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[Grif101]

[quote]starwarschewy wrote...

[quote]Grif101 wrote...

[quote]Calculatrice wrote...

[quote]antilles333 wrote...

[quote]starwarschewy wrote...

[quote]Calculatrice wrote...

[quote]this isnt my name wrote...

... I think we scared them off.[/quote] Than I need someone to cannibalize on anger. Who's it gonna be... Whoooo's it gonna be?[/quote]
i say Ant when he returns[/quote]

I'm sorry . What are you doing here, troll? food snip[/quote]
Please stop taunting me with good food:crying:

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thats nasty food
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On my salary that's good food
Especially considering a near constant diet of Chef-Boyardee

[sergio71785]

Alphyn wrote...

Next topic: Can Tali eat chocolate?

I don't think so. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and I don't think she'd have the enzymes to digest it. 

Also, I remember in that short "christmas story" written by Weekes (one of bioware's writers), one of Shepard's first ideas for a gift for Tali was a box of chocolates, which Garrus informed she couldn't eat.

[Calculatrice]

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Whatever the dextro equivalent of it is, assuming there is one.  Would just have to make sure its clean first.

How can you clean chocolate?

You don't want it clean... You want it dirty.

[Landline]

*Wanders in*



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What the **** am I looking at here?

[Shazzammer2]

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Whatever the dextro equivalent of it is, assuming there is one.  Would just have to make sure its clean first.

How can you clean chocolate?

how else? A feather duster

lolololol........

[Phil725]

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Whatever the dextro equivalent of it is, assuming there is one.  Would just have to make sure its clean first.

How can you clean chocolate?

I don't know, the same way you clean other foods. 

[Alphyn]

Calculatrice wrote...
Yes. But only dark chocolate, because the composition in milk (and the protein) hurts her stomach.

How unfortunate.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Next topic: Can Tali eat chocolate?

I don't think so. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and I don't think she'd have the enzymes to digest it. 

Also, I remember in that short "christmas story" written by Weekes (one of bioware's writers), one of Shepard's first ideas for a gift for Tali was a box of chocolates, which Garrus informed she couldn't eat.

I must find this.

[Phil725]

Alphyn wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...
Yes. But only dark chocolate, because the composition in milk (and the protein) hurts her stomach.

How unfortunate.

Unfortunate?  Dark chocolate is where its at

[Jake71887]

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...
ha snip

whoa. snip

That is incredibly hilarious. I forgot to use it. You should edit it to say the same thing.

[Lividity Jones]

Phil725 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...
Yes. But only dark chocolate, because the composition in milk (and the protein) hurts her stomach.

How unfortunate.

Unfortunate?  Dark chocolate is where its at

Indeed.

[Levi va Normandy]

uploading takes sooo long

[sergio71785]

Lividity Jones wrote...
I must find this.

I've posted it in the thread before. Here:

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A short story written by Patrick Weekes, one of BioWare's writers, in an old Tali thread, regarding Shepard trying to find an xmas gift for Tali. 


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i can imagine shepard's first christmas with tali onboard being really awkward. first he gets a box of chocolates for his little shotgun-toting engineer buddy, but then garrus mentions that quarians are amino-dextrous, so the chocolate would kill her.

shepard then remembers her love for both tech and shotguns and ponies up for the best shotgun on the market, along with anti-synthetic ammo mods. he drops by wrex to have him check them out, only to have wrex mention that during one of their elevator rides, tali mentioned her pride in her tech and salvage skills, such that she'd rather make weapons than buy them, and would never like a purchased weapon for a present. wrex then adds that that's an awfully big box of chocolates, and wrex would be happy to hang onto both it and the new shotgun while shepard figures out a new gift for tali.

at this point, shepard says "screw it!" and gets her a gift card at omni-gel emporium. just as he's about to sneak it into tali's stocking (one of six hung up over the galaxy map, one of two with the big toe-sleeves, and the only toe-sleeved one that doesn't have "garrus vakarian" stitched on it, with "spectre" stitched under it and then crossed out with "c-sec officer" stitched under that, in turn also crossed out with "galactic bada" stitched at the bottom and clearly not quite finished in time for christmas), shepard hears joker laughing about the system they've just passed, which has survey teams selling planetary rights to barely habitable worlds for cheap. and shepard remembers tali's stories about what happened with the geth, and how her people are homeless, driven from their world.

in the morning, as they all gather in c&c to unwrap presents, tali is confused by the wrapped box that contains nothing but a card... until she realizes how hard it is to wrap a new homeworld.

