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#62026
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Ok, I kept saying I was going to go to bed for like an hour and now I finally am. Night everyone.

#62027
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The_KFD_Case wrote...

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Just_mike wrote...

This is why I think every man, woman and child should carry bear pepperspray

More commonly known as napalm.  Remember kids, when all else fails, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Sorry, couldn't resist throwing in a meme.


I'm glad you did. I was thinking the same thing yet held back. ^_^

I take the risks so you don't have to! B)

#62028
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

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NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.

Geth...an annoyance...

oh so true

That's what I'm talking about.  The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls.  What a dick.

What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.

Huh?  I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.


Sovereign promised the body of a Reaper if the geth aided him.

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Grif101 wrote...


Big Foot's outside my home yelling "Tali" in poor english over and over again........
I may have to kill him


Nah. Let him live. If we learned anything from ME2, when you let things live, there send you nice e-mails thanking you.


And if you kill them they can never annoy you again.

#62030
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

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And that heheheee! just cemented my opinion:P
Still at least you have some realism in you
Otherwise I'd be afraid that you would be one of those fellows who prance around in a pink toga (Or naked God help us) spreading flowers everywhere:innocent:

Negative. Bear in mind that "Heheheee" does not emulate the same girly sound that "Hihihiiii" might. :D

"Teeheehee" is the term you're looking for.


That too.

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...


NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.

Geth...an annoyance...

oh so true

That's what I'm talking about.  The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls.  What a dick.

What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.

Huh?  I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.

Soveriegn gave them a virus so they would help the reapers, but he didn't like the non-infected geth.

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

That's what I'm talking about.  The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls.  What a dick.

Geth: What the hell, guys? I thought we were all buddies!
Harbinger: We smoked only one together, that does not make us friends!
Geth: But you were providing so much, I thought we could do some bonding!
Harbinger: Listen, man, I am your dealer. Not your friend.
Geth: ******.

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The_KFD_Case wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

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The squirrels are throwing nuts at my window:?
This must mean they're organizing against me
And I could swear that one of them is spray painting "Tali or Death" on my wall:blink::?
This bodes very badly..........



Man up! :police:

Man KFD you haven't been assaulted by Mother Nature like I have!
Funnel Webs, Camel Spiders, Bears, Black Widows and now Squirrels:?
They're all out to get me


But I have had the dubious pleasure of having a fully grown baboon bar it's impressive rows of fang teeth at me while only sitting a couple of meters away in a wildlife reserve in Africa. With only open space between us. There was also the time one of our dogs was spat in the eye by a spitting cobra which had a hole in our yard. And then there was the time a tarantula spider scampered across our veranda and turned around and intimated our dog which was probably at least 60 times its size (when it raised its fore legs our dog backed off quickly). Shall I continue with the tales of my family's time spent in Africa?

I can top that
Once during my visit in Israel a Camel Spider ended up in my boxers and I put them on with the thing still in it........
Now I don't know how it didn't fall out and if your wondering how I didn't know about the extra weight, it's because on vacation I wear boxers with that groin protection inside.........long story
So for a good five or six minutes that thing was skittering around on my bare crotch with me screaming like a little girl trying to punch it to death...........
Shall I continue?B) I have plenty more stories like that, and yes they all happened

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Azint wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

That's what I'm talking about.  The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls.  What a dick.

Geth: What the hell, guys? I thought we were all buddies!
Harbinger: We smoked only one together, that does not make us friends!
Geth: But you were providing so much, I thought we could do some bonding!
Harbinger: Listen, man, I am your dealer. Not your friend.
Geth: ******.

We have a winner.

#62035
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Lividity Jones wrote...


Sovereign promised the body of a Reaper if the geth aided him.


Basically, Reapers hate everything thats not a Reaper.

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Azint wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

That's what I'm talking about.  The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls.  What a dick.

Geth: What the hell, guys? I thought we were all buddies!
Harbinger: We smoked only one together, that does not make us friends!
Geth: But you were providing so much, I thought we could do some bonding!
Harbinger: Listen, man, I am your dealer. Not your friend.
Geth: ******.


Well played.

#62037
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I'm going to follow sol's example.  Have a read if you get bored.  I'm out.

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'm going to follow sol's example.  Have a read if you get bored.  I'm out.

Goodbye sir

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pvt fc jenkins wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...


NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.

Geth...an annoyance...

oh so true

That's what I'm talking about.  The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls.  What a dick.

