Lol, I can imagine Tali watching an old Zombie movie with Shep, then worrying Shepard or one of the Human crew mates will become a zombie.
*Shepard and Garrus stand outside Shepards cabin door, ploting to prank Tali into thinking Shepard's a zombie.*Shepard: I don't think we should do this Garrus.. Tali
really didn't like the 2130 version of
Dawn of the Dead Earth vid.. She said it gave her nightmares.
Garrus: Oh come on, Shepard, it's just a joke. Besides, it took Kelly almost an hour to make you look like a zombie. And she didn't seem happy that she had to use her make up for this either. Although I must say, she can craft some realistic looking bruises and scrapes.
Shepard: *looks at himself with a mirror* Yeah, she did put a lot of effort into it.. Fine, let's get this over with. I'm telling you, Garrus, she's going to freak out.
Garrus: Isn't that the idea? *snickers*
*Shepard steps into his cabin finding Tali asleep and puts on his best, and worst, zombie impersonation*Shepard: Braaaains.... *cough* ..braiiiiinnnss, mehhhhh!
Tali: *wakes up startled* ...Shepard?
Shepard: Meehhhhh! Give me you're brains Taliiiii! *inches closer and closer to Tali*
Tali: Oh Keelah! My Shepards a Zombie!?!
Shepard: Braaaa-*CLUNK* OW! GODDAMMIT THAT HURT!
Tali: * wielding a PDA* I'm sorry that I have to do this Shepard!! *Whacks Shepard over the head again*
Garrus can be heard laughing his ass off outside the cabin uncontrollablyShepard: TALI IT'S ME! JESU- *CLUNK*
Modifié par SpatFieya, 20 avril 2010 - 05:19 .