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[cannedcream]

sergio71785 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Despite their limitations, the quarians are pretty much badass.
Maybe it's because of them that I find them so cool.
I dunno.
. . .think I could get some work aboard the flotilla? Maybe they could use another tech. I could provide my own food, wouldn't need a clean room, I could get supplies from Illum and other such space ports for the ships without scrutiny.
Maybe I could save up enough to have a custom-built quarian style suit. . . Yeah. . .

If I were a quarian, and returned from my pilgrimage...

Captain: Welcome home, Ser'Gio nar Badass. What gift do you bring from your pilgrimage?

Me: Duct tape. I bring a large crate of Duct tape.

Captain: "Duct tape"? What is that?

Me: It's a human invention. I discovered it on my pilgrimage. Trust me, it's going to blow your ****ing mind

Duct Tape: The REAL omni-tool.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...


If I were a quarian, and returned from my pilgrimage...

Captain: Welcome home, Ser'Gio nar Badass. What gift do you bring from your pilgrimage?

Me: Duct tape. I bring a large crate of Duct tape.

Captain: "Duct tape"? What is that?

Me: It's a human invention. I discovered it on my pilgrimage. Trust me, it's going to blow your ****ing mind

Yeah, duct tape is awesome until you try to patch the hull with it.

Then people die.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
You mean the giant gun with engines attatched to it?

We'll call it the Deathstar.

Because it's a seriously badass  name, and none of the other races (except maybe some of the nerdier salarians) will get the reference. 

Who names these ships anyway?

None of them are particularly fierce.

Strontium Mule? What the ****?

I call it: The Hindentanic!!!!
This ship is un-crashable!

Oh, yeah.

This couldn't possibly end badly.

"OH MY GOD! SPACE ICEBURG! NOW IT'S ON FIRE! OH, WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH A THING?!"

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

If I were a quarian, and returned from my pilgrimage...

Captain: Welcome home, Ser'Gio nar Badass. What gift do you bring from your pilgrimage?

Me: Duct tape. I bring a large crate of Duct tape.

Captain: "Duct tape"? What is that?

Me: It's a human invention. I discovered it on my pilgrimage. Trust me, it's going to blow your ****ing mind

Humanity just wins.

Tali: A patch to maintain hull integrity, requires raw materials that we just don't have.

Shepard: *Grabs duct tape* Will this work?

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Another one!

What the hell is with the names?!

Most of the Alliance vessels were named after places that had big battles.

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Yeah, duct tape is awesome until you try to patch the hull with it.

Then people die.

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tali: A patch to maintain hull integrity, requires raw materials that we just don't have.

Shepard: *Grabs duct tape* Will this work?

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Another one!

What the hell is with the names?!

Most of the Alliance vessels were named after places that had big battles.

Hugo Gernsback literaly sounds like the kid everyone made fun of.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

I call it: The Hindentanic!!!!
This ship is un-crashable!

Okay, I laughed for a good minute.

Your welcome.

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

"OH MY GOD! SPACE ICEBURG! NOW IT'S ON FIRE! OH, WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH A THING?!"

"****, now we have a black hole."

[sergio71785]

cannedcream wrote...

"OH MY GOD! SPACE ICEBURG! NOW IT'S ON FIRE! OH, WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH A THING?!"

LOL

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Another one!

What the hell is with the names?!

Most of the Alliance vessels were named after places that had big battles.

Hugo Gernsback literaly sounds like the kid everyone made fun of.

Well that's because he's fat and can't run fast.

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

"OH MY GOD! SPACE ICEBURG! NOW IT'S ON FIRE! OH, WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH A THING?!"

Well played.

[Kami102]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Another one!

What the hell is with the names?!

Most of the Alliance vessels were named after places that had big battles.

Big battles eh? Then I present:

The SSV Zanzibar!

Location of the Anglo-Zanzibar war! The bloodiest war in the world!
With a massive 500 killed and wounded!
And lasted an incredible 38 minutes!

WWII ain't got nothing on that baby!

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Hugo Gernsback literaly sounds like the kid everyone made fun of.

That's a huge insult to the Captain, making fun of his ship. Oh well, it already went poorly enough for the crew.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

"OH MY GOD! SPACE ICEBURG! NOW IT'S ON FIRE! OH, WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH A THING?!"

"****, now we have a black hole."

Leela: Oh no! Space pirates!

Fry: Space pirates?

Leela: You know; pirates! Except in space!
 

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Hugo Gernsback literaly sounds like the kid everyone made fun of.

That's a huge insult to the Captain, making fun of his ship. Oh well, it already went poorly enough for the crew.

You mean Capain McRapecamp? Y'know, somehow, I really don't care about insulting him.

[sergio71785]

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

[cannedcream]

Kami102 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Another one!

What the hell is with the names?!

Most of the Alliance vessels were named after places that had big battles.

Big battles eh? Then I present:

The SSV Zanzibar!

Location of the Anglo-Zanzibar war! The bloodiest war in the world!
With a massive 500 killed and wounded!
And lasted an incredible 38 minutes!

WWII ain't got nothing on that baby!

Dear God, I . . .I think I'm going to be sick.

[Azint]

Kami102 wrote...

Big battles eh? Then I present:

The SSV Zanzibar!

Location of the Anglo-Zanzibar war! The bloodiest war in the world!
With a massive 500 killed and wounded!
And lasted an incredible 38 minutes!

WWII ain't got nothing on that baby!

I think there is a ship called the Zanzibar.

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

Azint wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

"OH MY GOD! SPACE ICEBURG! NOW IT'S ON FIRE! OH, WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH A THING?!"

"****, now we have a black hole."

Leela: Oh no! Space pirates!

Fry: Space pirates?

Leela: You know; pirates! Except in space!
 

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Hugo Gernsback literaly sounds like the kid everyone made fun of.

That's a huge insult to the Captain, making fun of his ship. Oh well, it already went poorly enough for the crew.

You mean Capain McRapecamp? Y'know, somehow, I really don't care about insulting him.

LAWL!

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

vas Sergio?

Hmm... It works.

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

You mean Capain McRapecamp? Y'know, somehow, I really don't care about insulting him.

...Yeah.

[sergio71785]

cannedcream wrote...

Leela: Oh no! Space pirates!

Fry: Space pirates?

Leela: You know; pirates! Except in space!
 

We're whalers on the moon. We carry our harpoons, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune

[Azint]

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

Azint Prime

...vas Azint Prime.

It could work.

Modifié par Azint, 21 avril 2010 - 08:30 .