What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.

Huh?  I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.

Soveriegn gave them a virus so they would help the reapers, but he didn't like the non-infected geth.


He hated them all.

Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.

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nonAnon02 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...


Big Foot's outside my home yelling "Tali" in poor english over and over again........
I may have to kill him


Nah. Let him live. If we learned anything from ME2, when you let things live, there send you nice e-mails thanking you.

Let me remind you that doesn't have enough hair covering a certain "region" of his body.........
That and his rantings along with the squirrels assault on my window is becoming annoying<_<:?

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Grif101 wrote...

nonAnon02 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...


Big Foot's outside my home yelling "Tali" in poor english over and over again........
I may have to kill him


Nah. Let him live. If we learned anything from ME2, when you let things live, there send you nice e-mails thanking you.

Let me remind you that doesn't have enough hair covering a certain "region" of his body.........
That and his rantings along with the squirrels assault on my window is becoming annoying<_<:?


Just kill the damn thing.

I'll loan you a grenade.

#62042
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Just_mike wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

The squirrels are throwing nuts at my window:?
This must mean they're organizing against me
And I could swear that one of them is spray painting "Tali or Death" on my wall:blink::?
This bodes very badly..........


Man up soldier! :police:


I would kill a squirrel for Tali. Why cant you?


Because I try to pay heed to the notion that a true warrior knows when to fight and when to stay his hand.


Its a squirrel.


Precisely, and thus while in any given confrontation the outcome may be up for grabs given the fortunes of war and fate, etc. there would be heavy odds on such a confrontation being in my favour if I were to truly unleash my destructive potential upon a lone squirrel. That's hardly an honourable fight IMO and unless the squirrel poses a clear and present danger to my safety, or the safety of those in my charge, in the short term - and possibly the long term - I see little reason to engage in lethal action against it.

#62043
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CamoBadger wrote...

pvt fc jenkins wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...


NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.

Geth...an annoyance...

oh so true

That's what I'm talking about.  The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls.  What a dick.

What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.

Huh?  I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.

Soveriegn gave them a virus so they would help the reapers, but he didn't like the non-infected geth.


He hated them all.

Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.


Tyrant: Alright, Sovereign, it's your turn to be vanguard.

Sovereign: What!? I was vanguard last time!

Harbinger: Just shut up and go through the relay.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 22 avril 2010 - 05:30 .


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CamoBadger wrote...

pvt fc jenkins wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...


NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.

Geth...an annoyance...

oh so true

That's what I'm talking about.  The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls.  What a dick.

What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.

Huh?  I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.

Soveriegn gave them a virus so they would help the reapers, but he didn't like the non-infected geth.


He hated them all.

Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.


Is this some effed up fanfic erotica plot-line Im reading?...

#62045
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need more Tali


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CamoBadger wrote...

He hated them all.

Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.

They all drew straws to see who would be "it".

It was rigged.

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TALI! Are you there?



And what happened to Rune?

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Just_mike wrote...

TALI! Are you there?

And what happened to Rune?

Good question, not often do I see rune away from the thread for this length of time.

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pvt fc jenkins wrote...

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Random thought: I would like to know if Quarians have any special tactics for hand-to-hand combat against geth? Surely that's why Tali has a knife?

I'm dissapointed no one has responded to this...

I figured she has it because a knife is a good tool.  It never runs out of power or ammo, and it works better at cutting things than a gun.

I wouldn't want to take on a geth with a knife.  I mean, they look fairly... metallic.  If I had to, I guess I'd try to stick it right in their flashlight face.

Think of all the exposed wires.... ignoring that, the rest of my question is still valid. Do you think the Quarians have special hand-to-hand techniques to use against the geth? It seems like they should...


well they know how they are made, so i suppose they know where to hit them with a proper weapon (as the knife?)... or they can always go joker route and put grease on the sensors or go with the mighty quarian pounce :P

i think Tali knows hand to hand techniques but that doesnt necessary mean they are developed to fight geths, we have to consider that every quarian is going to do the pilgramage and self defence/hand to hand techniques are probably pretty usefull there

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Azint wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

He hated them all.

Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.

They all drew straws to see who would be "it".

It was rigged.


Maybe THAT is the reason he hates everyone so much. He keeps getting put as the damn Vanguard. How lame would that job be? All of the other Reapers get to sleep in and he has to wake up every 10,000 years or so to check on civilization.