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[chool77]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

chool77 wrote...
do i get points!!!!

Rune approves attempt +5
Rune disapproves at story flow -5

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i will try again

Modifié par chool77, 15 avril 2010 - 02:08 .

[timedrake32]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

*Tali folding laundry in Shepard's cabin*
Tali: *hums to self*
*Shepard walks into room*
Shepard: Hey Tali how about ....
Tali: Oh Keelah, I thought you were scanning! *drops pants*
Shepard: Are you folding my laundry?
Tali: Oh I was uhm....yes.
Shepard: Thank you, I didn't know you knew how to do laundry.
Tali: I don't.  *looks at pile of crumpled up clothes on couch*
Shepard:
Tali: I was analyzing human Vids and I saw that oh, what is the word, wifes? They like to do laundry!
Shepard: Come here!

now i what to post mine again... hold on
* Alliance Space station*

Female officer: come on john we need hurry we're running late
Child: yes mother*rolls eyes*
Female officer: don't you roll your eyes at me.......first time in three mouths me and your father get shore leave at the same time.....
Child: i know mom......
Marine: well boys look what we got here a Bucket head 
Female Quarian: please i just need a shuttle to take me back to the fleet please....
Marine: AHAAH thats funny... you're just going steal it half why there.... *pushes quarian*
Female Officer: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE....
Marine:what do you.... LT.... o crap
Female Officer: like i said before what the hell is going on here...
Marine: this Buck... I mean this Quarian tolled me that her escape pod hit plant side when their fleet passed through and was attacked by slavers.... and she asked for a shuttle to take her back.....
Female Officer: so you push her and what mades it worse is that she's pregnant... so stop standing there and get her a shuttle...
Marine:YES Mam!
Female Quarian: Thank you....he wasn't the first to attack me or harass me..
Female Officer:i'm sorry about him.... we need to train are marines better.. 
Child:hello!
Female quarian:O! hello whats your name.*kneels down to be eye level with the child*
Child: John! 
Female quarian: well hello John i'm Fali'Zorah vas Rayya it nice to meet you *she holds out her hand*
*John shanks Fali's hand*
Marine: Mam the shuttles ready...
Female Officer: thank you marine....
Female Quarian: thank you again i will not forget this...
Female Officer: just take good care you you child when she's born....
Female Quarian: i will.... wait how did you know she's a she....
Female Officer: just a lucky guess...
Female Quarain: well i'd best be going.. good bye john.. Keelah Se'lai
*The Female Quarain  waves goodbye and fallows the marine to the shuttle to take her home,, while the Female officer takes her son, john, to see his father.*

[VandalX187]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

knight5923 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Anyone know that Tali pregnancy fanfic? I don't like it because it's humour and I'm more into serious works.

*whitles nonchalantly some more*

What's it called?

is it the one titled "an unfortunate mix up" I like especially the chapter were tali gets all territorial on everyone

[RedTracer7]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...

Updated Tali's eyes a bit (double the resolution). Not convinced it made much difference but if you guys ever wanted a closeup...here ya go.

The eyes....
they steal my soul's love

The eyebrows.  They make her look sad or concerned.  

[MrBoomba]

Guess Ill join in on the minific posts...



Shepard soon realizes Tali had been alone the while time and was probably wondering where everybody had gone off to and decided to pay her a surprise visit. Given the chance, Shepard noticed a great opening to give Tali a nice little surprise and hugs her from behind.



Tali: Oh keelah! *Hick*



Tali blushes, keeping her face mask away, astonished at what had just happened.



Shepard throws back his head and laughs.



Shepard: Ha! What was that Tali? You hiccup when you get scared?



Tali pushes away from Shepard in embarrassment.



Tali: I… It was nothing *hick*



Shepard chuckles as Tali keeps hiccupping.



Shepard: Haha! There it was again!



Tali: Shepard, you don’t have to be so mea…*hick* Grrr!



Tali becomes flushed and looks away from shepard, but he doesn’t let her go too far before bringing her in close for a hug.



Shepard: Oh, I’m just playing with you, I think it’s cute. I never knew you’d start hiccupping when you get scared, I just might have to scare you more often, hehe.



Tali gives up and embraces Shepard, feeling so embarrassed that Ken and Gaby just watched the entire scene and started chuckling to themselves.

[knight5923]

JeanLuc761 wrote...

Updated Tali's eyes a bit (double the resolution). Not convinced it made much difference but if you guys ever wanted a closeup...here ya go.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnndddd new desktop wallpaper^_^

[Goat_Shepard]

vykvyper1 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...

so guessing as how it wasn't quoted, my idea on quarian tooth-care is good then?

