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[Alphyn]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

how else? A feather duster

lolololol........

Modifié par Alphyn, 16 avril 2010 - 04:29 .

[Simon9one]

sergio71785 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
I must find this.

I've posted it in the thread before. Here:

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A short story written by Patrick Weekes, one of BioWare's writers, in an old Tali thread, regarding Shepard trying to find an xmas gift for Tali. 


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i can imagine shepard's first christmas with tali onboard being really awkward. first he gets a box of chocolates for his little shotgun-toting engineer buddy, but then garrus mentions that quarians are amino-dextrous, so the chocolate would kill her.

shepard then remembers her love for both tech and shotguns and ponies up for the best shotgun on the market, along with anti-synthetic ammo mods. he drops by wrex to have him check them out, only to have wrex mention that during one of their elevator rides, tali mentioned her pride in her tech and salvage skills, such that she'd rather make weapons than buy them, and would never like a purchased weapon for a present. wrex then adds that that's an awfully big box of chocolates, and wrex would be happy to hang onto both it and the new shotgun while shepard figures out a new gift for tali.

at this point, shepard says "screw it!" and gets her a gift card at omni-gel emporium. just as he's about to sneak it into tali's stocking (one of six hung up over the galaxy map, one of two with the big toe-sleeves, and the only toe-sleeved one that doesn't have "garrus vakarian" stitched on it, with "spectre" stitched under it and then crossed out with "c-sec officer" stitched under that, in turn also crossed out with "galactic bada" stitched at the bottom and clearly not quite finished in time for christmas), shepard hears joker laughing about the system they've just passed, which has survey teams selling planetary rights to barely habitable worlds for cheap. and shepard remembers tali's stories about what happened with the geth, and how her people are homeless, driven from their world.

in the morning, as they all gather in c&c to unwrap presents, tali is confused by the wrapped box that contains nothing but a card... until she realizes how hard it is to wrap a new homeworld.

(liara is, by the way, really touched by shepard's thoughtfulness in getting her that omni-gel gift card.)

That was too good...

And he's a writer at BioWare...looks like we've got a friend in the business.

[sergio71785]

Lividity Jones wrote...

I d'aaawwwed hard. Seriously, I think I broke something.

It's a really cute story!

In fact, sensors are detecting cute emissions of over 20 MegaKittens. 

[Levi va Normandy]

DID NO ONE SEE MY FANART?!?!?

[Simon9one]

sergio71785 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

I d'aaawwwed hard. Seriously, I think I broke something.

It's a really cute story!

In fact, sensors are detecting cute emissions of over 20 MegaKittens. 

But that's nearing a lethal dose!

[Landline]

Calculatrice wrote...

Landline wrote...

*Wanders in*

.....

What the **** am I looking at here?

*Grabs meat tenderizer* Looks like I'm going to have elf for dinner tonight.

If I was confused before, I'm getting my guns out of my safe now.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

I d'aaawwwed hard. Seriously, I think I broke something.

It's a really cute story!

In fact, sensors are detecting cute emissions of over 20 MegaKittens. 

*checks scanners*

My God, Captain...

I've never seen anything like it...

[knight5923]

Calculatrice wrote...

knight5923 wrote...

Landline wrote...

*Wanders in*

.....

What the **** am I looking at here?

Well, it's certainly not the topic
........ I don't think I can even see the topic anymore, we're so far off:blush:

Monkey.

........did ......... did you just try to give me a cutesy pet name?

[Calculatrice]

Simon9one wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

I d'aaawwwed hard. Seriously, I think I broke something.

It's a really cute story!

In fact, sensors are detecting cute emissions of over 20 MegaKittens. 

But that's nearing a lethal dose!

To do that, you need the container at 4 and the injector at 3.

[Alphyn]

Phil725 wrote...
Unfortunate?  Dark chocolate is where its at

You sicken me.

[sergio71785]

Simon9one wrote...

That was too good...

And he's a writer at BioWare...looks like we've got a friend in the business.

The guy who apparently wrote Kasumi's stuff was posting in a thread the other day; I forget his name.

He probably likes Tali too, seeing as she had the best romance-acknowledgement line, and even Miranda's was extremely pro-Tali. 

[Alphyn]

sergio71785 wrote...

It's a really cute story!

In fact, sensors are detecting cute emissions of over 20 MegaKittens. 

Do you have a link to the full story?

[Levi va Normandy]

[knight5923]

starwarschewy wrote...

okay everyone leaving bye

see ya chewy

[Calculatrice]

Keelah Se'Lai, everyone. Need sleep.

[sergio71785]

Alphyn wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

It's a really cute story!

In fact, sensors are detecting cute emissions of over 20 MegaKittens. 

Do you have a link to the full story?

There was a link in my post to his original post of it. I imagine that was the entire thing, it looked like something he whipped up to post on that thread. 

[chool77]

Levi va Normandy wrote...

i love it bro... you should draw more:wizard:

[sergio71785]

Levi va Normandy wrote...

*snip*

That's cool. 

Although I imagine Tali's omni-tool could easily be used for music playback. 

[vykvyper1]

gonna go to bed. sorry for the lack of contributions... *collapses*

[Levi va Normandy]

sergio71785 wrote...

Levi va Normandy wrote...

*snip*

That's cool. 

Although I imagine Tali's omni-tool could easily be used for music playback. 

ARRRRG! Your're right! Totally forgot...then again I dont think that her omni tool can play Cheap Trick 

[Lividity Jones]

Have an idea for a minific. Need suggestions. Names for two random Cerberus crew members.

[Alphyn]

sergio71785 wrote...
There was a link in my post to his original post of it. I imagine that was the entire thing, it looked like something he whipped up to post on that thread. 

I liked the idea of stockings on the CIC. I can just imagine it now...

[Andaius20]

Levi va Normandy wrote...

DID NO ONE SEE MY FANART?!?!?

yes I did it was good!

[Simon9one]

Calculatrice wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

I d'aaawwwed hard. Seriously, I think I broke something.

It's a really cute story!

In fact, sensors are detecting cute emissions of over 20 MegaKittens. 

But that's nearing a lethal dose!

To do that, you need the container at 4 and the injector at 3.

Hrakert Rift station, Manaan.

I can't believe I got that reference right off.

+100 SimonPoints for giving me a chance to prove nerd-cred.

Modifié par Simon9one, 16 avril 2010 - 04:39 .