The Official Migrant Fleet of Tali'Zorah fans
#62026
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:23
#62027
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:24
I take the risks so you don't have to!The_KFD_Case wrote...
JeanLuc761 wrote...
More commonly known as napalm. Remember kids, when all else fails, KILL IT WITH FIRE!Just_mike wrote...
This is why I think every man, woman and child should carry bear pepperspray
Sorry, couldn't resist throwing in a meme.
I'm glad you did. I was thinking the same thing yet held back.
#62028
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:24
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Huh? I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.CamoBadger wrote...
What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.NuclearBuddha wrote...
That's what I'm talking about. The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls. What a dick.CamoBadger wrote...
Geth...an annoyance...NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.
oh so true
Sovereign promised the body of a Reaper if the geth aided him.
#62029
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:24
Guest_CamoBadger_*
nonAnon02 wrote...
Grif101 wrote...
Big Foot's outside my home yelling "Tali" in poor english over and over again........
I may have to kill him
Nah. Let him live. If we learned anything from ME2, when you let things live, there send you nice e-mails thanking you.
And if you kill them they can never annoy you again.
#62030
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:24
NuclearBuddha wrote...
"Teeheehee" is the term you're looking for.The_KFD_Case wrote...
Negative. Bear in mind that "Heheheee" does not emulate the same girly sound that "Hihihiiii" might.Grif101 wrote...
And that heheheee! just cemented my opinion:P
Still at least you have some realism in you
Otherwise I'd be afraid that you would be one of those fellows who prance around in a pink toga (Or naked God help us) spreading flowers everywhere:innocent:
That too.
#62031
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:25
Soveriegn gave them a virus so they would help the reapers, but he didn't like the non-infected geth.NuclearBuddha wrote...
Huh? I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.CamoBadger wrote...
What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.NuclearBuddha wrote...
That's what I'm talking about. The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls. What a dick.CamoBadger wrote...
Geth...an annoyance...NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.
oh so true
#62032
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:25
Geth: What the hell, guys? I thought we were all buddies!NuclearBuddha wrote...
That's what I'm talking about. The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls. What a dick.
Harbinger: We smoked only one together, that does not make us friends!
Geth: But you were providing so much, I thought we could do some bonding!
Harbinger: Listen, man, I am your dealer. Not your friend.
Geth: ******.
#62033
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:26
I can top thatThe_KFD_Case wrote...
Grif101 wrote...
Man KFD you haven't been assaulted by Mother Nature like I have!The_KFD_Case wrote...
Grif101 wrote...
The squirrels are throwing nuts at my window:?
This must mean they're organizing against me
And I could swear that one of them is spray painting "Tali or Death" on my wall:blink:
This bodes very badly..........
Man up!
Funnel Webs, Camel Spiders, Bears, Black Widows and now Squirrels:?
They're all out to get me
But I have had the dubious pleasure of having a fully grown baboon bar it's impressive rows of fang teeth at me while only sitting a couple of meters away in a wildlife reserve in Africa. With only open space between us. There was also the time one of our dogs was spat in the eye by a spitting cobra which had a hole in our yard. And then there was the time a tarantula spider scampered across our veranda and turned around and intimated our dog which was probably at least 60 times its size (when it raised its fore legs our dog backed off quickly). Shall I continue with the tales of my family's time spent in Africa?
Once during my visit in Israel a Camel Spider ended up in my boxers and I put them on with the thing still in it........
Now I don't know how it didn't fall out and if your wondering how I didn't know about the extra weight, it's because on vacation I wear boxers with that groin protection inside.........long story
So for a good five or six minutes that thing was skittering around on my bare crotch with me screaming like a little girl trying to punch it to death...........
Shall I continue?
#62034
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:26
We have a winner.Azint wrote...
Geth: What the hell, guys? I thought we were all buddies!NuclearBuddha wrote...
That's what I'm talking about. The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls. What a dick.
Harbinger: We smoked only one together, that does not make us friends!
Geth: But you were providing so much, I thought we could do some bonding!
Harbinger: Listen, man, I am your dealer. Not your friend.
Geth: ******.
#62035
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:26
Lividity Jones wrote...
Sovereign promised the body of a Reaper if the geth aided him.
Basically, Reapers hate everything thats not a Reaper.
#62036
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:26
Azint wrote...
Geth: What the hell, guys? I thought we were all buddies!NuclearBuddha wrote...
That's what I'm talking about. The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls. What a dick.
Harbinger: We smoked only one together, that does not make us friends!
Geth: But you were providing so much, I thought we could do some bonding!
Harbinger: Listen, man, I am your dealer. Not your friend.
Geth: ******.
Well played.
#62039
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:27
Guest_CamoBadger_*
pvt fc jenkins wrote...
Soveriegn gave them a virus so they would help the reapers, but he didn't like the non-infected geth.NuclearBuddha wrote...
Huh? I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.CamoBadger wrote...
What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.NuclearBuddha wrote...
That's what I'm talking about. The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls. What a dick.CamoBadger wrote...
Geth...an annoyance...NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.
oh so true
He hated them all.
Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.
#62040
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:28
Let me remind you that doesn't have enough hair covering a certain "region" of his body.........nonAnon02 wrote...
