the vessels are shown releasing something, presumably waste and/or discharge onto the planet.SU37 wrote...
So, that was a quarian ship on Korlus. Any ideas as to what it might have been doing there?
She's close enough to family, I figure. I'm not disputing that Tali's an orphan.Mukora wrote...
Not an actual aunt. Figurative aunt. Notice that her clan name isn't the same as Tali's.NuclearBuddha wrote...
Auntie Raan.Mukora wrote...
Dad dead. Mom dead. Grandparents likely dead. No aunts or uncles due to the "no more than one child" rule.
By manipulating science, anything is possible. But I don't want a kid in Mass effect regardless. Brats...RiptideX1090 wrote...
LegendaryAvenger wrote...
Chirality makes it impossible.RiptideX1090 wrote...
LegendaryAvenger wrote...
HYPOTHETICALLYSU37 wrote...
It can't happen.LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I was thinking of how absurd a shepard-tali baby would be... what would it even eat when it would be born?
*Head desk*
Please don't make me turn this into a biology discussion...
I Know. I just don't understand how some people can even consider it viable...
Guest_Rakia_Time_*
SU37 wrote...
The kids in Fallout 3 are worse... but that's not for here.
Just sayin'...
Guest_Mukora_*
...KoTOR wasn't a shooter.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Kids in shooters just doesn't work, period
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Why do I do this to myself? I'm going home and giving my kid a hug.Goat_Shepard wrote...
Your too right, BuddhaNuclearBuddha wrote...
"Daddy, why does mom always wear a mask and you don't?"Lividity Jones wrote...
Sadly true.NuclearBuddha wrote...
And there are likely to be plenty of orphans before this is over.
Now I need to write something about this.
"Daddy, can I come out of the bubble? I've been really good."
"Daddy, can I have a hug?"
F- this, I'm tearing up.
*walks away Eeyore-like*
*runs to bed and throws himself into a pillow and cries*
Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 14 avril 2010 - 09:24 .
Rakia_Time wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Auntie Raan.Mukora wrote...
Dad dead. Mom dead. Grandparents likely dead. No aunts or uncles due to the "no more than one child" rule.
She's not her real aunt, Tali just calls her that way
Guest_SU37_*
That's what I meant.Nivenus wrote...
Tali's not really an orphan in the sense that most people mean. I mean, eventually, all of us lose our parents. It's if we lose them as children that we're orphans. So no, Tali, while having a strained relationship with her father, isn't really an orphan. And if I remember correctly, her mother also lived to see her reach adulthood.
It is interesting though that every Shepard except spacer!Shepard is an orphan though. Fittingly, the Shepard I romanced Tali with is a spacer (my other two Sheps fit the other backgrounds).
I'll also second others in citing that adoption would be an adequate substitute for biological children. In fact, I'd have to roll my eyes at the latter as it would diverge rather unnecessarily into one of the most silly tropes in science fiction in general - human/alien crossbreeding. It makes my brain hurt.
I'm sure that ****hole was blown up by the sith. Those racist bastards on Taris can go to hell.Mukora wrote...
"Your one of them Sith aren't you? My momma told me not to talk to you."LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I would hate kids in Mass effect anyway. Human or not. There's a reason why bioware didn't put them in ME. They were annoying in KOTOR.
Their grammar was terrible. Luckily tou didn't have to deal with any more kids once you left Taris.
I figured they were there picking through the trash for anything useful.Zanramon wrote...
The Migrant Fleet can be seen flying through the atmosphere of Korlus. A few of the vessels are shown releasing something, presumably waste and/or discharge onto the planet.SU37 wrote...
So, that was a quarian ship on Korlus. Any ideas as to what it might have been doing there?
Guest_Mukora_*
Not magic.LegendaryAvenger wrote...
By manipulating science, anything is possible. But I don't want a kid in Mass effect regardless. Brats...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Rakia_Time wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Auntie Raan.Mukora wrote...
Dad dead. Mom dead. Grandparents likely dead. No aunts or uncles due to the "no more than one child" rule.
She's not her real aunt, Tali just calls her that way
O RLY? C'mon, guys, I didn't just get the game yesterday...
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