Did not see it.
*tali and shep wearing a supernova hat snip*

yeah... the discussion on states, which was totally on topic lol kinda stomped it

My Taligrenade effected nobody, but hey, we're all a community here. What was your synopsis? 

when you are helping the quarian get out of debt on Illium, the asari helping her with the contract tells you that they require clean-room facilities when hired. This makes them expensive to maintain as employees, unfortunately. However, one can infer that they use a clean room to handle large scale suit maintainence and hygene tasks that the suit cannot perform... maybe even tooth-care

I also heard from Sergio that they have a special shower OR just a sterilization sequence for the existing showers. The artist who did the shower drawing that Jake posts a lot wrote that the latter part was true, but who knows?

Quarians eat solid foods occasionally, so they would need to brush their teeth just like us (or however other way they keep their teeth clean in the future). I imagine since they're mostly on the nutrient puree (I'm calling it puree, tired of paste ) they would not need to clean them as often or they somehow don't let the food touch their teeth. It's kind of funny actually thinking of Tali eating and drinking. You would hear water bubbling through the tube and know she was drinking, but you can't tell, and she's sitting still not having to move her arms to eat

Anyways wth was I saying, oh yeah, this is all hearsay and I don't have an original thought in my head.

That's what I was saying

[vykvyper1]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

*Tali folding laundry in Shepard's cabin*
Tali: *hums to self*
*Shepard walks into room*
Shepard: Hey Tali how about ....
Tali: Oh Keelah, I thought you were scanning! *drops pants*
Shepard: Are you folding my laundry?
Tali: Oh I was uhm....yes.
Shepard: Thank you, I didn't know you knew how to do laundry.
Tali: I don't.  *looks at pile of crumpled up clothes on couch*
Shepard:
Tali: I was analyzing human Vids and I saw that oh, what is the word, wifes? They like to do laundry!
Shepard: Come here!

*a few hours later. Garrus, Shepard and a few of the crew are in the mess*


Garrus: *eyeing Shepard with a confused look* Shepard, why do your clothes look like you slept in them? is the laundry system broken again? *sniffs his own shirt with a worried look on his face*
Shepard: No. they look perfectly fine to me
Garrus: I'm not so shu--
Shepard: *interrrupting* PERFECTLY FINE!
Garrus:... must be one of those obscure human fashion things.

[Lord Dravek]

If you romance Tali, and she visits you after hitting the Omega-4 Relay, and you say no to her and break her heart, you need to be kicked in the balls by Chuck Norris:pinched:

[JeanLuc761]

RedTracer7 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...

Updated Tali's eyes a bit (double the resolution). Not convinced it made much difference but if you guys ever wanted a closeup...here ya go.

The eyes....
they steal my soul's love

The eyebrows.  They make her look sad or concerned.  

Hah!  I was wondering if somebody noticed I put those in 

[Goat_Shepard]

RedTracer7 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...

Updated Tali's eyes a bit (double the resolution). Not convinced it made much difference but if you guys ever wanted a closeup...here ya go.

WHY

The eyes....
they steal my soul's love

The eyebrows.  They make her look sad or concerned.  

Captain, why did you have to make it better, now my sig needs updating.

And she looks concerned because this is the Fight For the Lost trailer, where everyone is super serious in an interview type-setting and video. I like it.

[FsDxRAGE]

i liked it better without the eyebrows... imo

[knight5923]

vykvyper1 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

*Tali folding laundry in Shepard's cabin*
Tali: *hums to self*
*Shepard walks into room*
Shepard: Hey Tali how about ....
Tali: Oh Keelah, I thought you were scanning! *drops pants*
Shepard: Are you folding my laundry?
Tali: Oh I was uhm....yes.
Shepard: Thank you, I didn't know you knew how to do laundry.
Tali: I don't.  *looks at pile of crumpled up clothes on couch*
Shepard:
Tali: I was analyzing human Vids and I saw that oh, what is the word, wifes? They like to do laundry!
Shepard: Come here!

*a few hours later. Garrus, Shepard and a few of the crew are in the mess*


Garrus: *eyeing Shepard with a confused look* Shepard, why do your clothes look like you slept in them? is the laundry system broken again? *sniffs his own shirt with a worried look on his face*
Shepard: No. they look perfectly fine to me
Garrus: I'm not so shu--
Shepard: *interrrupting* PERFECTLY FINE!
Garrus:... must be one of those obscure human fashion things.

lol damn, you beat me to that joke:P

[Shazzammer2]

JeanLuc761 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...

Updated Tali's eyes a bit (double the resolution). Not convinced it made much difference but if you guys ever wanted a closeup...here ya go.

The eyes....
they steal my soul's love

The eyebrows.  They make her look sad or concerned.  

Hah!  I was wondering if somebody noticed I put those in 

Hey JeanLuc nice nice texture you put on the visor. makes it look aged and stuff. very nice touch.

