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[Lividity Jones]

An Illusive Man wrote...

Sneaking into the Quarian's Quarters...Dangerous, But the priiize.

Tali doesn't have quarters...

[herbie dog]

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[Calculatrice]

Lividity Jones wrote...

An Illusive Man wrote...

Sneaking into the Quarian's Quarters...Dangerous, But the priiize.

Tali doesn't have quarters...

Well, now she shares quarters with sheppy.

[Grif101]

Calculatrice wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Alright children gather around if you want to hear the story of how Grif met his first Black Widow while in the crapper

*Gathers round* Tell me, oh great one.

Well it began one day in my home in Victoria.
As I said I met that bugger when I was taking a crap, it appeared that she had been making a nest in my toilet and decided that my precense wasn't very likable. So as I was reading my newspaper I felt something (you guessed it) skittering up my a** and as you can guess I ran screaming like a little girl slapping my a** trying to kill it. It fell of and scurried away but however I decided that I wouldn't manage to sleep until I killed that little f*cker. If you've seen the movie Arachnaphobia then that's pretty much how it was between me and that spider. I spent five bloody hours hunting for it and it always scurried away before I could kill it. Now I couldn't shoot it because well that would cause the neighbours to whine, so I improvised and vowed to kill it with my hand meat tenderizer. Eventually I cornered the f*cker in the kitchen in a one on one showdown that lasted five minutes (cue dramatic jungle music) in which I finally hammered that f*cker into extinction.........as for the eggs that was just a matter if getting them down the toilet.

EDIT: sorry for the late post but it takes awhile to type it

Uh... Do you always keep a meat tenderizer on hand for this kind of stuff? And... Shooting a spider? *Steps away*...

I only shoot the big spiders truthfully because as you can tell I fear them
Before that incident I didn't have a special spider killing meat tenderizer, but now I do because I can never bring myself to use that for food I eat anymore:?

[Lividity Jones]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

An Illusive Man wrote...

Sneaking into the Quarian's Quarters...Dangerous, But the priiize.

Tali doesn't have quarters...

She share's Shepard's.

Sharing your bed with an individual of different chirality?

Heavy risk...

But totally worth it.

[sergio71785]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali doesn't have quarters...

Sure she does, she shares that nice room up on Deck 1 with her boyfriend. 

[Calculatrice]

Grif101 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Alright children gather around if you want to hear the story of how Grif met his first Black Widow while in the crapper

*Gathers round* Tell me, oh great one.

Well it began one day in my home in Victoria.
As I said I met that bugger when I was taking a crap, it appeared that she had been making a nest in my toilet and decided that my precense wasn't very likable. So as I was reading my newspaper I felt something (you guessed it) skittering up my a** and as you can guess I ran screaming like a little girl slapping my a** trying to kill it. It fell of and scurried away but however I decided that I wouldn't manage to sleep until I killed that little f*cker. If you've seen the movie Arachnaphobia then that's pretty much how it was between me and that spider. I spent five bloody hours hunting for it and it always scurried away before I could kill it. Now I couldn't shoot it because well that would cause the neighbours to whine, so I improvised and vowed to kill it with my hand meat tenderizer. Eventually I cornered the f*cker in the kitchen in a one on one showdown that lasted five minutes (cue dramatic jungle music) in which I finally hammered that f*cker into extinction.........as for the eggs that was just a matter if getting them down the toilet.

EDIT: sorry for the late post but it takes awhile to type it

Uh... Do you always keep a meat tenderizer on hand for this kind of stuff? And... Shooting a spider? *Steps away*...

I only shoot the big spiders truthfully because as you can tell I fear them
Before that incident I didn't have a special spider killing meat tenderizer, but now I do because I can never bring myself to use that for food I eat anymore:?

I never want to run into you in real life. Stay away from me.

[Simon9one]

An Illusive Man wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

Alright, must leave thread. Basic hygiene necessary.

Will return.

keelah se'lai

Basic hygine? Practically a suicide mission.

I volunteer.

Heavy risk...

But the priiize.

Wait a minute...were you guys plotting to rape me?

[herbie dog]

[Calculatrice]

phonypapercut56 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

knight5923 wrote...

a Reaper
Watch yer back, man

That wasn't a laser! It was some kind of... mass accelerated molten metal beam thing... 

Thanix cannon.

It's a collector particle beam. Take down his barrier, before Harbinger assumes control.

[Grif101]

Calculatrice wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Alright children gather around if you want to hear the story of how Grif met his first Black Widow while in the crapper

*Gathers round* Tell me, oh great one.

Well it began one day in my home in Victoria.
As I said I met that bugger when I was taking a crap, it appeared that she had been making a nest in my toilet and decided that my precense wasn't very likable. So as I was reading my newspaper I felt something (you guessed it) skittering up my a** and as you can guess I ran screaming like a little girl slapping my a** trying to kill it. It fell of and scurried away but however I decided that I wouldn't manage to sleep until I killed that little f*cker. If you've seen the movie Arachnaphobia then that's pretty much how it was between me and that spider. I spent five bloody hours hunting for it and it always scurried away before I could kill it. Now I couldn't shoot it because well that would cause the neighbours to whine, so I improvised and vowed to kill it with my hand meat tenderizer. Eventually I cornered the f*cker in the kitchen in a one on one showdown that lasted five minutes (cue dramatic jungle music) in which I finally hammered that f*cker into extinction.........as for the eggs that was just a matter if getting them down the toilet.

EDIT: sorry for the late post but it takes awhile to type it

Uh... Do you always keep a meat tenderizer on hand for this kind of stuff? And... Shooting a spider? *Steps away*...

I only shoot the big spiders truthfully because as you can tell I fear them
Before that incident I didn't have a special spider killing meat tenderizer, but now I do because I can never bring myself to use that for food I eat anymore:?

I never want to run into you in real life. Stay away from me.

Hey is it my fault I have the sh*ttiest luck with spiders?

[Shazzammer2]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

An Illusive Man wrote...

Sneaking into the Quarian's Quarters...Dangerous, But the priiize.

Tali doesn't have quarters...

She share's Shepard's.

Sharing your bed with an individual of different chirality?

Heavy risk...

[knight5923]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Here's a few B&Ws


*snip snip snip*

Dunno if this'd work, but why not a little self promotion

[Calculatrice]

Simon9one wrote...

An Illusive Man wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

Alright, must leave thread. Basic hygiene necessary.

Will return.

keelah se'lai

Basic hygine? Practically a suicide mission.

I volunteer.

Heavy risk...

But the priiize.

Wait a minute...were you guys plotting to rape me?

But the priiiiiize...

[sergio71785]

[Shazzammer2]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

Wait a minute...were you guys plotting to rape me?

You touch my tralala, my ding ding dong...

LOL ok now that....lol omg that made me laugh.

[Lividity Jones]

Mukora wrote...

An Illusive Man wrote...

Sneaking into the quarian's quarters...dangerous, but the priiize.

Fixed[/grammar****]
Also, Tali , Garrus and Jacob are the only teammembers without their own beds. I say we give Mirada's quarters to Garrus. Tali can sleep in Shepards cabin. No one likes Jacob, so he's fine where he is.

Jacob can have the sleeping pod.

[BigKahuna25]

*descends from above, arms spread, awash in glorious light.*

hello everyone.