Grif101 wrote...
Big Foot's outside my home yelling "Tali" in poor english over and over again........
I may have to kill him
Nah. Let him live. If we learned anything from ME2, when you let things live, there send you nice e-mails thanking you.
That and his rantings along with the squirrels assault on my window is becoming annoying<_<
#62041
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:29
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Grif101 wrote...
Let me remind you that doesn't have enough hair covering a certain "region" of his body.........nonAnon02 wrote...
Grif101 wrote...
Big Foot's outside my home yelling "Tali" in poor english over and over again........
I may have to kill him
Nah. Let him live. If we learned anything from ME2, when you let things live, there send you nice e-mails thanking you.
That and his rantings along with the squirrels assault on my window is becoming annoying<_<
Just kill the damn thing.
I'll loan you a grenade.
#62042
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:29
Just_mike wrote...
The_KFD_Case wrote...
Just_mike wrote...
The_KFD_Case wrote...
Grif101 wrote...
The squirrels are throwing nuts at my window:?
This must mean they're organizing against me
And I could swear that one of them is spray painting "Tali or Death" on my wall:blink:
This bodes very badly..........
Man up soldier!
I would kill a squirrel for Tali. Why cant you?
Because I try to pay heed to the notion that a true warrior knows when to fight and when to stay his hand.
Its a squirrel.
Precisely, and thus while in any given confrontation the outcome may be up for grabs given the fortunes of war and fate, etc. there would be heavy odds on such a confrontation being in my favour if I were to truly unleash my destructive potential upon a lone squirrel. That's hardly an honourable fight IMO and unless the squirrel poses a clear and present danger to my safety, or the safety of those in my charge, in the short term - and possibly the long term - I see little reason to engage in lethal action against it.
#62043
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:29
CamoBadger wrote...
pvt fc jenkins wrote...
Soveriegn gave them a virus so they would help the reapers, but he didn't like the non-infected geth.NuclearBuddha wrote...
Huh? I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.CamoBadger wrote...
What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.NuclearBuddha wrote...
That's what I'm talking about. The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls. What a dick.CamoBadger wrote...
Geth...an annoyance...NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.
oh so true
He hated them all.
Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.
Tyrant: Alright, Sovereign, it's your turn to be vanguard.
Sovereign: What!? I was vanguard last time!
Harbinger: Just shut up and go through the relay.
Modifié par Lividity Jones, 22 avril 2010 - 05:30 .
#62044
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:29
CamoBadger wrote...
pvt fc jenkins wrote...
Soveriegn gave them a virus so they would help the reapers, but he didn't like the non-infected geth.NuclearBuddha wrote...
Huh? I thought he had promised them "their future" in return for serving him.CamoBadger wrote...
What? No, the reapers always hated them. Soveriegn was insulted by them.NuclearBuddha wrote...
That's what I'm talking about. The geth were supposed to be BFFs with the Reapers, and now Harbinger won't even return their calls. What a dick.CamoBadger wrote...
Geth...an annoyance...NuclearBuddha wrote...
Harbinger is kind of a dick.
oh so true
He hated them all.
Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.
Is this some effed up fanfic erotica plot-line Im reading?...
#62045
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:30
#62046
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:31
They all drew straws to see who would be "it".CamoBadger wrote...
He hated them all.
Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.
It was rigged.
#62047
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:31
And what happened to Rune?
#62048
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:32
Good question, not often do I see rune away from the thread for this length of time.Just_mike wrote...
TALI! Are you there?
And what happened to Rune?
#62049
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:32
pvt fc jenkins wrote...
Think of all the exposed wires.... ignoring that, the rest of my question is still valid. Do you think the Quarians have special hand-to-hand techniques to use against the geth? It seems like they should...NuclearBuddha wrote...
I figured she has it because a knife is a good tool. It never runs out of power or ammo, and it works better at cutting things than a gun.pvt fc jenkins wrote...
I'm dissapointed no one has responded to this...pvt fc jenkins wrote...
Random thought: I would like to know if Quarians have any special tactics for hand-to-hand combat against geth? Surely that's why Tali has a knife?
I wouldn't want to take on a geth with a knife. I mean, they look fairly... metallic. If I had to, I guess I'd try to stick it right in their flashlight face.
well they know how they are made, so i suppose they know where to hit them with a proper weapon (as the knife?)... or they can always go joker route and put grease on the sensors or go with the mighty quarian pounce
i think Tali knows hand to hand techniques but that doesnt necessary mean they are developed to fight geths, we have to consider that every quarian is going to do the pilgramage and self defence/hand to hand techniques are probably pretty usefull there
#62050
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Posté 22 avril 2010 - 05:32
Guest_CamoBadger_*
Azint wrote...
They all drew straws to see who would be "it".CamoBadger wrote...
He hated them all.
Saren told us that He thought their worship was insulting. But then again, Soveriegn hated absolutely everything, which is probably why the other reapers kept him in the galaxy. Keeping that a**hole away from them.
It was rigged.
Maybe THAT is the reason he hates everyone so much. He keeps getting put as the damn Vanguard. How lame would that job be? All of the other Reapers get to sleep in and he has to wake up every 10,000 years or so to check on civilization.




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