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[SirEmilCrane]

Simon9one wrote...

Alasted wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

I'm sure it has come up before, but Alasted, I can't read your posts without seeing that Profile Photo.  And I can't see that picture without knowing where it comes from.  Tali-Porno for the win!

I've gotten a bit of heat for it, but I still assert that it's tastefully cropped.

I like it.  Well, the part of it that's showing in your avatar.

I had the misfortune to stumble across the original....

The original is quote good for what it was
there are less tasteful pieces out there

[cannedcream]

Alasted wrote...

So... I've dug through my archived hard drives, and found some Tali pics I had saved from the ME1 days...

*comicsnip*

I can see Tali picturing Garrus as a giant. . .space. . .chicken leg or something.

Also, interesting choice in avatar. . .

[Andaius20]

well Fathernestor the DA crew and Tali popped in like 1-2 hours ago I think.

Modifié par Andaius20, 16 avril 2010 - 05:02 .

[RedTracer7]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

videowiz186 wrote...

Must go. Headache returned. Is
severe. Will return later.
And Doctor sends regards. Will not be able
to post tonight.

Keelah Se'lai, my friends!

Fare thee well my friend. Have a hug

cannedcream wrote...

This would match insanely well with my current Shepard's armor.

I demand I and my squad color coordinate! 

OMG...imagine the custom coloring you can do with Shepard in his cabin, only with every other squadmembers outfits:O

Add to that the ability to buy new armor for them, and you have a winning system for ME3.  I could buy a horn, mount it on Tali's faceplate, and have a Unicorn-a-Quarian.  Epic!

[Lividity Jones]

*Crewmen Goldstein and Hawthorne lounge in the mess, laughing and chewing the fat as any ship's crew do. Goldstein leans further over the table, whispering to Hawthorne.*

Goldstein: You didn't hear it from me, but scuttlebutt is that the Commander has been making more and more trips down to Engineering to talk to that quarian.

*Hawthorne raises a brow*

Hawthorne: Why would he do that?

*Goldstein grins at Hawthorne, a knowing smile crossing his lips. Hawthorne stops for a moment.*

Hawthorne: Augh! That's disgusting!

*Goldstein shrugs.*

Goldstein: Just what I heard.

Hawthorne: I just don't get it. Everyone knows those damn bucket-heads are thieves. Why would Shepard even bother? Should have left her to die on that rock.

*At this, Commander Shepard suddenly turns the corner, coming up behind Hawthorne. Goldstein's eyes widen. Hawthorne doesn't notice.*

Hawthorne: Not that I can really blame him. I mean, who doesn't want to know what's under those suits? But ****ing one? Eugh. She's probably got teeth down there or something.

*Goldstein, absolute terror in his eyes, slowing gets up and walks out of the mess.*

Hawthorne: Hey! Were you going? *laughs* Was it something I said?

*After a moment, Hawthorne notices the large shadow over him. He slowly turns his neck around and up, meeting cold eyes. Fear grips him. He quickly and clumsily gets to his feet, putting up a weak salute.*

Hawthorne: Shepard...Er...Commander... I mean Captain.... Sir! I was just... uh... I didn't... You heard...

Shepard: Name and rank soldier.

*Hawthorne looks puzzled for a moment.*

Hawthorne: Uh... Sir... This vessel isn't really military... We don't have ra-

*Shepard violently grips Hawthorne's shirt, lifting him off the ground. Shepard's voice comes out cold and sharp as steel.*

Shepard: Name. And. Rank.

Hawthorne: Augh! I... I don't... Err... Ensign! Ensign Nathaniel Hawthorne, sir!

*Shepard slams Hawthorne down onto the mess table, breaking it to splinters. Hawthorne screams in shock and pain.*

Shepard: Listen very carefully, Ensign Hawthorne. If I hear another derragatory word about Tali'Zorah vas Normandy out of your mouth again, you will be enjoying your next shore leave on the nearest star. Am I clear?

Hawthorne: Yes! Yes, sir!

*Shepard releases his grip, walking out of the mess hall*

Shepard: Clean up your mess, ensign.

[Goat_Shepard]

Simon9one wrote...

