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Grif101 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

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Grif101 wrote...

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Grif101 wrote...

Alright children gather around if you want to hear the story of how Grif met his first Black Widow while in the crapper

*Gathers round* Tell me, oh great one.

Well it began one day in my home in Victoria.
As I said I met that bugger when I was taking a crap, it appeared that she had been making a nest in my toilet and decided that my precense wasn't very likable. So as I was reading my newspaper I felt something (you guessed it) skittering up my a** and as you can guess I ran screaming like a little girl slapping my a** trying to kill it. It fell of and scurried away but however I decided that I wouldn't manage to sleep until I killed that little f*cker. If you've seen the movie Arachnaphobia then that's pretty much how it was between me and that spider. I spent five bloody hours hunting for it and it always scurried away before I could kill it. Now I couldn't shoot it because well that would cause the neighbours to whine, so I improvised and vowed to kill it with my hand meat tenderizer. Eventually I cornered the f*cker in the kitchen in a one on one showdown that lasted five minutes (cue dramatic jungle music) in which I finally hammered that f*cker into extinction.........as for the eggs that was just a matter if getting them down the toilet.

EDIT: sorry for the late post but it takes awhile to type it

Uh... Do you always keep a meat tenderizer on hand for this kind of stuff? And... Shooting a spider? *Steps away*...

I only shoot the big spiders truthfully because as you can tell I fear them
Before that incident I didn't have a special spider killing meat tenderizer, but now I do because I can never bring myself to use that for food I eat anymore:?

I never want to run into you in real life. Stay away from me.

Hey is it my fault I have the sh*ttiest luck with spiders?

No, but I tend not to socialize with people who keep guns around not for burglars, but for spiders:?

[herbie dog]

But the priiiiiize.....

Did I miss anything?

[Calculatrice]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

*descends from above, arms spread, awash in glorious light.*
hello everyone.

Just in time to join in on Simon.

[Bloodhuman1]

herbie dog wrote...

I, too, am scared, Herbie.

[Grif101]

Calculatrice wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

An Illusive Man wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

Alright, must leave thread. Basic hygiene necessary.

Will return.

keelah se'lai

Basic hygine? Practically a suicide mission.

I volunteer.

Heavy risk...

But the priiize.

Wait a minute...were you guys plotting to rape me?

But the priiiiiize...

I'd make a witty comment on this involving Rune's uptightness but then Rune would get mad and yell bad words at me:whistle::innocent:

[sergio71785]

Shazzammer2 wrote...
*Joseph Ducreux snip*

No no no!

He'd say something like:

"It is not secure

but reward shall be substantial" 

[knight5923]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

*descends from above, arms spread, awash in glorious light.*
hello everyone.

I've seen more glorious light before

lol welcome mate

[BigKahuna25]

Calculatrice wrote...
 No, but I tend not to socialize with people who keep guns around not for burglars, but for spiders:?

i support spider shooting.

[Calculatrice]

herbie dog wrote...

But the priiiiiize.....
Did I miss anything?

The usual. So, the unusual.

[sergio71785]

[Shazzammer2]

sergio71785 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...
*Joseph Ducreux snip*

No no no!

He'd say something like:

"It is not secure

but reward shall be substantial" 

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
i will return

[Phil725]

Calculatrice wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

An Illusive Man wrote...

Sneaking into the Quarian's Quarters...Dangerous, But the priiize.

Tali doesn't have quarters...

Well, now she shares quarters with sheppy.

This, my Tali has a nice comfy bed to share with Shep, and plenty of extra space for her to do whatever it else she does when not hanging out with Shep or cleaning the engine

[BigKahuna25]

Calculatrice wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

*descends from above, arms spread, awash in glorious light.*
hello everyone.

Just in time to join in on Simon.

what? smoothie time?

[Simon9one]

Well, now I know to carry a gun in the shower.



And no, there is no second meaning to that sentence.

[Calculatrice]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...
 No, but I tend not to socialize with people who keep guns around not for burglars, but for spiders:?

i support spider shooting.

I support odering a restraining order. First spiders, what next? Neighbors? Children? Forum admin? You don't like Turians either, right? *Bang* Couldn't take any chances....

[herbie dog]

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[Grif101]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...
 No, but I tend not to socialize with people who keep guns around not for burglars, but for spiders:?

i support spider shooting.

I keep a gun for burgalers and self-defense because I often visit dangerous places.........however I sometimes end up shooting big freaking hairy spiders who get too close to me

[Landline]

Mukora wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Jacob can have the sleeping pod.

I always wondered what te pods were for. EDI says there are twenty-four crew members... and there are twenty-four bunks in the crews quarters...

Your squad mates.

Garrus, Tali, Samara and Mordin don't have cots of their own, they must use the sleeper pods. (Or... Tali must until she opens up to Shepard at least...)

Well... Grunt does't have a cot either but he probably just sleeps on the floor.