[JeanLuc761]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

i liked it better without the eyebrows... imo

Righto.  I'm iffy on them myself.

[VandalX187]

timedrake32 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

*Tali folding laundry in Shepard's cabin*
Tali: *hums to self*
*Shepard walks into room*
Shepard: Hey Tali how about ....
Tali: Oh Keelah, I thought you were scanning! *drops pants*
Shepard: Are you folding my laundry?
Tali: Oh I was uhm....yes.
Shepard: Thank you, I didn't know you knew how to do laundry.
Tali: I don't.  *looks at pile of crumpled up clothes on couch*
Shepard:
Tali: I was analyzing human Vids and I saw that oh, what is the word, wifes? They like to do laundry!
Shepard: Come here!

now i what to post mine again... hold on
* Alliance Space station*

Female officer: come on john we need hurry we're running late
Child: yes mother*rolls eyes*
Female officer: don't you roll your eyes at me.......first time in three mouths me and your father get shore leave at the same time.....
Child: i know mom......
Marine: well boys look what we got here a Bucket head 
Female Quarian: please i just need a shuttle to take me back to the fleet please....
Marine: AHAAH thats funny... you're just going steal it half why there.... *pushes quarian*
Female Officer: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE....
Marine:what do you.... LT.... o crap
Female Officer: like i said before what the hell is going on here...
Marine: this Buck... I mean this Quarian tolled me that her escape pod hit plant side when their fleet passed through and was attacked by slavers.... and she asked for a shuttle to take her back.....
Female Officer: so you push her and what mades it worse is that she's pregnant... so stop standing there and get her a shuttle...
Marine:YES Mam!
Female Quarian: Thank you....he wasn't the first to attack me or harass me..
Female Officer:i'm sorry about him.... we need to train are marines better.. 
Child:hello!
Female quarian:O! hello whats your name.*kneels down to be eye level with the child*
Child: John! 
Female quarian: well hello John i'm Fali'Zorah vas Rayya it nice to meet you *she holds out her hand*
*John shanks Fali's hand*
Marine: Mam the shuttles ready...
Female Officer: thank you marine....
Female Quarian: thank you again i will not forget this...
Female Officer: just take good care you you child when she's born....
Female Quarian: i will.... wait how did you know she's a she....
Female Officer: just a lucky guess...
Female Quarain: well i'd best be going.. good bye john.. Keelah Se'lai
*The Female Quarain  waves goodbye and fallows the marine to the shuttle to take her home,, while the Female officer takes her son, john, to see his father.*

some gramatical errors but I really enjoyed it, nice work

[Nostradamoose]

Have to post this...

http://social.biowar...5/index/2277439

[Shazzammer2]

JeanLuc761 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

i liked it better without the eyebrows... imo

Righto.  I'm iffy on them myself.

bah ... tali has eyebrows. don't fool ye self.

[PMorgan18]

timedrake32 wrote...
 now i what to post mine again... hold on
* Alliance Space station*

Female officer: come on john we need hurry we're running late
Child: yes mother*rolls eyes*
Female officer: don't you roll your eyes at me.......first time in three mouths me and your father get shore leave at the same time.....
Child: i know mom......
Marine: well boys look what we got here a Bucket head 
Female Quarian: please i just need a shuttle to take me back to the fleet please....
Marine: AHAAH thats funny... you're just going steal it half why there.... *pushes quarian*
Female Officer: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE....
Marine:what do you.... LT.... o crap
Female Officer: like i said before what the hell is going on here...
Marine: this Buck... I mean this Quarian tolled me that her escape pod hit plant side when their fleet passed through and was attacked by slavers.... and she asked for a shuttle to take her back.....
Female Officer: so you push her and what mades it worse is that she's pregnant... so stop standing there and get her a shuttle...
Marine:YES Mam!
Female Quarian: Thank you....he wasn't the first to attack me or harass me..
Female Officer:i'm sorry about him.... we need to train are marines better.. 
Child:hello!
Female quarian:O! hello whats your name.*kneels down to be eye level with the child*
Child: John! 
Female quarian: well hello John i'm Fali'Zorah vas Rayya it nice to meet you *she holds out her hand*
*John shanks Fali's hand*
Marine: Mam the shuttles ready...
Female Officer: thank you marine....
Female Quarian: thank you again i will not forget this...
Female Officer: just take good care you you child when she's born....
Female Quarian: i will.... wait how did you know she's a she....
Female Officer: just a lucky guess...
Female Quarain: well i'd best be going.. good bye john.. Keelah Se'lai
*The Female Quarain  waves goodbye and fallows the marine to the shuttle to take her home,, while the Female officer takes her son, john, to see his father.*

I wonder you the female officer is.  hmmmm.   And that Zorah name is familar.  That would be awesome if that was the first two quarians John met.