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[Calculatrice]

[quote]phonypapercut56 wrote...

[/quote] What? Confused about my name?
Edit: okay this post got royally screwed. Still what is everyone confused about?

[/quote] Sorry, Gervais quoted me under your name and I thought he had changed it and... Whatever. 

[Lividity Jones]

Grif101 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Ah yes those ones, I forget their name but they're supposed to be the biggest spiders in the world
I can tell you about one and the only encounter I had with one of those things

Procede...

Well I was visiting Israel at the time (bloody hell it's hot there) and I was staying at this hotel.
Anyways it's kinda like the story where I shot the Funnel Web, but I was resting after a busy day and I notice that something is moving under the pillow (This is after that eventful encounter with the Funnel Web) and hearing the stories about the spiders there I didn't take any chance. So I repeatedly stabbed the pillow with a knife, well turns out I killed a mouse (or rat) instead so I went back to sleep. In the morning I was shaving and such and moved to put on my boxers, well (believe it or not) the bloody thing was waiting there for me, and I only realized this after I put them on (how the hell it didn't fall out before is anyone's guess) and so for the better part of five or six minutes I was screaming my a** off repeatedly punching myself in the crotch desperately trying to kill it. That just got it more excited but I eventually got it together enough to remove the boxers and run screaming out of my room. Well I was forced to run back into my room because the cleaning lady was screaming. Eventually I managed to stab it to death in which I continued to cut it up into chunks to be sure it died (I'm sure you understand).
Suffice to say if you think you got arachnaphobia let me tell you.....

That is probably the must brutal tale of insect slaying I have ever heard.

[Himmelstor]

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
Doctor prescribes fanfiction!
Part Five of Act I: Best of Intentions is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/4132/

Carry over. With music.

[Grif101]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Ah yes those ones, I forget their name but they're supposed to be the biggest spiders in the world
I can tell you about one and the only encounter I had with one of those things

Procede...

Well I was visiting Israel at the time (bloody hell it's hot there) and I was staying at this hotel.
Anyways it's kinda like the story where I shot the Funnel Web, but I was resting after a busy day and I notice that something is moving under the pillow (This is after that eventful encounter with the Funnel Web) and hearing the stories about the spiders there I didn't take any chance. So I repeatedly stabbed the pillow with a knife, well turns out I killed a mouse (or rat) instead so I went back to sleep. In the morning I was shaving and such and moved to put on my boxers, well (believe it or not) the bloody thing was waiting there for me, and I only realized this after I put them on (how the hell it didn't fall out before is anyone's guess) and so for the better part of five or six minutes I was screaming my a** off repeatedly punching myself in the crotch desperately trying to kill it. That just got it more excited but I eventually got it together enough to remove the boxers and run screaming out of my room. Well I was forced to run back into my room because the cleaning lady was screaming. Eventually I managed to stab it to death in which I continued to cut it up into chunks to be sure it died (I'm sure you understand).
Suffice to say if you think you got arachnaphobia let me tell you.....

That is probably the must brutal tale of insect slaying I have ever heard.

Have you had a Camel Spider skittering around on your bare crotch? I didn't think so

[Himmelstor]

Mukora wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I guess I'm just incapable of comprehending fear.

*We know nothing of fear. But we understand how it affects you.*
Can feel fear, but is very temporary.
Proud to be a salarian!

Where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died, to give that right to me.
And I proudly stand up, next to you...

[cannedcream]

Mukora wrote...

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

If you want the real deal, attempt to read My Choices, my Mistakes. It's worse IMO... but what can I say? I love tragedy!:happy:

Better idea. Don't read it. Ever. You will lose your man card. And sit in the fetal position for days

. . . .

[SirEmilCrane]

Grif101 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Ah yes those ones, I forget their name but they're supposed to be the biggest spiders in the world
I can tell you about one and the only encounter I had with one of those things

Procede...

Well I was visiting Israel at the time (bloody hell it's hot there) and I was staying at this hotel.
Anyways it's kinda like the story where I shot the Funnel Web, but I was resting after a busy day and I notice that something is moving under the pillow (This is after that eventful encounter with the Funnel Web) and hearing the stories about the spiders there I didn't take any chance. So I repeatedly stabbed the pillow with a knife, well turns out I killed a mouse (or rat) instead so I went back to sleep. In the morning I was shaving and such and moved to put on my boxers, well (believe it or not) the bloody thing was waiting there for me, and I only realized this after I put them on (how the hell it didn't fall out before is anyone's guess) and so for the better part of five or six minutes I was screaming my a** off repeatedly punching myself in the crotch desperately trying to kill it. That just got it more excited but I eventually got it together enough to remove the boxers and run screaming out of my room. Well I was forced to run back into my room because the cleaning lady was screaming. Eventually I managed to stab it to death in which I continued to cut it up into chunks to be sure it died (I'm sure you understand).
Suffice to say if you think you got arachnaphobia let me tell you.....

You just have no luck when it comes to spiders do you?
That was so funny

[Lividity Jones]

Tali: Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. And it was totally worth it.

Shepard: Now that you mention it, my throat is feeling a little swollen.

Tali: Didn't Mordin warn you not to... you know?

[Strawberry Kiwi]

cannedcream wrote...

. . . .

Oh hey, canned!
Say, do I have an interesting story for you...

[Himmelstor]

phonypapercut56 wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Phonypapercut56? What the hell?

I know, right? What's with the unneccesary numbers? I'm certain a name as stupid as "phonypapercut" wouldn't be taken.

Ya actually phonypapercut was taken. By me. Don't ask.

Consider self asked.

[Lividity Jones]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

. . . .

Oh hey, canned!
Say, do I have an interesting story for you...

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[cannedcream]

Himmelstor wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I guess I'm just incapable of comprehending fear.

*We know nothing of fear. But we understand how it affects you.*
Can feel fear, but is very temporary.
Proud to be a salarian!

Where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died, to give that right to me.
And I proudly stand up, next to you...

Well that just brings back. . .horrible, HORRIBLE memories of riding the school bus in elementary.

Why are you making me walk down the dark paths of my youth?

[SirEmilCrane]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. And it was totally worth it.

Shepard: Now that you mention it, my throat is feeling a little swollen.

Tali: Didn't Mordin warn you not to... you know?

Shepard: But it tastes like candy!!!!!
Tali:<_<

[Lividity Jones]

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. And it was totally worth it.

Shepard: Now that you mention it, my throat is feeling a little swollen.

Tali: Didn't Mordin warn you not to... you know?

. DO NOT remind me of that fanfic. *shudders*

Am I missing something?