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[Calculatrice]

MrBoomba wrote...

A New Creature
Shepard and Tali are walking through Illium looking for a new tech attachment for Tali's omni-tool when they happen apon an Earth animal vendor. Tali takes Shepard hand and rushes over to the vendor to look at all of the different animals.

Tali: Oh, Shepard! Look, arent these some of the animals you wanted to show me back on earth?

Shepard looks down at all the furry little Earth creatures.

Shepard: Heh, looks like they are. Pick one up most of them are quite friendly, just be careful, some will bite.

Tali picks up a Chameleon, examining the odd looking creature.

Tali: Shepard, what is this? It's nothing like the creatures you described to me back on the Normandy!

Just then one of the Chameleon's flys form the cage flys up infront of her mask and the Chameleon strikes, shooting its tongue straight onto tali's mask.
Tali lets go of the animal waving her arms aorund frantically.

Tali: Shepard, get it off! It's trying to eat me!

Shepard pulls the Chameleon off of Tali as the Kiosk own laughs at Tali.

Shepard: Not like it is big enough to hurt you Tali, no need to be afraid.

Tali: Just get that thing away from me! It's going to eat me!

Shepard puts the Chameleon back into the cage and hugs Tali.

Shepard: Well, if youve had enough of Earth's little creatures you want to head back to the normandy?

Tali: I dont see how you Humans can put up with those evil little things, I just want to get as much distance between me and whatever that thing was before it decides it wants more.

Shepard squeezes Tali and leads her back to the Normandy.[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]

Obligatory D'aaawwww.

Modifié par Calculatrice, 22 avril 2010 - 03:13 .

[_jedi 1]

MarineBorn wrote...

Lay a Tali on me.....

no asari hater

[Andaius20]

I dunno if you can modify the models of NPC's you have to check the modding thread. The Shepard model swap doesn't always work IIRC in some areas.

[RiptideX1090]

JeanLuc761 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepardparagon wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Someone take Tali's Skin and replace it with Shepard's

Anyone think it would be possible to replace Kelly's skin with Tali's, then having her... ahem... dance for you?

Pretty sure the universe would implode; it's the Mass Effect equivalent of dividing by 0.

Do you really want that to happen? 

Are you asking if I want to see Tali dance for Shepard or if I want to have the universe explode?

Either way, a win.

Modifié par RiptideX1090, 22 avril 2010 - 03:13 .

[smecky-kitteh]

jedi 1 wrote...

okay this one is more alien

omg i love mission<3

[Calculatrice]

smecky-kitteh wrote...

jedi 1 wrote...

okay this one is more alien

omg i love mission<3

She's like ten years old. Pedophile.<_<

[JeanLuc761]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepardparagon wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Someone take Tali's Skin and replace it with Shepard's

Anyone think it would be possible to replace Kelly's skin with Tali's, then having her... ahem... dance for you?

Pretty sure the universe would implode; it's the Mass Effect equivalent of dividing by 0.

Do you really want that to happen? 

Are you asking if I want to see Tali dance for Shepard or if I want to have the universe explode?

Either way, a win.

*snickers*  How true.

now if only I could find the .psa animation file, I could apply it in 3dsmax.  Alas, I have no idea where it is...

[Strawberry Kiwi]

jedi 1 wrote...

okay this one is more alien

No.

[RiptideX1090]

JeanLuc761 wrote...
*snickers*  How true.

now if only I could find the .psa animation file, I could apply it in 3dsmax.  Alas, I have no idea where it is...

Seriously? You could do it?

WIN.

[MarineBorn]

jedi 1 wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Lay a Tali on me.....

no asari hater

I love Samara..?

[JeanLuc761]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...
*snickers*  How true.

now if only I could find the .psa animation file, I could apply it in 3dsmax.  Alas, I have no idea where it is...

Seriously? You could do it?

WIN.

I literally cannot find the animation file.  So no, I cannot 

[smecky-kitteh]

Calculatrice wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

jedi 1 wrote...

okay this one is more alien

omg i love mission<3

She's like ten years old. Pedophile.<_<

what 0.o no shes not! damnit now i have to go to wicky

[RiptideX1090]

JeanLuc761 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...
*snickers*  How true.

now if only I could find the .psa animation file, I could apply it in 3dsmax.  Alas, I have no idea where it is...

Seriously? You could do it?

WIN.

I literally cannot find the animation file.  So no, I cannot 

Awww...

Now I know how that Krogan who wanted to eat the fish in the Presidium lakes felt...

[Goat_Shepard]

smecky-kitteh wrote...

jedi 1 wrote...

okay this one is more alien

omg i love mission<3

[JeanLuc761]

MarineBorn wrote...

jedi 1 wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Lay a Tali on me.....

no asari hater

I love Samara..?

Were you looking for an image or something?

If so, go back two pages and look at the one on the bottom :innocent:

[_jedi 1]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

jedi 1 wrote...

okay this one is more alien

No.

i knew someone would say  NO 

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...
*snickers*  How true.

now if only I could find the .psa animation file, I could apply it in 3dsmax.  Alas, I have no idea where it is...

Seriously? You could do it?

WIN.

I literally cannot find the animation file.  So no, I cannot 

Awww...

Now I know how that Krogan who wanted to eat the fish in the Presidium lakes felt...

It doesn't seem like something Tali would do, anyway.

[Shazzammer2]

wait wait ... sorry for off topic. Turians do not have lips ... so then what do they have??

[Andaius20]

JeanLuc761 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

JeanLuc761 wrote...
*snickers*  How true.

now if only I could find the .psa animation file, I could apply it in 3dsmax.  Alas, I have no idea where it is...

Seriously? You could do it?

WIN.

I literally cannot find the animation file.  So no, I cannot 

It's most likely packaged in an archive some where.

[videowiz186]

Lividity Jones wrote...

It doesn't seem like something Tali would do, anyway.

Concur.

[JeanLuc761]

videowiz186 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

It doesn't seem like something Tali would do, anyway.

Concur.

I'm almost glad I can't find it.  Could you imagine what it would do to this thread?

Oh god 

[Calculatrice]

smecky-kitteh wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

jedi 1 wrote...

okay this one is more alien

omg i love mission<3

She's like ten years old. Pedophile.<_<

what 0.o no shes not! damnit now i have to go to wicky

She is so (though she claims she's "not a kid anymore"). Her voice, the way she acts... She's very Naive, childish. So remember, every time you're attracted to her, it's like thinking a four year old playing on the play ground in a sexual way while you stalk them from a bench. Not cool.

[Andaius20]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

wait wait ... sorry for off topic. Turians do not have lips ... so then what do they have??

They have lips I think, just not liek human lips, you can see Garrus lips move when he talks, it's more liek a lizards mouth.

[MarineBorn]

JeanLuc761 wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

jedi 1 wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Lay a Tali on me.....

no asari hater

I love Samara..?

Were you looking for an image or something?

If so, go back two pages and look at the one on the bottom :innocent:

.....wow

[_jedi 1]

MarineBorn wrote...

jedi 1 wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Lay a Tali on me.....

no asari hater

I love Samara..?

what about two other asari who come here you show much hate  i dont believe you like Samara