Alasted wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

I'm sure it has come up before, but Alasted, I can't read your posts without seeing that Profile Photo.  And I can't see that picture without knowing where it comes from.  Tali-Porno for the win!

I've gotten a bit of heat for it, but I still assert that it's tastefully cropped.

I like it.  Well, the part of it that's showing in your avatar.

I had the misfortune to stumble across the original....

Ahh yes, "stumbling on pron", we have dismissed these claims.

And while we're at it, I also stumbled on the alternate versions as well

I disapprove of rule34Tali

Moving on

to legs

[RedTracer7]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

Alasted wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

I'm sure it has come up before, but Alasted, I can't read your posts without seeing that Profile Photo.  And I can't see that picture without knowing where it comes from.  Tali-Porno for the win!

I've gotten a bit of heat for it, but I still assert that it's tastefully cropped.

I like it.  Well, the part of it that's showing in your avatar.

I had the misfortune to stumble across the original....

The original is quote good for what it was
there are less tasteful pieces out there

I believe you are referring to the pictures that may or may not include Tali getting raped by a Geth?  Here is a hint: Shield your eyes when you turn off Google's safe search.

[SirEmilCrane]

RedTracer7 wrote...
I believe you are referring to the pictures that may or may not include Tali getting raped by a Geth?  Here is a hint: Shield your eyes when you turn off Google's safe search.

Doesn't bother me per se, its just kind of tasteless

[Simon9one]

Lividity Jones wrote...
snip

That was awesome!

And exactly the kind of righteous retribution I wish my Shepard could deal out to all quarian-haters.

[Grif101]

Is anyone else kinda beginning to grow numb to the Talimance?

Or is it just me?

[cannedcream]

Goat_Shepard wrote...
OMG...imagine the custom coloring you can do with Shepard in his cabin, only with every other squadmembers outfits:O

I. . .would have so much evil fun with this.

My entire squad. . .dressed in nothing but hot pink.

Grunt: Shepard, I am not wearing this.

Shepard: Well then, your ass can go right back into the tank, then can't it?

Grunt: . . .*sigh* Gimmie the damn armor.

[SirEmilCrane]

Grif101 wrote...

Is anyone else kinda beginning to grow numb to the Talimance?
Or is it just me?

How do you mean?

[MrBoomba]

Hy all, i'm back. Just finished Chapter 6 of my Tali fanfic.



Restraint Chapter 1-6



Any comments appriciated.

[Simon9one]

Grif101 wrote...

Is anyone else kinda beginning to grow numb to the Talimance?
Or is it just me?

It just keeps getting stronger for me.

[Landline]

RedTracer7 wrote...
I believe you are referring to the pictures that may or may not include Tali getting raped by a Geth?  Here is a hint: Shield your eyes when you turn off Google's safe search.

Trust me, there are far worse ones out there, both in content and quality.

[FatherNestor]

@Andaius: yeah, that's quite typical - I always miss the best stuff...

[RedTracer7]

Landline wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...
I believe you are referring to the pictures that may or may not include Tali getting raped by a Geth?  Here is a hint: Shield your eyes when you turn off Google's safe search.

Trust me, there are far worse ones out there, both in content and quality.

Just referring to the most obnoxious on the first page.  And yeah, poorly drawn pr0n is just sad.

[Simon9one]

Hey...1642...

[Andaius20]

CamoBadger wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

well Fathernestor the DA crew and Tali popped in like 1-2 hours ago I think.

wow, right as I leave...nice, that is how that would happen.

IIRC starts on about page 1615 with a lelianna post about half way down the page.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

I believe you are referring to the pictures that may or may not include Tali getting raped by a Geth?  Here is a hint: Shield your eyes when you turn off Google's safe search.

The Internet: Showing you all of the things you never knew you didn't want to see!


The goggles! They do nothing!

[PMorgan18]

Lividity Jones wrote...

snip.

How dare he talk about Tali and Quarians like that.  Well atleast Shepard broke his back.

[MrBoomba]

CamoBadger wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Is anyone else kinda beginning to grow numb to the Talimance?
Or is it just me?

Not going to lie, some of the things in this thread cause it to deteriorate...There are also things that strengthen it, but people are really starting to ****** me off.

Today did seem to get rather out of hand, no doubt about that