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[cannedcream]

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

No one is going to want to be the crew of the SSV Cannedcream.

****ing NO ONE.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Leela: Oh no! Space pirates!

Fry: Space pirates?

Leela: You know; pirates! Except in space!
 

We're whalers on the moon. We carry our harpoons, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune

Does Wrex enjoy being the third wheel?

Shepard: Hey Wrex, I don't think I'm going to be able to get the Mako over this next ridge. Scout out ahead and see if you can find an alternate route. On foot. Far away from us.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

Azint Prime

...vas Azint Prime.

It could work.

It's the 'prime' that makes it cool.

[sergio71785]

cannedcream wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

No one is going to want to be the crew of the SSV Cannedcream.

****ing NO ONE.

Captain: What? You're transferring off this ship, to the QWIB QWIB? Oh come on!!

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Leela: Oh no! Space pirates!

Fry: Space pirates?

Leela: You know; pirates! Except in space!
 

We're whalers on the moon. We carry our harpoons, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune

Does Wrex enjoy being the third wheel?

Shepard: Hey Wrex, I don't think I'm going to be able to get the Mako over this next ridge. Scout out ahead and see if you can find an alternate route. On foot. Far away from us.

If it got me away from that song, hell, I'd so it!

@Sergio: there are no words for how much you just made me laugh. !!!!!!!!!!!!

[sergio71785]

Lividity Jones wrote...


Does Wrex enjoy being the third wheel?

Shepard: Hey Wrex, I don't think I'm going to be able to get the Mako over this next ridge. Scout out ahead and see if you can find an alternate route. On foot. Far away from us.

Haha. Well, at least Tali gets to sit next to Shepard:


Tali: You know, Shepard, I kinda miss the Mako.

Shepard: Really? It seems like most of the crew hated it. They always complained about how cramped it was.

Tali: Well, I kinda liked that. You were always the driver, and as the engineer I always had to sit next to you to monitor systems and run diagnostics in combat. I didn't mind it being so cramped.. 

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

No one is going to want to be the crew of the SSV Cannedcream.

****ing NO ONE.

Captain: What? You're transferring off this ship, to the QWIB QWIB? Oh come on!!

Ouch.

That's rough.

Better get that registration ironed out.

[Lord Coake]

sergio71785 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

No one is going to want to be the crew of the SSV Cannedcream.

****ing NO ONE.

Captain: What? You're transferring off this ship, to the QWIB QWIB? Oh come on!!

Don't knock the Qwib-Qwib.  It's the only ship known whos captain is manly enough to wear pink and still demand respect.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Does Wrex enjoy being the third wheel?

Shepard: Hey Wrex, I don't think I'm going to be able to get the Mako over this next ridge. Scout out ahead and see if you can find an alternate route. On foot. Far away from us.

Haha. Well, at least Tali gets to sit next to Shepard:


Tali: You know, Shepard, I kinda miss the Mako.

Shepard: Really? It seems like most of the crew hated it. They always complained about how cramped it was.

Tali: Well, I kinda liked that. You were always the driver, and as the engineer I always had to sit next to you to monitor systems and run diagnostics in combat. I didn't mind it being so cramped.. 

You just want all my manpoints, don't you?

[RiptideX1090]

Lord Coake wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

No one is going to want to be the crew of the SSV Cannedcream.

****ing NO ONE.

Captain: What? You're transferring off this ship, to the QWIB QWIB? Oh come on!!

Don't knock the Qwib-Qwib.  It's the only ship known whos captain is manly enough to wear pink and still demand respect.

While whining like a little **** about how the most loyal and badass quarian ever is a traitor...

[Azint]

Lord Coake wrote...

Don't knock the Qwib-Qwib.  It's the only ship known whos captain is manly enough to wear pink and still demand respect.

Still got nothing on Velarn. His impertinence alone can defeat Shepard.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lord Coake wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Quarians should name their warships after Talimancers. 

No one is going to want to be the crew of the SSV Cannedcream.

****ing NO ONE.

Captain: What? You're transferring off this ship, to the QWIB QWIB? Oh come on!!

Don't knock the Qwib-Qwib.  It's the only ship known whos captain is manly enough to wear pink and still demand respect.

While whining like a little **** about how the most loyal and badass quarian ever is a traitor...

Truth. Words cannot describe how outraged I was at the Admiralty. But, I upper-left-blue'd because I needed to help Tali and insulting the Admirals didn't seem like it would help her case.

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

Lord Coake wrote...