(liara is, by the way, really touched by shepard's thoughtfulness in getting her that omni-gel gift card.)

[Calculatrice]

Landline wrote...

*Wanders in*

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What the **** am I looking at here?

*Grabs meat tenderizer* Looks like I'm going to have elf for dinner tonight.

[Shazzammer2]

alright well im out folks...FOR SURE.



I need some sleep and I need to finish that pic for Jake.



Goodbye and so long. Stay tuned for another chapter for my FF

[Jake71887]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

alright well im out folks...FOR SURE.

I need some sleep and I need to finish that pic for Jake.

Goodbye and so long. Stay tuned for another chapter for my FF

YAY pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knight5923]

Landline wrote...

*Wanders in*

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What the **** am I looking at here?

Well, it's certainly not the topic
........ I don't think I can even see the topic anymore, we're so far off:blush:

[Levi va Normandy]

Tali likes her new Ipod too much to notice Miranda...WHOOPS :3

This i think is one of my greatest creations!! The Miranda looks really good.

[Andaius20]

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Whatever the dextro equivalent of it is, assuming there is one.  Would just have to make sure its clean first.

How can you clean chocolate?

Radiation, it will kill all bateria and then be "clean".

[Calculatrice]

knight5923 wrote...

Landline wrote...

*Wanders in*

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What the **** am I looking at here?

Well, it's certainly not the topic
........ I don't think I can even see the topic anymore, we're so far off:blush:

Monkey.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
I must find this.

I've posted it in the thread before. Here:

--------------

A short story written by Patrick Weekes, one of BioWare's writers, in an old Tali thread, regarding Shepard trying to find an xmas gift for Tali. 


--------------------

i can imagine shepard's first christmas with tali onboard being really awkward. first he gets a box of chocolates for his little shotgun-toting engineer buddy, but then garrus mentions that quarians are amino-dextrous, so the chocolate would kill her.

shepard then remembers her love for both tech and shotguns and ponies up for the best shotgun on the market, along with anti-synthetic ammo mods. he drops by wrex to have him check them out, only to have wrex mention that during one of their elevator rides, tali mentioned her pride in her tech and salvage skills, such that she'd rather make weapons than buy them, and would never like a purchased weapon for a present. wrex then adds that that's an awfully big box of chocolates, and wrex would be happy to hang onto both it and the new shotgun while shepard figures out a new gift for tali.

at this point, shepard says "screw it!" and gets her a gift card at omni-gel emporium. just as he's about to sneak it into tali's stocking (one of six hung up over the galaxy map, one of two with the big toe-sleeves, and the only toe-sleeved one that doesn't have "garrus vakarian" stitched on it, with "spectre" stitched under it and then crossed out with "c-sec officer" stitched under that, in turn also crossed out with "galactic bada" stitched at the bottom and clearly not quite finished in time for christmas), shepard hears joker laughing about the system they've just passed, which has survey teams selling planetary rights to barely habitable worlds for cheap. and shepard remembers tali's stories about what happened with the geth, and how her people are homeless, driven from their world.

in the morning, as they all gather in c&c to unwrap presents, tali is confused by the wrapped box that contains nothing but a card... until she realizes how hard it is to wrap a new homeworld.

(liara is, by the way, really touched by shepard's thoughtfulness in getting her that omni-gel gift card.)

I d'aaawwwed hard. Seriously, I think I broke something.

[Grif101]

knight5923 wrote...

Landline wrote...

*Wanders in*

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What the **** am I looking at here?

Well, it's certainly not the topic
........ I don't think I can even see the topic anymore, we're so far off:blush:

That's nothing, just get me started on Canadian politics and you'll know the true meaning of derailed