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[Archonsg]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I have a shotgun too. What's your point?

You don't want her to kick you in the daddy bags, you'll whistle louder then a steamed haggis.

[sergio71785]

I bet in a fight Shepard could beat up Donnelly.

[MrBoomba]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Ehhh... I meant someone trying to break Kenn and Gabby. Getting between them. I'd shoot them.

Ooooh, that would be me misunderstanding you.

What about....torture? Where does Shepard draw the line, Paragade? Paragon? Only Paragon doesn't torture, cuz you know..he's a p*ssy.

Torture you say? I know in that interrogation scene for Thanes loyalty I made my Shepard hit that guy like 5 or 6 times till I got what I wanted.

[Jake71887]

Calculatrice wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

It's a beauooootiful bucket. And the suit is quite snug in alllllll the right places.

Shepard should be able to reply to that: Well, Donely, it's even better underneath.

Not only is that a stupid thing to say, it doesn't make sense to say since Ken says that whole line before you ever hook up with Tali.

Stop failing damnit!

[Someone With Mass]

MrBoomba wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Ehhh... I meant someone trying to break Kenn and Gabby. Getting between them. I'd shoot them.

Ooooh, that would be me misunderstanding you.

What about....torture? Where does Shepard draw the line, Paragade? Paragon? Only Paragon doesn't torture, cuz you know..he's a p*ssy.

Torture you say? I know in that interrogation scene for Thanes loyalty I made my Shepard hit that guy like 5 or 6 times till I got what I wanted.

I only hit him when he asks for it.

[Cypher0020]

woooow awesome Tali art! Sadly I have to go to class in a few hours



So little tali love for meeeeee!

[Calculatrice]

sergio71785 wrote...

I bet in a fight Shepard could beat up Donnelly.

Donnelly could kill him by doing the scottish jig of death. And I'm pretty sure his name is groundskeeper willy, not Donnelly.

[Jake71887]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I have a shotgun too. What's your point?

You don't want her to kick you in the daddy bags, you'll whistle louder then a steamed haggis.

Why do you think Turians always wear armor?

Because they're ugly as sin?

[Someone With Mass]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I have a shotgun too. What's your point?

You don't want her to kick you in the daddy bags, you'll whistle louder then a steamed haggis.

Why do you think Turians always wear armor?

That's good enough?

[Calculatrice]

phonypapercut56 wrote...

fappyfappyfap wrote...

 I know fappyfappyfap, but they were thinking of changing it again.

Fixed.

Re-fixed.

[MrBoomba]

Someone With Mass wrote...

MrBoomba wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Ehhh... I meant someone trying to break Kenn and Gabby. Getting between them. I'd shoot them.

Ooooh, that would be me misunderstanding you.

What about....torture? Where does Shepard draw the line, Paragade? Paragon? Only Paragon doesn't torture, cuz you know..he's a p*ssy.

Torture you say? I know in that interrogation scene for Thanes loyalty I made my Shepard hit that guy like 5 or 6 times till I got what I wanted.

I only hit him when he asks for it.

Every time he opened his mouth without telling me something I thought it was him asking for it

[XTVengeance]

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I have a shotgun too. What's your point?

You don't want her to kick you in the daddy bags, you'll whistle louder then a steamed haggis.

Why do you think Turians always wear armor?

Because they're ugly as sin?

-snip-

[Someone With Mass]

My God. I think it's a Collector.

[Calculatrice]

XTVengeance wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I have a shotgun too. What's your point?

You don't want her to kick you in the daddy bags, you'll whistle louder then a steamed haggis.

Why do you think Turians always wear armor?

Because they're ugly as sin?

-snip-

Ooh... I bet Tali would do that.

[NuclearBuddha]

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I have a shotgun too. What's your point?

You don't want her to kick you in the daddy bags, you'll whistle louder then a steamed haggis.

Why do you think Turians always wear armor?

Because they're ugly as sin?
*snip*

You humans are all racist!

[Archonsg]

MrBoomba wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Ehhh... I meant someone trying to break Kenn and Gabby. Getting between them. I'd shoot them.

Ooooh, that would be me misunderstanding you.

What about....torture? Where does Shepard draw the line, Paragade? Paragon? Only Paragon doesn't torture, cuz you know..he's a p*ssy.

Torture you say? I know in that interrogation scene for Thanes loyalty I made my Shepard hit that guy like 5 or 6 times till I got what I wanted.

Heh. Paragade played bad cop, whalloped the poor sod, then held back because well, nothing like telling the other guy "I'm a spectre, that means I can kill you right now if I want to, I have armor with kenetic shields, you have legalese armor, how does that stand up to AP rounds? But...I don't feel like doing that right now....yet....how about you co-operate and just tell me what I want to know before I change my mind on the killing part?"

[sergio71785]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

What about....torture? Where does Shepard draw the line, Paragade? Paragon? Only Paragon doesn't torture, cuz you know..he's a p*ssy.

By his nature, Paragon Shepard is a stronger individual than Renegade Shepard--who takes the easier (though arguably more tactical) path in life.

Ironically, paragon Shepard would certainly have more scars on his body than renegade Shepard. 

[Jake71887]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I have a shotgun too. What's your point?

You don't want her to kick you in the daddy bags, you'll whistle louder then a steamed haggis.

Why do you think Turians always wear armor?

Because they're ugly as sin?
*snip*

You humans are all racist!

No, Racist would've been to call him big bird

[Calculatrice]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I have a shotgun too. What's your point?

You don't want her to kick you in the daddy bags, you'll whistle louder then a steamed haggis.

Why do you think Turians always wear armor?

Because they're ugly as sin?
*snip*

 
You humans are all racist!

Listen honey, if you want a probelm talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a new problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem solved, ask a human.

Modifié par Calculatrice, 20 avril 2010 - 08:30 .

[Someone With Mass]

Archonsg wrote...


Heh. Paragade played bad cop, whalloped the poor sod, then held back because well, nothing like telling the other guy "I'm a spectre, that means I can kill you right now if I want to, I have armor with kenetic shields, you have legalese armor, how does that stand up to AP rounds? But...I don't feel like doing that right now....yet....how about you co-operate and just tell me what I want to know before I change my mind on the killing part?"

Or you can just threaten to cut his balls of and sell them to a krogan. That works.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 20 avril 2010 - 08:31 .