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[NuclearBuddha]

uhdnrt wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Hell, I'd live in Detroit if it meant being with Tali.

Ouch man.  What did Detroiters ever do to you?!?!?!?!?!
UHD dissaproves -100

Take him to Detroit!

[greywarden1212]

pvt fc jenkins wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

pvt fc jenkins wrote...

Brittle Star wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

pvt fc jenkins wrote...
You know, it is probable that Sheperd will die in the end of ME:3, classic tragic hero...
It will probably be a choice, some kind of suicide thing that you can volunteer for...

Better f-ing not be.  I'm sick of that sh*t.

No way! I'm gonna live happily-ever-after with Tali on some fracking rainbow Care Bears pixie dust, so very shiny and bright that it makes your eyeballs bleed with the sheer goody goodness of it, planet.

You mean like this:
*INSERT TALI WITH THE FLYING CULLUSOUS*

*Starts to cry*
Crap, I need to do something manly.

oh...oh god it hurts! theres glass and blood every where that **** is a trap run now!

[pvt fc jenkins]

cannedcream wrote...

knight5923 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Oh yes let's all have steak while Tali slurps down her pureed nutrient paste and twiddles her thumbs.
.
..
....

Shepard: "Hey Tali, did you want a bite of my ste ...... oh:blush:
                  You know, this salad is really ........ oh:blush:
                  The potato is just .......oh:blush:
                  This wine is definitely the best I've ........ oh:blush:
                  .................... So, that nutrient paste looks .......... good:unsure:"

I laughed. . .and then instantly felt bad.

Same, I feel terrible for Tali, she deserves the best! She deserves steak wrapped in bacon!

[BigKahuna25]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Chool....not good.
SUPPORT TALI

i dunno, i laughed pretty hard at it.

[cannedcream]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
Does she have to be in a sterile environment to eat?  It seems to me like the suits would be able to ingest the nutrient paste at any location (since you won't always be able to find a sterile room.)  This would be a common problem, and probably easier to make the suits able to take care of it than it is to install sterile rooms around the galaxy.

As long as she can eat it wherever, we can still have meals together

She can eat the nutrient paste wherever. But anything else would require taking the mask off.

Eating at a restaurant is probably out of the question--restaurants are public places, where many people go, so there'll be tons of germs in the air.

So Grunt talking about "evening meals" means most of the crew do have a group gathering every day. The germs would be in the air so she'd be sitting there eating behind her suit once again.

Yeah, she probably eats alone or with Garrus and Jack and Zaeed

Woah.
Hold on.
Wait for it. . . .wait for iiiiiiit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BOOM! There it is!
Insperation for first 'not-depressing' Tali fic.
I'll play around with this idea for a bit and see if I can't get something good out of it.
Thanks, Goat!

[Phil725]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

*snip*
She can eat the nutrient paste wherever. But anything else would require taking the mask off.

Eating at a restaurant is probably out of the question--restaurants are public places, where many people go, so there'll be tons of germs in the air.

So Grunt talking about "evening meals" means most of the crew do have a group gathering every day. The germs would be in the air so she'd be sitting there eating behind her suit once again.

Yeah, she probably eats alone or with Garrus and Jack and Zaeed

Maybe your Shepard.  My Shepard will not have his imaginary activities limited by outsiders.  I eat all of my meals with Tali

[Brittle Star]

Simon9one wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Simon9one wrote...
Li'Vael seems to come into discussion at least once per day.
Damn my soft spot for Quarians, I would totally buy her a ship for her to bring home on her pilgrimage. 

Or at least a paragon option of giving her money.
I mean damn BioWare...

Yeah really.  They make you feel all sympathetic, but don't allow you to do anything.  
And that was one of the more dialogue-filled mini-quests. 

I just wanted to give her a hug.

[Simon9one]

chool77 wrote...

I hate to say it...but that's actually legit (unlike most funny google suggestions).

There are a lot of very dumb people who use search engines.

[sergio71785]

Phil725 wrote...
I doubt it tastes that bad.  Its probably rather tasteless. 

Who knows, quarians are aliens, maybe they don't even have tastebuds, and eating is only for nutrition for them. 

Well, it's not impossible, but it's extremely likely that they do have a sense of taste.

[knight5923]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

knight5923 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Oh yes let's all have steak while Tali slurps down her pureed nutrient paste and twiddles her thumbs.
.
..
....

Shepard: "Hey Tali, did you want a bite of my ste ...... oh:blush:
                  You know, this salad is really ........ oh:blush:
                  The potato is just .......oh:blush:
                  This wine is definitely the best I've ........ oh:blush:
                  .................... So, that nutrient paste looks .......... good:unsure:"

you know... not EVERYTHING has proteins and thus amino acids in them she could eat some of our foods.

Ya, but it'd prolly have to be irradiated to remove the bacterial load so she cold eat it safely, without fear of infection

[cannedcream]

pvt fc jenkins wrote...

I have to brofist this! Every damn time. I HAVE to.

[NuclearBuddha]

sergio71785 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
I doubt it tastes that bad.  Its probably rather tasteless. 

Who knows, quarians are aliens, maybe they don't even have tastebuds, and eating is only for nutrition for them. 

Well, it's not impossible, but it's extremely likely that they do have a sense of taste.

