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[Alphyn]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Fascinating, isn't it?

Fascinating, captain.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

Okay, I figure it's time for Tali to dramatically save Shepard for a change, and I've always liked this concept, so here's a minific. 

--Old crash site of a quarian cruiser--

Shepard is trapped against some crates, and completely out of thermal clips. Seven armed batarian slavers approach him.

"Wait, I recognize that face... you're that famous human, Shepard! Haha, we're rich boys! We're going to get a fortune for him!" Their leader said.

Suddenly there was a loud explosion sound off to the side; it came from the old crashed quarian cruiser. A massive, 15-foot bipedal tank had smashed through its hull; pieces of metal and debris rained around it as it emerged. It was Tali, inside a Heavy Exo-Suit, that quarian marines once drove into battle before their exile.

"What the f*** is that...?" The batarian leader asked, looking in awe.

"My girlfriend..." Shepard responded with a smirk, and kicked the batarian's weapon out of his hand, jumping behind some nearby cover.

The large exo-suit then began to run straight towards them, it's powerful left arm extended outward, swiping inwards as it reached the slavers. Five of them went flying into the air like ragdolls, and the other two immediately followed as Tali followed-up with a backhand.

Bullets began to spray against the exo-suit; there were YMIR Heavy Mechs nearby, one further away than the other. Tali turned around, and ran straight towards the closest one. Each stomp of the exo-suit's feet made a loud thud, sending dust and debris flying into the air. She tackled the heavy mech, pinned it to the ground, and proceeded to punch downwards at it multiple times, utterly destroying its head.

The heavy mech then began to go into self-destruct mode. Tali grabbed it, lifted into the air--the exo-suit struggled slightly under its weight--and tossed it at the other heavy mech. There was a massive explosion upon collision, completely destroying both of them.

Tali then approached Shepard, got out of the exo-suit, and ran to him. They hugged tightly.

"I knew you wouldn't let me down," Shepard said, smiling at her.

I approve of quarian mechs. Also, d'awww. They're a real battle couple!

[sergio71785]

I just realized I forgot to include the "Get away from him, you bosh'tets!" line. Damn, that would've been like the best part.

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...




I just realized I forgot to include the "Get away from him, you bosh'tets!" line. Damn, that would've been like the best part.

Read it in her voice. 10/10

[Alphyn]

Wow, thread's going slow tonight.

[El-Destructo]

The thought of Tali in a battlemech is so awesome on so many levels, I think my brain just melted.

Wait, what were we talking about?

[solazz]

sergio71785 wrote...

Okay, I figure it's time for Tali to dramatically save Shepard for a change, and I've always liked this concept, so here's a minific. 

--Old crash site of a quarian cruiser--

Shepard is trapped against some crates, and completely out of thermal clips. Seven armed batarian slavers approach him.

"Wait, I recognize that face... you're that famous human, Shepard! Haha, we're rich boys! We're going to get a fortune for him!" Their leader said.

Suddenly there was a loud explosion sound off to the side; it came from the old crashed quarian cruiser. A massive, 15-foot bipedal tank had smashed through its hull; pieces of metal and debris rained around it as it emerged. It was Tali, inside a Heavy Exo-Suit, that quarian marines once drove into battle before their exile.

"What the f*** is that...?" The batarian leader asked, looking in awe.

"My girlfriend..." Shepard responded with a smirk, and kicked the batarian's weapon out of his hand, jumping behind some nearby cover.

The large exo-suit then began to run straight towards them, it's powerful left arm extended outward, swiping inwards as it reached the slavers. Five of them went flying into the air like ragdolls, and the other two immediately followed as Tali followed-up with a backhand.

Bullets began to spray against the exo-suit; there were two YMIR Heavy Mechs nearby, one further away than the other. Tali turned around, and ran straight towards the closest one. Each stomp of the exo-suit's feet made a loud thud, sending dust and debris flying into the air. She tackled the heavy mech, pinned it to the ground, and proceeded to punch downwards at it multiple times, utterly destroying its head.

The heavy mech then began to go into self-destruct mode. Tali grabbed it, lifted into the air--the exo-suit struggled slightly under its weight--and tossed it at the other heavy mech. There was a massive explosion upon collision, completely destroying both of them.

Tali then approached Shepard, got out of the exo-suit, and ran to him. They hugged tightly.

"I knew you wouldn't let me down," Shepard said, smiling at her.

Then Shepard awoke from his dream.
Shepard: "Wow, that was bad ass.... Wish we had more platinum..."

[Lividity Jones]

El-Destructo wrote...

The thought of Tali in a battlemech is so awesome on so many levels, I think my brain just melted.
Wait, what were we talking about?

No, the "Tali in a battlemech" thing is basically what we are discussing.

[Bloodhuman1]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Hmm...

I'm not feeling so... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Let the universe drown with it.

[sergio71785]

El-Destructo wrote...

The thought of Tali in a battlemech is so awesome on so many levels, I think my brain just melted.
Wait, what were we talking about?

There is no way Quarians haven't dabbled with the concept of bipedal tanks. 

I mean come on! That's so up their alley! 

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

El-Destructo wrote...

The thought of Tali in a battlemech is so awesome on so many levels, I think my brain just melted.
Wait, what were we talking about?

There is no way Quarians haven't dabbled with the concept of bipedal tanks. 

I mean come on! That's so up their alley! 

Of course. The question is how many are operable?

[Shazzammer2]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

El-Destructo wrote...

The thought of Tali in a battlemech is so awesome on so many levels, I think my brain just melted.
Wait, what were we talking about?

No, the "Tali in a battlemech" thing is basically what we are discussing.

Haha, recognize something?



(The legs.)

lol you saying Tali looks like a MadCat??

.... thats awsome

[El-Destructo]

I have a Timber Wolf as my Steam avatar. Inner Sphere heathens.