Don't knock the Qwib-Qwib.  It's the only ship known whos captain is manly enough to wear pink and still demand respect.

Still got nothing on Velarn. His impertinence alone can defeat Shepard.

Velarn and Korris should get together and have a debate about something.

The ignorance levels would fly through the roof.

[sergio71785]

I speculate that the Qwib Qwib is actually a dead Reaper that the Quarians acquired and fixed up.



Qwib Qwib means "World Destroyer" in the language of its original race.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

I speculate that the Qwib Qwib is actually a dead Reaper that the Quarians acquired and fixed up.

Qwib Qwib means "World Destroyer" in the language of its original race.

I always assumed it was a Hanar ship, but that works too.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Lord Coake wrote...

Don't knock the Qwib-Qwib.  It's the only ship known whos captain is manly enough to wear pink and still demand respect.

Still got nothing on Velarn. His impertinence alone can defeat Shepard.

Velarn and Korris should get together and have a debate about something.

The ignorance levels would fly through the roof.

My god. The readings are off the charts!

[RiptideX1090]

[quote]Lividity Jones wrote...

[/quote]

Truth. Words cannot describe how outraged I was at the Admiralty. But, I upper-left-blue'd because I needed to help Tali and insulting the Admirals didn't seem like it would help her case.[/quote]

In my opinion, the renegade speech was far too tame. I may have very well have shot a bullet or two into the air for effect, while telling the board to go get AIDS and die. Lazy, ignorant jackasses.

Two things you don't mess with.

My turian.

And my quarian.

[sergio71785]

Shepard: Wow, the Migrant Fleet looks pretty amazing from this distan--HOLY SH**, THERE'S A FU**ING REAPER ATTACKING THE FLEET! 

Tali: What? Oh, no...  that's the Qwib Qwib. Hey, now that you mention it, it does kinda look like Sovereign. Can't believe I never noticed before.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...


Truth. Words cannot describe how outraged I was at the Admiralty. But, I upper-left-blue'd because I needed to help Tali and insulting the Admirals didn't seem like it would help her case.

The pride was swallowed in the name of Tali.

Also, I plan on using 'upper-left'd' and 'lower-right'd' to decribe my actions from here on out. It just sounds so badass.

"Yeah, so this guy is riding my bumper ALL down the highway, so  I 'lower-right'd' by constantly slowing down more and more until he finally went around."

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Lord Coake wrote...

Don't knock the Qwib-Qwib.  It's the only ship known whos captain is manly enough to wear pink and still demand respect.

Still got nothing on Velarn. His impertinence alone can defeat Shepard.

Velarn and Korris should get together and have a debate about something.

The ignorance levels would fly through the roof.

My god. The readings are off the charts!

Shepard: GARRUS! What's your scouter say about the bull**** level?

Garrus: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!

[sergio71785]

The last chap of my Reunion fanfic dealt with Tali's trial. Shepard got piiiiisssed at the Admirals. 

In its alternative universe, Tali and Shep are already hooked up, so I imagine Shep would get particularly... offended with the trial.

[cannedcream]

sergio71785 wrote...

I speculate that the Qwib Qwib is actually a dead Reaper that the Quarians acquired and fixed up.

Qwib Qwib means "World Destroyer" in the language of its original race.

Well that's just. . .unfortunate.

[Lividity Jones]

[quote]RiptideX1090 wrote...

[quote]Lividity Jones wrote...

[/quote]

Truth. Words cannot describe how outraged I was at the Admiralty. But, I upper-left-blue'd because I needed to help Tali and insulting the Admirals didn't seem like it would help her case.[/quote]

In my opinion, the renegade speech was far too tame. I may have very well have shot a bullet or two into the air for effect, while telling the board to go get AIDS and die. Lazy, ignorant jackasses.

Two things you don't mess with.

My turian.

And my quarian.



[/quote]

I agree.

But something Tali had said to me a long time ago suddenly came back to me when I had considered rallying the crowd against the admirals.

"I can never abandon my people, Shepard."

I was representing Tali. Anything I did would reflect on her for the rest of her life aboard the Flotilla. A personal attack on the Admiralty would not help Tali. I had to think clearly and rationaly.

But I wanted to kick the **** out of them.

[Azint]

http://masseffect.wi...i/Migrant_Fleet
Apperently the Qwib Qwib is a batarian vessel...

[Godur]

Part one of my new ff is fnished!
Shameless self-promotion and all that:
social.bioware.com/1368188/blog/4423/

Comments are appreciated.