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[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
This sounds completely absurd.

Awesome, but absurd.

The show consists of bad reenactment, along with overweight "experts" wanking over their favorite overrated warriors.

Sounds... lovely.

Now, why aren't we discussing Tali?

[SirEmilCrane]

Grif101 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

I take it you've never watched Deadliest Warrior Crane

I have, they've only departed from reality on a plausible level so far
SWAT beat GSG9?

I can't wait for Waffen-SS vs Viet-Cong though

That one's going to be epic
Also can't wait for Seals vs Israeli Commandos
Israel's going to kick*ss

IRL, yes
on the show the SEALs will win

[Getorex]

Actually, at the time point of this story, modifying immune systems would be child's play, regardless of species. Same thing holds for "fixing" the genophage, increasing lifespan of Salarians, etc.

[MarineBorn]

Grif101 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

I take it you've never watched Deadliest Warrior Crane

I have, they've only departed from reality on a plausible level so far
SWAT beat GSG9?

I can't wait for Waffen-SS vs Viet-Cong though

What?

That doesn't even make sense!

half of those match ups make no sense. I mean really? Ninja vs. Spartan? wtf?

This sounds completely absurd.

Awesome, but absurd.

Yeah but the Green Beret vs Spetznaz was plausible though
Spetznaz won as well by the way

Shoulda used Force Recon...just sayin....or 0311....

[Grif101]

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

I'm back folks
I have defeated the legions of spiders besieging my home
It turns out small spiders make my roommate scream like a four year old as well
Also GSG9 would realistically defeat SWAT, not the other way around (bonus points if you figure out what show that's from)
Anyways what did I miss?

Hey, it's the spider guy!

My reputation with spiders proceeds me I see

[Phil725]

Collider wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Cypher0020 wrote...

what if we never see Tali's face? I mean....if she takes off the helmet she dies unless taking heavy doses of meds beforehand

She took it off once before.  It only gets easier and safer from there.  No reason she can't take it off again.

Plus, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting her planet back, and her immune system will be fixed by the end of ME3 

Her immune system getting fixed? Tali said it will take generations before it's truly safe for Quarians to be on Rannoch without their suits.

@Face: I'll be disappointed if I don't see her face in ME3, since that's our last chance, but that's all I'll be.

I'm not willing to take the words of a hysterical soldier as fact in regards to quarians reacclimating to their homeworld.  Combination of me personally not wanting it to take that long, and that it just doesn't make sense when you apply most science.  I expect it to take a significantly shorter amount of time than Tali says, and maybe less with specific genetic stuff to strengthen her immune system that could be done.

Also, there's a difference between being completely safe, and being safe enough.  I don't think the latter is nearly as hard to reach.

[sergio71785]

Reposting, with the follow-up since people didn't like it ending on a low note. 

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-Shepard and Tali's first fight-

Tali: Why don't you ever go dancing with me!?

Shepard: I have a good reason not to, alright? Just drop it!

Tali: It's because I'm a quarian isn't it? You don't want to be seen dancing with me!

Shepard: That's NOT it! How can you even think that?!

Tali: Well it's the only reason I can think of, you're certainly not telling me anything!

Shepard: Why don't you just trust me on this?!

Tali: Why don't you trust me enough to tell me?!

*Shepard flashes back to Samara's loyalty mission, to his dancing in Afterlife. Then he imagines dancing with Tali, her horrified with his dancing, and leaving him*

Shepard: No! I... just can't tell you!

Tali: FINE! I'm sleeping in engineering tonight!

Shepard: FINE!

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-Later that night, Shepard heads down to engineering. He sees Tali still working on her terminal; she's obviously just keeping herself distracted-

Shepard: I can't dance.

*Tali turns around*

Shepard: My dancing... it's just terrible. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier. It's just... I'm not use to being so... bad at something. But, I'm sorry I yelled at you, and that I didn't tell you the truth.

*Tali approaches him and puts her arms around him*

Tali: I'm sorry too.. what I said about me being a quarian... that was uncalled for; it was a terrible thing to say to you. I'm sorry, Shepard...

Shepard:  I know you didn't mean it, Tali.. How about we just go to our room and forget about this?  

Tali: I'd like that..

<3

[NuclearBuddha]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
This sounds completely absurd.

Awesome, but absurd.

The show consists of bad reenactment, along with overweight "experts" wanking over their favorite overrated warriors.

