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[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

. . . .

Oh hey, canned!
Say, do I have an interesting story for you...

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I find myself morbidly curious. . .

[Strawberry Kiwi]

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. And it was totally worth it.

Shepard: Now that you mention it, my throat is feeling a little swollen.

Tali: Didn't Mordin warn you not to... you know?

. DO NOT remind me of that fanfic. *shudders*

Okay, now THAT made me cry.

[Grif101]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Ah yes those ones, I forget their name but they're supposed to be the biggest spiders in the world
I can tell you about one and the only encounter I had with one of those things

Procede...

Well I was visiting Israel at the time (bloody hell it's hot there) and I was staying at this hotel.
Anyways it's kinda like the story where I shot the Funnel Web, but I was resting after a busy day and I notice that something is moving under the pillow (This is after that eventful encounter with the Funnel Web) and hearing the stories about the spiders there I didn't take any chance. So I repeatedly stabbed the pillow with a knife, well turns out I killed a mouse (or rat) instead so I went back to sleep. In the morning I was shaving and such and moved to put on my boxers, well (believe it or not) the bloody thing was waiting there for me, and I only realized this after I put them on (how the hell it didn't fall out before is anyone's guess) and so for the better part of five or six minutes I was screaming my a** off repeatedly punching myself in the crotch desperately trying to kill it. That just got it more excited but I eventually got it together enough to remove the boxers and run screaming out of my room. Well I was forced to run back into my room because the cleaning lady was screaming. Eventually I managed to stab it to death in which I continued to cut it up into chunks to be sure it died (I'm sure you understand).
Suffice to say if you think you got arachnaphobia let me tell you.....

You just have no luck when it comes to spiders do you?
That was so funny

Noticed that did you?
Glad you enjoyed it! Suffice to say I don't plan on travelling to places with big spiders anytime soon

[Himmelstor]

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
Doctor prescribes fanfiction!
Part Five of Act I: Best of Intentions is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/4132/

Carry over. With music.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

Grif101 wrote...

Suffice to say I don't plan on travelling to places with big spiders anytime soon

I honestly hope I never have to.

[Shazzammer2]

so...how ya'll doin'??



ready for my treat?

[Himmelstor]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Suffice to say I don't plan on travelling to places with big spiders anytime soon

I honestly hope I never have to.

Aren't largest ones that are deadliest...

[Lividity Jones]

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Am I missing something?

Yes... there was this one time... quarian penises... *shudders*

Oh right... that...

I meant to reference the fact that Tali is based on dextro proteins and Mordin would have warned Shepard not to ingest tissue or bodily fluids.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

so...how ya'll doin'??

ready for my treat?

Oh, I'm always ready for a treat.
*Licks lips*

[Himmelstor]

Mukora wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
Doctor prescribes fanfiction!
Part Five of Act I: Best of Intentions is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/4132/

Carry over. With music.

Why are you always making posts promoting your fanfic? Wouldn't it be easier to simply put a link in your sig?

Ran out of room...needed to ensure own survival!

[Grif101]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Suffice to say I don't plan on travelling to places with big spiders anytime soon

I honestly hope I never have to.

Nonsense! You can come back with your own interesting tale on how a spider ended up riding on your crotch!

[cannedcream]

vykvyper1 wrote...

Laying in bed posting from my iPad. Not going to go to the trouble of quoting posts-- anyway, who is this "cannedcream?" does he write sad things? I will avoid them then.

My fave so far is things along the line of what sergio has written. They have that nice paragon, everything's gonna be okay, feel

Hello, I am the (apparently) infamous  cannedcream.

My stories make people cry and gives them nightmares.

Or so I'm told.

[FsDxRAGE]

*gets out of bed stumbling towards computer*

I can't sleep, will hang out here for a bit.

[Grif101]

Himmelstor wrote...

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Suffice to say I don't plan on travelling to places with big spiders anytime soon

I honestly hope I never have to.

Aren't largest ones that are deadliest...

Not quite, and stangely enough Camel Spiders don't bite humans often (even in that scenario) or if they do then God must love me very much, because I wasn't bitten

[chool77]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. And it was totally worth it.

Shepard: Now that you mention it, my throat is feeling a little swollen.

Tali: Didn't Mordin warn you not to... you know?

Shepard: But it tastes like candy!!!!!
Tali:<_<

i like this alot.. is that bad:unsure:

[Lividity Jones]

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Am I missing something?

Yes... there was this one time... quarian penises... *shudders*

Oh right... that...

I meant to reference the fact that Tali is based on dextro proteins and Mordin would have warned Shepard not to ingest tissue or bodily fluids.

What bodily fluids would he possibly ingest? Spit? And why would he need to ingest tissue? He isn't eating her.
CANNECDREAM NO IDEAS.

Do I really need to explain this?

Edit: Also, NO CANNEDCREAM. YOU CAN WRITE WHATEVER DEPRESSING MELANCHOLY YOU WANT, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT CANNIBALISM.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 10 avril 2010 - 05:26 .

[Shazzammer2]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

so...how ya'll doin'??

ready for my treat?

Oh, I'm always ready for a treat.
*Licks lips*

well...at least someone responded sheesh. .... so no one else wants treat eh??

tis a new drawing

[cannedcream]

Mukora wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
Doctor prescribes fanfiction!
Part Five of Act I: Best of Intentions is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/4132/

Carry over. With music.

Why are you always making posts promoting your fanfic? Wouldn't it be easier to simply put a link in your sig?

Because he is the Professor and he can do no wrong.

[Himmelstor]

cannedcream wrote...

Mukora wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
Doctor prescribes fanfiction!
Part Five of Act I: Best of Intentions is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/4132/

Carry over. With music.

Why are you always making posts promoting your fanfic? Wouldn't it be easier to simply put a link in your sig?

Because he is the Professor and he can do no wrong.