She mentions being able to smell, so yeah, it's likely.

[Goat_Shepard]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

knight5923 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Oh yes let's all have steak while Tali slurps down her pureed nutrient paste and twiddles her thumbs.
.
..
....

Shepard: "Hey Tali, did you want a bite of my ste ...... oh:blush:
                  You know, this salad is really ........ oh:blush:
                  The potato is just .......oh:blush:
                  This wine is definitely the best I've ........ oh:blush:
                  .................... So, that nutrient paste looks .......... good:unsure:"

you know... not EVERYTHING has proteins and thus amino acids in them she could eat some of our foods.

Truedat. First of all my Shepard would love to eat nutrient paste every day lol  2nd of all Shepard is THE MAN and would dine alone with Tali in his sterile Captain's Cabin every night.

Screw the resta the crew they can headbutt and armwrestle with Sgt. Gardner yellin at 'em. Oh good times we haven't seen :innocent:

[sergio71785]

Tali and Shepard eat dinner together in his cabin. It probably doesn't cause her much of a reaction to take her mask off in there for small periods of time. 

[sergio71785]

NuclearBuddha wrote...
She mentions being able to smell, so yeah, it's likely.

Yeah that's true. Isn't what we taste actually like 90% smell? Something like that. 

[Simon9one]

Brittle Star wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Simon9one wrote...
Li'Vael seems to come into discussion at least once per day.
Damn my soft spot for Quarians, I would totally buy her a ship for her to bring home on her pilgrimage. 

Or at least a paragon option of giving her money.
I mean damn BioWare...

Yeah really.  They make you feel all sympathetic, but don't allow you to do anything.  
And that was one of the more dialogue-filled mini-quests. 

I just wanted to give her a hug.

Tali might disapprove a little.

[NuclearBuddha]

It would be interesting to know just which smilie gets used the most on this forum. Sorry for the random thought.

[pvt fc jenkins]

Brittle Star wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Simon9one wrote...
Li'Vael seems to come into discussion at least once per day.
Damn my soft spot for Quarians, I would totally buy her a ship for her to bring home on her pilgrimage. 

Or at least a paragon option of giving her money.
I mean damn BioWare...

Yeah really.  They make you feel all sympathetic, but don't allow you to do anything.  
And that was one of the more dialogue-filled mini-quests. 

I just wanted to give her a hug.

I DID give her a hug! On her loyalty mission... I wish there was a "paragon" hug every time you talk to her though...

[greywarden1212]

cannedcream wrote...

pvt fc jenkins wrote...

I have to brofist this! Every damn time. I HAVE to.

why doesn't it hurt you like it did me?

[BigKahuna25]

knight5923 wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

knight5923 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Oh yes let's all have steak while Tali slurps down her pureed nutrient paste and twiddles her thumbs.
.
..
....

Shepard: "Hey Tali, did you want a bite of my ste ...... oh:blush:
                  You know, this salad is really ........ oh:blush:
                  The potato is just .......oh:blush:
                  This wine is definitely the best I've ........ oh:blush:
                  .................... So, that nutrient paste looks .......... good:unsure:"

you know... not EVERYTHING has proteins and thus amino acids in them she could eat some of our foods.

Ya, but it'd prolly have to be irradiated to remove the bacterial load so she cold eat it safely, without fear of infection

i still stand by my comment that she could have a machine that pastes and sterilizes food that's cooked for her. that suit has a lot of pockets after all.

[Simon9one]

cannedcream wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
Does she have to be in a sterile environment to eat?  It seems to me like the suits would be able to ingest the nutrient paste at any location (since you won't always be able to find a sterile room.)  This would be a common problem, and probably easier to make the suits able to take care of it than it is to install sterile rooms around the galaxy.

As long as she can eat it wherever, we can still have meals together

She can eat the nutrient paste wherever. But anything else would require taking the mask off.

Eating at a restaurant is probably out of the question--restaurants are public places, where many people go, so there'll be tons of germs in the air.

So Grunt talking about "evening meals" means most of the crew do have a group gathering every day. The germs would be in the air so she'd be sitting there eating behind her suit once again.

Yeah, she probably eats alone or with Garrus and Jack and Zaeed

Woah.
Hold on.
Wait for it. . . .wait for iiiiiiit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BOOM! There it is!
Insperation for first 'not-depressing' Tali fic.
I'll play around with this idea for a bit and see if I can't get something good out of it.
Thanks, Goat!

Man, you will be my hero if you come up with something that makes me d'aaaw instead of cry.

[cannedcream]

Simon9one wrote...

chool77 wrote...

I hate to say it...but that's actually legit (unlike most funny google suggestions).

There are a lot of very dumb people who use search engines.

. . . .. . . .I. . .have no words for this.

[Goat_Shepard]

cannedcream wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

So Grunt talking about "evening meals" means most of the crew do have a group gathering every day. The germs would be in the air so she'd be sitting there eating behind her suit once again.

Yeah, she probably eats alone or with Garrus and Jack and Zaeed

Woah.
Hold on.
Wait for it. . . .wait for iiiiiiit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BOOM! There it is!
Insperation for first 'not-depressing' Tali fic.
I'll play around with this idea for a bit and see if I can't get something good out of it.
Thanks, Goat!