Sounds... lovely.

Now, why aren't we discussing Tali?

Beats the heck out me.  I'm thinking about writing instead.

[MrBoomba]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Collider wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

omg guys!
So I was just reading a book about the whole SETI deal...
Guess what? Apparently they aim to make contact with extra terrestrial life by 2025!
Real life Tali?

Yea, uh...no.

buzz...kill...<_<

If the man in US office currently has anythign to say about it... NASA will be dead by 2025

[Phil725]

Jake71887 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
and her immune system will be fixed by the end of ME3 

If that were possible, Quarians would have started doing it in the 300 years since losing their world...

She may get more and more conditioned to Shepard's presence... But she will never have a decent immune system

The quarians didn't have Shep on their team for the last 300 years.  Isn't that all that you need?

[MarineBorn]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

I take it you've never watched Deadliest Warrior Crane

I have, they've only departed from reality on a plausible level so far
SWAT beat GSG9?

I can't wait for Waffen-SS vs Viet-Cong though

That one's going to be epic
Also can't wait for Seals vs Israeli Commandos
Israel's going to kick*ss

IRL, yes
on the show the SEALs will win

Where da **** are you guys from!? Seems like there is a drop in patriotism around here...

[Grif101]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

I take it you've never watched Deadliest Warrior Crane

I have, they've only departed from reality on a plausible level so far
SWAT beat GSG9?

I can't wait for Waffen-SS vs Viet-Cong though

That one's going to be epic
Also can't wait for Seals vs Israeli Commandos
Israel's going to kick*ss

IRL, yes
on the show the SEALs will win

They've surprised us before on that show
Remember Spartan vs Ninja? First time brawn won over agility

[videowiz186]

Very well.

Good bye.

[Jake71887]

Getorex wrote...

Actually, at the time point of this story, modifying immune systems would be child's play, regardless of species. Same thing holds for "fixing" the genophage, increasing lifespan of Salarians, etc.

They can also genetically engineer unicorns that crap gold bars and ****** jazz music...

[Getorex]

" The presence of beneficial viruses and bacteria is really interesting, and the fact that the Quarians adapted to accept these but still keep out dangerous ones is pretty amazing."



But this describes humans and every other vertebrate on earth. Your own DNA is riddled with ancient retrovirus remnants (some of the still produce virus-like particles and seem to play important biological roles). Your skin, your gut, is filled with beneficial bacteria that are absolutely essential for your good health (and digestion).

[NuclearBuddha]

sergio71785 wrote...
-Later that night, Shepard heads down to engineering. He sees Tali still working on her terminal; she's obviously just keeping herself distracted-

Shepard: I can't dance.

*Tali turns around*

Shepard: My dancing... it's just terrible. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier. It's just... I'm not use to being so... bad at something. But, I'm sorry I yelled at you, and that I didn't tell you the truth.

*Tali approaches him and puts her arms around him*

Tali: I'm sorry too.. what I said about me being a quarian... that was uncalled for; it was a terrible thing to say to you. I'm sorry, Shepard...

Shepard:  I know you didn't mean it, Tali.. How about we just go to our room and forget about this?  

Tali: I'd like that..

<3

You are forgiven.

[Jake71887]

Also, wrecked that eye so people can have a brighter tali <_<

[ForbiddenQTip]

Grif101 wrote...

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

I'm back folks
I have defeated the legions of spiders besieging my home
It turns out small spiders make my roommate scream like a four year old as well
Also GSG9 would realistically defeat SWAT, not the other way around (bonus points if you figure out what show that's from)
Anyways what did I miss?

Hey, it's the spider guy!

My reputation with spiders proceeds me I see

Who could forget the famous Toilet Spider story?

[SirEmilCrane]

MarineBorn wrote...

Shoulda used Force Recon...just sayin....or 0311....

yeah Force Recon are awesome, but the SAS would pwn all

[Getorex]

The unicorn thing is a possibility but the crapping of gold bars and pissing jazz music...problematic.

[CrAzyManMike]

MrBoomba wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Collider wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

omg guys!
So I was just reading a book about the whole SETI deal...
Guess what? Apparently they aim to make contact with extra terrestrial life by 2025!
Real life Tali?

Yea, uh...no.

buzz...kill...<_<

If the man in US office currently has anythign to say about it... NASA will be dead by 2025

It's not NASA responsible for it anyways..
Although yes, that would be a real shame

[sergio71785]