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[sergio71785]

Simon9one wrote...


Manpoints-100.
That made me happy, then sad.

On the bright side, she was eventually proven wrong. <3

[JeanLuc761]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...
On the bright side, she was eventually proven wrong. <3

-snip-

I am so glad I rendered those two, people seem to love em

[Simon9one]

sergio71785 wrote...

Simon9one wrote...


Manpoints-100.
That made me happy, then sad.

On the bright side, she was eventually proven wrong. <3

But she had to live so long with those feelings for Shepard that she couldn't express.

Still makes me sad, even if in the end they're happy.

[Goat_Shepard]

starwarschewy wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

hey i'm back
what are we talking about?

tali, shot gun ,and illusive man spying on talimance:)

Get this. Miranda knows where all the bugs are on the Normandy. Tali points out there are survelance cameras all over the ship (suggesting in Engineering too).

TIM zooms in, video tapes, sells it on the extranet, becomes richer. Even if you blow up the Collector Base, TIM isn't mad one bit

[sergio71785]

Simon9one wrote...

But she had to live so long with those feelings for Shepard that she couldn't express.

Still makes me sad, even if in the end they're happy.

Yeah, that is sad. But, that makes it sweeter in the end.

Kinda like when you taste something bitter, and then taste something sweet. The original bitter taste results in the sweet one being even sweeter.

[SirEmilCrane]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Get this. Miranda knows where all the bugs are on the Normandy. Tali points out there are survelance cameras all over the ship (suggesting in Engineering too).

TIM zooms in, video tapes, sells it on the extranet, becomes richer. Even if you blow up the Collector Base, TIM isn't mad one bit

HAHAHA! Then Joker downloads it and shows it at the normandy movie night

Just as planned...

[Simon9one]

sergio71785 wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

But she had to live so long with those feelings for Shepard that she couldn't express.

Still makes me sad, even if in the end they're happy.

Yeah, that is sad. But, that makes it sweeter in the end.

Kinda like when you taste something bitter, and then taste something sweet. The original bitter taste results in the sweet one being even sweeter.

That's why ME3 must have a perfect happy ending for them.
Because without that things will go back to being bitter. 

[sergio71785]

There aren't any bugs on the shuttle...


Garrus: Hey Joker, have you seen Shepard? I wanted to ask him if it was alright if I took the shuttle. I need to go buy some calibration tools.

Joker: Nah, haven't seen him. Just take the shuttle dude, he won't mind. 

Garrus: Alright.

*Garrus opens the shuttle door*

Garrus: 

Tali: KEELAH! *Tali covers herself with the cloth wrappings from her suit*

Shepard: DAMNIT CAN'T WE GET SOME FREAKIN' PRIVACY?! 

[Goat_Shepard]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Get this. Miranda knows where all the bugs are on the Normandy. Tali points out there are survelance cameras all over the ship (suggesting in Engineering too).

TIM zooms in, video tapes, sells it on the extranet, becomes richer. Even if you blow up the Collector Base, TIM isn't mad one bit

HAHAHA! Then Joker downloads it and shows it at the normandy movie night

Just as planned...

So security cameras  +



+



= CHACHING!

I'm juss playin will stop now.

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 09 avril 2010 - 01:50 .

[SirEmilCrane]

sergio71785 wrote...

There aren't any bugs on the shuttle...


Garrus: Hey Joker, have you seen Shepard? I wanted to ask him if it was alright if I took the shuttle. I need to go buy some calibration tools.

Joker: Nah, haven't seen him. Just take the shuttle dude, he won't mind. 

Garrus: Alright.

*Garrus opens the shuttle door*

Garrus: 

Tali: KEELAH! *Tali covers herself with the cloth wrappings from her suit*

Shepard: DAMNIT CAN'T WE GET SOME FREAKIN' PRIVACY?! 

Nice
But no matter where you go
TIM is wathcing you fornicate

[Simon9one]

sergio71785 wrote...

There aren't any bugs on the shuttle...


Garrus: Hey Joker, have you seen Shepard? I wanted to ask him if it was alright if I took the shuttle. I need to go buy some calibration tools.

Joker: Nah, haven't seen him. Just take the shuttle dude, he won't mind. 

Garrus: Alright.

*Garrus opens the shuttle door*

Garrus: 

Tali: KEELAH! *Tali covers herself with the cloth wrappings from her suit*

Shepard: DAMNIT CAN'T WE GET SOME FREAKIN' PRIVACY?! 

Calibration tools?
I didn't know Turians used vaseline.

[Azint]

sergio71785 wrote...

There aren't any bugs on the shuttle...


Garrus: Hey Joker, have you seen Shepard? I wanted to ask him if it was alright if I took the shuttle. I need to go buy some calibration tools.

Joker: Nah, haven't seen him. Just take the shuttle dude, he won't mind. 

Garrus: Alright.

*Garrus opens the shuttle door*

Garrus: 

Tali: KEELAH! *Tali covers herself with the cloth wrappings from her suit*

Shepard: DAMNIT CAN'T WE GET SOME FREAKIN' PRIVACY?! 

*Later*
Shepard: I had reach, but she had flexibility.
Garrus: That's what I like to hear!

[sergio71785]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Nice
But no matter where you go
TIM is wathcing you fornicate

Not in Mordin's lab! Remember he mentioned removing all the bugs? 

-------------

 *During Shepard and Tali's romance scene...*

Shepard: It's okay... come here.

*They embrace*

Tali: Wait, Shepard... Cerberus probably has bugs here, in your quarters. I don't think they should, um, know about us... Is there any place on the ship where they don't have any bugs?

*Shepard thinks, and remembers to when Mordin mentioned he got rid of all the bugs in his lab*

Shepard: I know a place...

-An hour later-

*Mordin walks in on them*

Mordin: No! No! Unacceptable! Samples contaminated! Research ruined! Unprofessional! Get out of lab!

*Shepard and Tali run out, clothes in hand*

Mordin: Hm... At least know Shepard payed attention to advice booklet...

[Maria Caliban]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Also, I approve of Tali's choice of weapon, shotguns are awesome

Her true weapons would be her floaty ball thingie and her hips.

[MasterMegatron]

http://metal-dragon-...l/poll/1140301/

Modifié par MasterMegatron, 09 avril 2010 - 01:56 .

[SirEmilCrane]

Maria Caliban wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Also, I approve of Tali's choice of weapon, shotguns are awesome

Her true weapons would be her floaty ball thingie and her hips.

Well I can get neither in MW2
So I make do with shotguns

[SirEmilCrane]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Brings up an interesting question
If tali could get AR training, which would she use?

I always gave her a GPR in ME1 but I don't know now

[sergio71785]

 

Tali's ultimate weapon is the Heavy Exo-Suit that quarian Marines use to use in battle back before the quarian exile. 

Most have been salvaged for parts, but they got a few left throughout the Flotilla.